Warren the Ape Stars on a Cop Show with Billy Crudup

Warren finally got his career back on track last night when a Quentin Tarantino-esque director cast him on his new cop drama co-starring Billy Crudup. Video of the duo in action and Warren's lost action film after the jump.
Matthew Broderick to Star in Off-Broadway TV Show
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Everything Un-Ravaged, Everthing Un-Burned in Hollywood
Three picture deals, reunions, prequels, and the secret ingredient to box office success have all been revealed! Like a fresh patch of skin that emerges after a viscous sunburn, this last week of July has some rejuvenating news from Hollywood.
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Paul Giamatti ruined Twilight. Director Paul Haggis inexplicably continues to get work. The Watchmen ruins Nic Cage's DVD's dominance. Howard Zinn ruins Matt Damon or vice-versa.
Happy Birthday
Kevin Bacon turns 51 today. Milo Ventimiglia of Heroes fame is turning 32. Beck is 39. Celeb chef Wolfgang Puck is 60. Real estate developer David Walentas is turning 72. Paul LeClerc, the president of the New York Public Library, turns 64. Hedge fund manager Dwight Anderson turns 41. Actor Billy Crudup is turning 41,…
Zack Snyder Promises Giant, 'Hardcore' Blue Wang In Uncut 'Watchmen'
One of our tipsters just wrote in with more information on Billy Crudup's blue Watchmen wang—and for as impressed as he was, director Zack Snyder says there's more where that came from.
'Watchmen' Review Answers Burning Question About Blue Wang Screen Time
As some mixed, early reviews leak out, the debate about Watchmen's fidelity to its source novel continues to rage. That's all well and good, but we just want to know about Billy Crudup's blue wang.
Billy Crudup's Blue Wang Now Replicable With 'Watchmen' Condoms
Is Watchmen fever producing a tingly sensation in you? Then you may have an STD, brother! If only you'd slipped on the film's newest tie-in: a Crudup-emulating, cerulean rubber. Click to enlarge (ahem). [Robot 6]
'Watchmen' Viral Video Reimagines An America Blessed by Billy Crudup's Blue Wang
The latter is the subject of a brand-new viral video, which re-weaves the American tapestry to include Crudup's big, blue superhero, Dr. Manhattan. How was he created? What powers does he possess, and how have they transformed the world as we know it? What was up with that terrible Dr. Manhattan cartoon on Saturday…
New 'Watchmen' Trailer 100% Devoid of Billy Crudup's Blue Wang
What great bard was it that once said, "You don't know what you got til it's gone"? Superman, right? Maybe it was one of the Wonder Twins? Ah, well, no matter — it's just that this brand-new, second official trailer for Zach Snyder's Watchmen calls to mind that intense pang of loss one feels when something dear is…
'Watchmen' Brings Its Full CGI Power To Bear on Billy Crudup's Exposed Wang
For months, fans obsessed with Zack Snyder's superhero opus Watchmen have harbored fears about the movie's epic running time, wondering whether the version that comes out in theaters (assuming it ever does) would be cut or uncut. Now, thanks to the HD version of the second Watchmen trailer, we have a new focus for…
Who's Watching The 'Watchmen' For 2 Hours, 43 Minutes?
Though it's currently tied up in litigation, there may be no 2009 film more anticipated than Zack Snyder's adaptation of the seminal graphic novel Watchmen. Even the federal judge handling the studio dispute made sure to note that he loved the trailer, though he cautioned the filmmakers, “There’s always a risk that if…
'Watchmen' Teaser Debuts to Utter Confusion, Slight Ear Pain
In a summer where we seemingly can't go a full day without facing down some newer, denser wave of comic-book effluvia, the recently released Watchmen teaser is up there among the more nerve-rattling encounters we've endured. It may just be the destabilizing Billy Corgan whine, or poor Billy Crudup writhing in CGI…
Does Billy Crudup Have Something He Needs to Tell Us?
Was Billy Crudup one of those little boys who liked to dress up in his sister's outfits a little too often? Playing a girl once is a good way to show yourself to be a Serious actor who Isn't Afraid to take risks. Now he's playing FBI director J. Edgar Hoover in the film Public Enemies, who was also a notorious…
"I was at Bleecker Bar the other night and Billy Crudup walked out on his tab. What a jerkoff." Dude. Word to the less-than-wise: It's still kind of too soon to resume walking out on shit.
"I Always Knew Claire Danes Was A Weirdo But This Is TOO Much"
From our mailbag: "Dear Gawker, I recently had the displeasure of sitting through the snore fest that is "Evening" and wanted to share some thoughts with you. This movie was atrocious in every way ... there wasn't 1 minute of it that was enjoyable ... despite "the greatest actresses of our time" plodding through it.…
Are We Not Billy Crudup?
The date: May 15th
The place: Fifth Avenue at 18th Street
Sighted: "Saw Billy Crudup talking on his blackberry, huddled in a phone booth on 5th Avenue just below 19th street. He is short and had a stupid mustache which was creepily reddish and not the same color as his hair. Looked a little freaked out as I turned…
NYC Co-op Apartment Dirt Revealed
If you've ever wanted to paw through the real-estate records of prominent New Yorkers foolish enough to conduct business under their own names, here's your chance. Curbed points out that documents relating to the sale and ownership of co-op apartments — formerly a mysterious, private affair — have abruptly turned up …
