<![CDATA[Gawker: Bill Maher]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: Bill Maher]]> http://gawker.com/tag/bill maher http://gawker.com/tag/bill maher <![CDATA[ 'Borat' Director to Put an End to Religion ]]> Borat helmsman Larry Charles says he intends to "destroy" organized religion with his newest flick, Religulous, starring Bill Maher. "I don't think 'debunk" is the right word,' he says. "I want to destroy more than debunk, just destroy the whole system." Maher chimed in: "I was raised a Catholic. But by the time I became an adult, scientific thought and rational evidence led me to believe otherwise. You know, when I was a kid and got a cavity I had mercury drilled into my teeth. Then, when I got older, they drilled it out—you can do the same with religion." Such mavericks!

The fact that it's a Borat-style "documentary" in which dumbasses are strung up by their own words has dumbasses everywhere complaining even before it hits theaters.

The project has already inspired protests at its premiere at the Toronto film festival earlier this month, and US satirist Bill Maher and director Larry Charles have been accused of misleading participants. Maher has conceded that several sleights of hand were necessary to persuade people to perform. 'It was simple: We never, ever, used my name. We never told anybody it was me who was going to do the interviews. We even had a fake title for the film. We called it A Spiritual Journey. It didn't work everywhere. We went to Salt Lake City, but no one would let us film there at all.'

Going further in an interview with the Hollywood Reporter, Maher described the type of audience he hoped to provoke: 'Any religious person. The point is to question what is usually made to be unquestionable in this country. Normally if you say the word "faith", the debate is over - no matter what incredibly nonsensical, destructive, ridiculous tenet comes out of your mouth. I could say, "My faith is the tooth fairy and Klingons are coming". But I'm not going to play by those rules.'

The determination to offend is not limited to the US market. A specially commissioned international poster, unveiled this month, depicts three monkeys as a rabbi, the Pope and an imam.

[Guardian UK]

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Sun, 21 Sep 2008 16:38:49 EDT ian spiegelman http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5052848&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Washington Mutual Will Do Anything For Your Business ]]> Pope-hating straight talker Bill Maher is seriously considering putting some money in failing Washington Mutual now that they're offering free blow jobs with every account. Click to watch the sadly plausible series of fake ads that get worse and worse until we're all broke and can't afford a blow job anyhow.

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Mon, 15 Sep 2008 14:56:02 EDT Hamilton Nolan http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5050122&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Bill Maher's <i>Religulous</i> ]]> Picture 18-2Talk show host, funny cynic, health freak, and kind of a huge prick Bill Maher has a documentary on religious zealots in America coming out called, er, Religulous. I know, he says "No" just to say "No" and his schtick is kind of retarded, but this movie actually looks good to me. And since the trailer just came out, here it is.

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Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:16:50 EDT ian spiegelman http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5014287&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Dear Bill Maher: The Pope's Not So Bad! ]]> The Mohammad cartoons, the purposefully extra-offensive South Park episodes, and Bill Maher: not funny. Also, if you ignore them, they can't hurt you! SO WHY DON'T PEOPLE EVER IGNORE THEM? Bill Maher said something OUTRAGEOUS about the Pope, and the Catholic church. The outrageous thing he said is argurably true, if inelegantly put. Specifically, he called the Pope a Nazi, which he very briefly was when he was a little boy, and he called the Catholic Church a "child-abusing cult," which, if you have a broad-enough definition of cult, is basically what they are. Anyway—the American Life League has launched a website calling for Maher to be fired from his little HBO show. Ok guys! Jesus, you're getting all worked up about Bill Maher? There is a rich history of virulent anti-Catholicism in this great nation, but it pretty much ended once we all decided the Irish were allowed to be White. Attacking the Pope is no more "hate speech" than calling George W. Bush a war criminal. But: confidential to Bill M: you're taking on the Pope? You got nothing better to do with your time? He's not that bad! Seriously, as Popes go, he's one of the least damaging ever.

Jon Stewart had one line the other night about how the Popes have gotten so much nicer since the Catholic church no longer has an actual army. And it's true! There's plenty to criticize, what with the anti-reproductive rights thing, but they're not killing infidels or holding inquisitions anymore! No one's drinking the liquor of succession or raping their own nieces!

Seriously, crusades now are carried on by supposedly secular governments, the worst offenses by religion against the greater good are perpetrated by extremist Islamist clerics and evangelical huckster preachers and even the Jews have more dangerous terrorists than the Catholics these days.

So Bill, it's fun to mock the Pope for looking like Emperor Palpatine, but at least he doesn't have enough power anymore to act like Emperor Palpatine.

And Catholics, please, make like the rest of the nation and stop paying attention to Bill Maher.

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Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:20:02 EDT Pareene http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=381565&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Bill Maher Bowing To Pope Nazis? ]]> maher.jpegNot being well tuned in to the Catholic outrage circuit, we missed the big controversy this week over Bill Maher calling the Pope the head of a "child-abusing religious cult," and saying "he used to be a Nazi and he wears funny hats." That sounds fairly accurate, no? Not to Catholic League president and perpetually outraged man Bill Donohue, who demanded an apology on behalf of all Catholics worldwide who care about trivial things. And now Donohue says that he's been assured that Maher plans to apologize tonight for "falsely accusing the pope of once being a Nazi." Because in fact the Pope was just "conscripted into a German Youth organization (from which he fled as soon as he could)." Is Bill Maher now expected to be nuanced when it comes to the objects of his hate? Doesn't really sound like him. If you're reading this, Mr. Maher, and I know you are: just shout "Jesus loved whores!" at the end of your apology, to maintain your cred. The clip of his original Pope rant, after the jump.

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Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:08:52 EDT Hamilton Nolan http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=381400&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ "I Think My Shirt Is Giving You The Wrong Idea." ]]>

[Bill Maher is stopped by security guards at LAX, Jan 3; image via Bauer-Griffin]

New line by commenter Moff.

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Thu, 03 Jan 2008 14:48:56 EST Richard Lawson http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=340180&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Bill Maher Is His Own Security Force ]]> Hey, you know what? Bill Maher would make an awesome high school principal! (A mouthy, obscene and lecherous one, but still.) During Friday's live broadcast of his HBO show, "Real Time With Bill Maher," (a show responsible for revealing the comedic political genius of regular guest Ben Affleck—no, seriously), Maher took care of business when his crack security team proved not to be. Maher tried to make light of a heckling 9/11 conspiracy theorist working the room: Chris Matthews, Joel Stein and Congresswoman Sheila Jackson sat quietly by. (Who knew Matthews was such a pussy? Stein, yeah, but Matthews?) Heckler #1 got tossed by Maher but still had some friends in the audience—Maher's best line came when he got back to the stage to yet more shouting. "I'll kick your ass outta here too! Hey! This isn't the Iowa caucus, okay? it's not a debate, it's a debate between us; you're in the audience. Audience comes from the Latin, to listen."

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Tue, 23 Oct 2007 17:50:20 EDT Maggie http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=314230&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 'NYT,' CNN, Won't Repeat Scurrilous Rumor That Ken Mehlman Is Gay ]]> The Times takes a look at Bill Maher's recent appearance on Larry King, where

he and Mr. King discussed several of the factors contributing to the Democrats' election victory the day before, among them scandals involving several Republicans, including Representative Mark Foley. Mr. Maher then began to speculate on the sexual orientation of some high-ranking Republican officials, and Mr. King, seeming to forget that he was on the air, asked for names. The comments were broadcast live, but CNN's rebroadcast of the show later that evening cut a portion of Mr. Maher's remarks.
The paper goes on to mention that a video clip of the segment, in which Maher suggested that retiring RNC Chief Ken Mehlman is gay, has been removed from YouTube (although, should you still wish to hear Bill Maher name retiring RNC Chairman Ken Mehlman a homosexual, HuffPo still has a clip). While the Times itself does not bring up retiring RNC Chairman Ken Mehlman as the person named as gay, they may just be following CNN's lead: "CNN said that while the network was not responsible for Mr. Maher's initial comments, it could be held responsible for republishing them without further research."

We'd suggest they research retiring RNC Chairman Ken Mehlman. From what we've heard from Bill Maher, he's gay.

Some Names Were Named, but Not for Long [NYT]
CENSORED BY CNN: BILL MAHER SUGGESTS RNC CHAIR MEHLMAN IS GAY.... [HuffPo]

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Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:50:47 EST abalk2 http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=214278&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Media Bubble: On Your Bike ]]> business_lede.jpg
  • Morgan Stanley continues to slap Sulzberger around. [NYP]
  • New Philadelphia Inquirer editor gets enthusiastic welcome, tells everyone they're going to be fired. [PI]
  • Bonnie Fuller thinks readers want more opinions from Star editors. [WWD]
  • Jack Shafer uses some kind of bicycle metaphor to predict how cuts at the L.A. Times will occur. Okay. [Slate]
  • Speaking of the LAT, it's Geffen v. Burkle in the battle of the billionaires to own the paper. Also, rich people like to buy things. [NYT]
  • Female editors were relentlessly promoting their magazines on TV long before Dave Zinczenko had rock-hard abs. [FBNY]
  • Larry King: unaware that Republican National Committee chief Ken Melhman is gay, Republican National Committee chief. [HuffPo]
  • Seth Mnookin finds a way to make Times gossip interesting: Race and sex! [Seth Mnookin]
  • Former political correspondent poignantly addresses plight of female political correspondents: math is hard. [NYT]
  • Donny Deutsch and Ted Turner: Oh, the humility. [Copyranter]
  • Times Public Editor knocks Times Standards Editor for TimesSelect articlevertisement. [NYT]

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    Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:50:29 EST abalk2 http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=213562&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Gossip roundup ]]> Adrien Brody and Roman Polanski· Liz Smith says we've unfairly locked her in the supply closet: "don't they know that Babs doesn't have a thing to do with me? I'm on her Z list. I'd be the last person she'd ever invite April 24!" [Liz Smith]
    · Comedian Bill Maher was shocked and offended to learn that Details chief Dan Peres didn't reserve a VIP table for him and his ten friends at their pool party last week. "When you invite someone like me to a party..." he whined. [Page Six]
    · The ultimate in conspicuous consumption: For a recent Nylon photoshoot, Lil' Kim wore a diamond studded AmEx Centurion card (the highly exclusive black ones) around her neck. The name on the card: ID Models mogul Paolo Zampolli. [Page Six]
    · Director Roman Polanski on Adrien Brody, after the actor forgot to thank him in his Oscar speech: "He's a punk. I want nothing more to do with him. Never ever will I work with him again." [Cindy Adams]
    · The rules for visiting Camp David: "No guns, no explosives, no mobile phones, no pagers, no cigarettes, no "dipping," meaning no snuff tobacco." [Liz Smith]
    · Heiress Marylou Whitney learns how to operate a washing machine. [NY Daily News]

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    Mon, 07 Apr 2003 13:33:22 EDT Gawker http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=11848&view=rss&microfeed=true
    <![CDATA[ Bill Maher on the Oscars ]]> Comedian Bill Maher argues that the American public shouldn't be robbed of the opportunity to mock celebrities over some silly little war. "Either do it or don't do it. But if you're going to do it, show the world, you know, what we're fighting for. Which is, of course, lavish overindulgence. Get out there in your cheesy tit suit. Say something stupid about your agent. Thank God and your mom and have all of us make fun of your dumb headdress. Don't take that away from us." Hear, hear.
    Should celebrity activists shut up for now? [Salon]

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    Fri, 21 Mar 2003 17:00:30 EST Gawker http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=11678&view=rss&microfeed=true