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    Mary-Louise Parker, Man Thief?

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    Image of CurtisCaninus CurtisCaninus
    09/29/09

    In reply to Mary-Louise Parker, Man Thief?
    I don't think a third party can break up a GOOD relationship .... married or not. Obviously someone wasn't game.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/28/09

    In reply to Mary-Louise Parker, Man Thief?
    Steal, schmeal. Step your game up, Miss Lindsey. No man will leave you if you can make Meridien, Mississippi, seem better than the luscious New York/L.A. combo meal. And good luck with that.

    Can you blame him? Or, to paraphrase Guy Ritchie: "Look, you know I really love you, but she's Mary-Louise Parker."
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    Image of kitson.harvey kitson.harvey
    09/29/09

    @BookishLookish: Wait - are you referring to this, by Robbie Williams? Or is Robbie Williams referring to Guy and I just didn't know it?
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    BookishLookish promoted this comment kitson.harvey was starred kitson.harvey was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/29/09

    @kitson.harvey: The song by Robbie comes from a quote that Guy said, about Madonna.
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    09/28/09

    In reply to Mary-Louise Parker, Man Thief?
    Because this is set in the South, it took me several seconds to determine that Early June Mars was the start of a new sentence, and not in fact the name of Charlie Mars' ex.
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    Image of Neutralize Neutralize
    09/28/09

    @Perhaps Not: Living, as I do, in Mississippi, the very land of my birth, it took me a little time too. Early June Mars is undeniably better than some of the names locals sometimes pin to their unsuspecting children.
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    johnny_carsick promoted this comment Neutralize was starred Neutralize was unstarred
    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    09/29/09

    @Neutralize: The twins Molly and FaMolly are my favorites (spelled phonetically, of course. Actual spellings are Male and Female.).
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    Image of Penscribe Penscribe
    09/28/09

    In reply to Mary-Louise Parker, Man Thief?
    Women must learn, a boyfriend is not a husband, and leave you at anytime because they technically have no obligation except "feelings." Just saying...
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    Image of ambitious ambitious
    09/28/09

    @Penscribe: "Women must learn"? How old are you and how old is the rock you've been living under, Family Values?

    Anyone can leave anyone at anytime. Just saying . . .
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    Image of Penscribe Penscribe
    09/28/09

    @ambitious: I'm old. But, fyi, the qualifier in my statement is "no obligations." If you're married, there are many obligations, including that pesky thing called "divorce" and many times financial obligations. I'm also a woman, btw.

    A boyfriend is a boyfriend is a boyfriend. A girlfriend is a girlfriend is a girlifriend. It's the trial period of dating. Totally different from, say, marriage, wouldn't you say?
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    Image of ambitious ambitious
    09/28/09

    @Penscribe: Uh, I assumed you were a woman btw as your brand of condescension is very TV-Mother-in-Law.

    EVERYONE KNOWS THIS THING THAT YOU THINK YOU NEED TO SAY. We have all heard of divorce. We all know what boyfriends are. Even Lindsey Brown I bet! And yet, she is still upset! Somehow!

    What is your point?
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    ambitious was starred ambitious was unstarred
    Image of Penscribe Penscribe
    09/28/09

    @ambitious: The point is, get over it. People leaving people for someone else is what eventually leads to marriage. Calling someone a man stealer because your boyfriend broke up with you is, como se dice, dumb?
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    Image of thatgirlinnewyork thatgirlinnewyork
    09/28/09

    In reply to Mary-Louise Parker, Man Thief?
    to be fair, MLP was turned into a man-stealing tart to market weeds, so she's just playing to type. the show was simply not interesting enough with a plotline dedicated to a widow selling weed in suburbia.
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    Image of jrhys jrhys
    09/28/09

    In reply to Mary-Louise Parker, Man Thief?
    When does it turn into "To Die For"?
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    09/28/09

    In reply to Mary-Louise Parker, Man Thief?
    This is fucking ridiculous. They're all adults, and all made choices. No one STOLE anyone, nor was anyone STOLEN.
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    Image of Victor Ward Victor Ward
    09/28/09

    In reply to Mary-Louise Parker, Man Thief?
    There is nothing worth fighting over in Meridian.

    Grenada, maybe.
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    Image of RandiSagat RandiSagat
    09/28/09

    In reply to Mary-Louise Parker, Man Thief?
    hahahahaha....mommys got candy.. http://www.flickr.com/photos/joshgoleman/3360942935/in/set-72157615346507829/
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    CaptainFantastic promoted this comment RandiSagat was starred RandiSagat was unstarred
    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    09/28/09

    @RandiSagat: Is this a shot of the two of them?
    [www.flickr.com]
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    09/28/09

    In reply to Mary-Louise Parker, Man Thief?
    man thief? c'mon. the men weren't exactly packed in boxes and carried away with forklifts

    man thief is such an old tired line that blames a woman for a man's action

    men leaving their wives and girlfriends should be called wife and gilrfriend leavers
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    09/28/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart: Untrue. We are helpless little lambs, defenseless against your powerful female juju. bleat, bleat.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    09/28/09

    @BadUncle: oh. come over after the fast?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    09/28/09

    In reply to Mary-Louise Parker, Man Thief?
    I hereby volunteer to be Lindsey's rebound slam until she's finds better.
     Reply
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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    09/28/09

    In reply to Mary-Louise Parker, Man Thief?
    Better a man-stealing tart than a stale-mealy tart.
     Reply
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    09/28/09

    @DevilsAvocado: Truer words, My Friend, truer words.
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    09/28/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Her grapes are, how you say, sour. Also bitter.
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    Image of Magnolia23 Magnolia23
    09/28/09

    In reply to Mary-Louise Parker, Man Thief?
    Stop the girl-on-girl hate right now.

    Lindsey's kind of a peach, really. I knew her throughout high school and college and I promise she's going to be mortified by this blurb. I can't imagine who would even send an email into this gossip blog, but they are NOT a true friend to her.
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    NoelleBlue promoted this comment Magnolia23 was starred Magnolia23 was unstarred
    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    09/28/09

    @Magnolia23: Oh, dear. Well, if that's the case, I apologize for calling her a self-martyring twit below!

    I will pass my completely- useless- news -item - probably-because- it's-a- Monday-morning-ire unto the idjit who sent this in.

    Or maybe I just need caffeine.
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    Edited by NoelleBlue at 09/28/09 8:56 AM NoelleBlue was starred NoelleBlue was unstarred
    Image of Magnolia23 Magnolia23
    09/28/09

    @NoelleBlue: It's just kind of a surprising item and is likely to ruin her week. Trust me, some intern or gossipy former sorority sister sent this in. It's definitely no one who knows Lindsey well enough to know she'd be appalled by the attention on her love life.
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    09/28/09

    @Magnolia23: That's really too bad... Or maybe someone was just gossiping innocuously about it to the wrong pair of ears, who decided to make it a 'thing'.
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    09/28/09

    In reply to Mary-Louise Parker, Man Thief?
    Why do women always tend to blame the other woman? It's so self-hating- he left because she had something I didn't, or would do something I wouldn't.
    This is why I keep my husband chained in the basement.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    09/28/09

    @Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: smart girl
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    09/28/09

    @Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: There's an easier way: just make him remove his penis before he leaves the house, and lock it in the desk drawer.
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    ShanghaiLil was starred ShanghaiLil was unstarred
    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    09/28/09

    In reply to Mary-Louise Parker, Man Thief?
    He had substance abuse problems since he was 15?
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    Image of parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme
    09/28/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): I'm pretty sure his former girlfriend is 25, not him. I'm positive he's older, since I'm 25 and remember him playing a concert when I was in high school. And he was definitely older than 16 at that time.
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    Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) promoted this comment parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme was starred parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme was unstarred
    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    09/28/09

    @parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme: So then how does that make LMP a cougar? The guy is at least as close to her age as he is to the other one's..
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    Image of jrhys jrhys
    09/28/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Yeah, according to this he graduated high school in 1992. Which makes him 34 to her 45. No big deal. [www.mswritersandmusicians.com]
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    Edited by jrhys at 09/28/09 11:46 AM jrhys was starred jrhys was unstarred
    Image of jrhys jrhys
    09/28/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Haven't we all?
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