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    11/16/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
    you referrenced capeman. i love you now. #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
    Didn't Garfunkel have a son just a couple of years ago, when he was 67? #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
    I can't help but be struck by Prejean's crazy eyes and the seething anger and contempt bubbling below that beauty pageant candy shell. I truly believe she shape shifts into Michelle Malkin in moments when her guard is down. #parishilton
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    11/15/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
    Doesn't everybody in Hair get nekkid eventually? That lady was seriously gun jumping, so to speak. #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    @Mo MoDo: She came for a SHOW. Probably didn't want to get stiffed...or did she? #wink #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
    DvF's moon bubble lair is literally one block from the Standard. Once you get past the Hogs and Heifers crowd across the street you are home free. #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
    I realize the fellow's pitching a book and "Ann Landers" would be a headline, but I sort of think he may be getting someone with similar hair mixed-up because she wasn't really known for her interviews.

    Though, I guess, it could've been a date... #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
    I actually see Paul Simon out and about in New York quite a lot and he's very non-assuming and normal.

    And what is with the Zoolander face, Paris? Ben Stiller you are not. #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
    Lucky for Garfunkle he didn't have the musically impaired escorted from his show. He'd be singing to the seats.

    But Foster, really, if we wanted to read Page Six we'd read Page Six. You gotta expand your sources.

    I love your snark though. It saves me the trouble of coming up with snark on my own.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/15/09

    @Tart of Darkness: You busted me. Here's why I'm only doing NYP and NYDN, for the Weekend Readers. If you want me to go wider, I absolutely will.

    I used to scan D-Listed, WWTDD, Egotastic, People, TMZ, etc. And then I realized that New York - even though they're dying - still has the best home-grown gossip pages around, and living in New York, I'm (literally) closer to these pages, even when they go wide with national celebrity news. Also, I try to run on the way these papers take their issues: I can't take celebrity gossip as anything but a dumbass joke, so I try to mix up media game in on them too (see: relentless harping on Rush & Molloy). So, there's my #self-referential for the day. Oh, also: I just can't compete with Michael K. He's too good.

    Serious question: with exception to big stories, is it worth going outward, or sticking towards the regional rags? #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    @Foster Kamer: The more you scan, the faster you'll burn out. But maybe the blaze of glory will be worth it? #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    @Foster Kamer: Don't go changing to try to please me, I want you just the way you are. Seriously, I like what you do and how you do it. But that's me, I don't need a lot to be happy. #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    @Foster Kamer: i say scan out enough to liven up weekend gossip roundup so that it's more than just "lindsey lohan's dad" (said in nene's voice)... but i too like you the way you are and would like to propose marriage 'cause you know, real recognize real. #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    @Foster Kamer: michael K is the fucking master at gossip. His meanness is perfectly pitched. And i like this sunday wrap up the way it is. #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    @Helio: Yeah, I bow down to him. His natural voice is ridiculous, amazing stuff. Why won't someone let him write an HBO series about Bitchy Gay Men who just scream at cougars and rent boys all day?
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    11/15/09

    @Foster Kamer: I think you have an excellent point there about NY/NY. I have to admit I hadn't had my coffee when I wrote earlier. Carry on! #parishilton
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    11/16/09

    @Foster Kamer: Page Six seems to have the juiciest stuff. I just get queasy sending that much more click revenue Rupert Murdoch's way. #parishilton
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    11/15/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
    "Carrie Prejean Has More Sex Tapes Than Levi Johnston Has Inches." #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    @Brad Brown: She has more than four?!? #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
    Presumably DvF was just bringing home a party favor for Barry. #parishilton
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    11/16/09

    @the rzo: WIN! #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
    true story : i was in the pleasure chest on 7th ave. sometime in the late 80s on a friday night and who walks in but jfk jr. and darryl hannah. everyone ignores. i secretly watch jjr. pick up some book and quickly flip through back and forth. when they leave i pick up said book and in the bottom corner was a flip animation on how to give blow jobs. meh. i already knew. #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
    The Great Irony Concert, where all the introduced musicians are Black, and the tune is dedicated to the home of the spirit of the Tupelo cracker who once was famously quoted: "All I want from n______ is to buy muh records and shine muh shoes." #parishilton
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/15/09

    @Tremonius: Ha. Very true. #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    @Tremonius: [www.snopes.com] #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    @bbug: Seems I owe Mr Presley an apology - but I remember when many who knew him, including he himself, were so adamant that Billy Graham could never speak an anti-Semitic remark as he had only pure Christian love for all god's critters and would never insult a race or religion - except that he was caught on tape in the White House despising Jews with Nixon.

    I imagined a very likely scene of Elvis on the rise being challenged by a gathering of cousins about whether he'd left his homeys behind; after all, he did pick up that negrah music. Folks tend to speak to their environment, especially Southern Baptist folk. #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
    A little Boom Boom Pow in the Boom Boom Room with Fergie is just what the doctor ordered for the autumn blues. #parishilton
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    11/15/09

    In reply to Paris Hilton Will Not Tolerate Any Art Garfunkel-Like Presences In Her Life, And Neither Will You
    Wow. Someone over at Page Six must really hate Kelly Osbourne. #parishilton
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/15/09

    @mfnher: Right? I mean, damn. #parishilton
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    Image of Patrick Zimmerman Patrick Zimmerman
    11/15/09

    @Foster Kamer: Oh, everything you write that you think is so cool and "snarky" is nothing but plain old pitiful infantile, green-eyed jealousy. Pathetic. Sad. Very sad.... #parishilton
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    11/15/09

    @Patrick Zimmerman: Kelly? #parishilton
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    06/15/09

    In reply to Bill Gates in Cambridge Slob Shocker
    He should have had a computer mouse tied around his neck or a tie that doubles as a keyboard.
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