This morning on the Access Hollywood Live program, co-host Billy Bush, the human embodiment of a Teddy Ruxpin doll, said that Mila Kunis will not be going on her Marine Corps Ball date. Oh no!

While discussing Jennifer Aniston's dress at the premiere of her new movie, Billy Bush digressed into a long conversation about his favorite kind of side boob. Apparently "full spillage is the worst" — but isn't that just straight-up naked breasts?

On this morning's Access Hollywood Live, Jennifer Lopez shared a "cute" anecdote about how her twin children react to her bronzed body. How "cute" is it that her children think that she's turned into chocolate?

After 28 years of hosting his morning show, Regis Philbin has decided not to renew his contract when it expires this Spring. Video of his announcement from this morning, inside.

While most interviewers would ask tougher questions—or even about his Golden Globes win—Billy Bush asked what women everywhere really wanted to know: what's up with Christian Bale's scraggly look? It's a far cry from his American Psycho look.

On today's Access Hollywood Live, Billy Bush turned the conversation to The Situation's awkward family photo of he and his siblings wearing turtlenecks Good thing he's already got a book, workout DVD, and a protein vodka for purchase!

Today Star reported that Britney Spears' ex-husband Jason Alexander had a phone conversation about current boyfriend Jason Trawick "beat on me." Hours later, Radar published audio of the alleged conversation. But Britney's lawyers say it's all a fake.

After months of speculation, Mariah Carey announced this morning that she is pregnant with Nick Cannon's child. She must be so pissed at Thandie Newton for letting the cat out of the bag last night.

Today Billy Bush implied that Audrina Patridge is a woman of loose morals. He stated she "must be agile" since she was on The Hills, and follows up her comment about "club dancing experience," inquiring if she means table dancing.

Today at Gawker.TV, Will Ferrell hosts the world's largest meetup of superheroes, last night's Glee gave Billy Bush a religious experience, a mashup of Liza Minelli's most loopy moments, and an episode of Running Wilde is actually quite funny!

Billy Bush discussed his religious experience during Glee last night. Watch him thank God for DVRs (and their almost-miraculous ability to let him fast forward though the risque parts) and inform us about what he prayed for last night.

The Montag-Pratts formally end their divorce charade. Heidi Klum quits Victoria's Secret. Lindsay Lohan wears fancy outfits at rehab. Charlie Sheen's daughter has a Twilight-themed wedding. TGIFriday gossip.

Tonight, Access Hollywood was just a bit more ridiculous than usual when Maria Menounos admitted to "smiling and laughing" about Lindsay Lohan's drug problems, Menounos and Billy Bush joked about Lohan's mugshots, Bush talked about a possible lip job, and more!

We'll give the control room at Access Hollywood Live some slack because it's only their third day—but who wants to see Kate Gosselin's belly filled with sextuplets early in the morning? This is what nightmares are made of.

Today at Gawker.TV, Tim Gunn is convinced that his father had an affair with J. Edgar Hoover, Danielle Staub parodies herself on The Dish, and Donald Trump spews his opinions on the Ground Zero Mosque during an Apprentice interview.

For some unknown reason, Access Hollywood was given the go-ahead to make spin-off show—and it premiered live this morning. Unfortunately for them, the show didn't go off without a hitch. We've got the video to prove it.

Glee star Lea Michele turned 24 yesterday. Yay, Birthday Girl! Anyway... Billy Bush presented Michele with a birthday cake/cupcake/something while interviewing her on the Emmy red carpet, and—while she loved it—she thought it was soooooo "ghetto." Video inside.

Whether you're in it for the interviews or to see what everyone is wearing, it's tradition to tune in early for the Red Carpet action. Why, then, does it feel like constant suffering? A breakdown of the worst offenders inside.

The Grey's Anatomy star can't stay dressed! Details about the tattooed lady Sandra Bullock's husband slept with. George Clooney is a generous voter. The Paula Abdul Star Search deal is off. Friday's gossip is working on its farmer's tan.

The oldest living newsperson who is not on 60 Minutes, announced today that the upcoming annual Oscar Special—her 30th—will also be her last. Thanks for finally giving someone else a chance to do something on TV, Babs.