• watchmen

    Zack Snyder Promises Giant, 'Hardcore' Blue Wang In Uncut 'Watchmen'

    One of our tipsters just wrote in with more information on Billy Crudup's blue Watchmen wang—and for as impressed as he was, director Zack Snyder says there's more where that came from. More »
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    'Watchmen' Review Answers Burning Question About Blue Wang Screen Time

    As some mixed, early reviews leak out, the debate about Watchmen's fidelity to its source novel continues to rage. That's all well and good, but we just want to know about Billy Crudup's blue wang. More »
    02/19/09
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  • marketing

    Billy Crudup's Blue Wang Now Replicable With 'Watchmen' Condoms

    Is Watchmen fever producing a tingly sensation in you? Then you may have an STD, brother! If only you'd slipped on the film's newest tie-in: a Crudup-emulating, cerulean rubber. Click to enlarge (ahem). [Robot 6]
    02/18/09
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    'Watchmen' Viral Video Reimagines An America Blessed by Billy Crudup's Blue Wang

    Watchmen is a movie full of "what ifs," like, "What if Larry Gordon hadn't been a total dope?" and "What if American history was retold through the perspective of Billy Crudup's nuclear penis?" More »
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    New 'Watchmen' Trailer 100% Devoid of Billy Crudup's Blue Wang

    What great bard was it that once said, "You don't know what you got til it's gone"? Superman, right? Maybe it was one of the Wonder Twins? Ah, well, no matter — it's just that this brand-new, second official trailer for Zach Snyder's Watchmen calls to mind that intense pang of loss one feels when something dear is stripped away. In this case, we are referring to Billy Crudup's naked blue wang, which seems to have gone missing. More »
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    'Watchmen' Brings Its Full CGI Power To Bear on Billy Crudup's Exposed Wang

    For months, fans obsessed with Zack Snyder's superhero opus Watchmen have harbored fears about the movie's epic running time, wondering whether the version that comes out in theaters (assuming it ever does) would be cut or uncut. Now, thanks to the HD version of the second Watchmen trailer, we have a new focus for that very same question: Billy Crudup's bare, cerulean penis! As big blue hero Dr. Manhattan, Crudup spends the bulk of his on-screen time in the buff, and unlike the anachronistically clothed Spartans that starred in Snyder's 300, the director is allowing Crudup to let it all hang out. So, is it real, or is it CG? The NSFW wang, after the jump: More »
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    Who's Watching The 'Watchmen' For 2 Hours, 43 Minutes?

    Though it's currently tied up in litigation, there may be no 2009 film more anticipated than Zack Snyder's adaptation of the seminal graphic novel Watchmen. Even the federal judge handling the studio dispute made sure to note that he loved the trailer, though he cautioned the filmmakers, “There’s always a risk that if you get one of these very evocative trailers, you put pressure on the movie." Thanks, Judge Fees! Meanwhile, Snyder hasn't let the pending legal death match slow him down — last night, he showed off 25 minutes of well-received footage to a select group of journalists. Many noted its utter fidelity to Alan Moore's original graphic novel, though there was one audacious new six-minute sequence added by Snyder himself: More »
    10/02/08
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  • defamer

    'Watchmen' Teaser Debuts to Utter Confusion, Slight Ear Pain

    In a summer where we seemingly can't go a full day without facing down some newer, denser wave of comic-book effluvia, the recently released Watchmen teaser is up there among the more nerve-rattling encounters we've endured. It may just be the destabilizing Billy Corgan whine, or poor Billy Crudup writhing in CGI anguish, or the idea that Zack Snyder is actually the "visionary director of 300" to which the ad copy refers. Or maybe it's just that the only teasers that seem to captivate our attention any longer feature either vaguely racist chihuahua dance numbers, Brad Pitt aging backwards in Spanish or some permutation of men saving Earth — usually brooding and often in slow-motion. Maybe it's just that we need to get out more. In any case, here you go. Did we mention Billy Corgan whines? Never mind. [Empire]
    07/17/08
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  • celebrity

    Does Billy Crudup Have Something He Needs to Tell Us?

    Was Billy Crudup one of those little boys who liked to dress up in his sister's outfits a little too often? Playing a girl once is a good way to show yourself to be a Serious actor who Isn't Afraid to take risks. Now he's playing FBI director J. Edgar Hoover in the film Public Enemies, who was also a notorious cross-dresser. [Variety] Click to see a pic of Crudup as a girl from the film Stage Beauty. He's pretty! More »
    04/03/08
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    By Sheila

    Comment by malvones: @La Pauline: Hey, I was about to say the same thing. I loved that movie. more » | Other threads

  • from the mailbag

    "I was at Bleecker Bar the other night and Billy Crudup walked out on his tab. What a jerkoff." Dude. Word to the less-than-wise: It's still kind of too soon to resume walking out on shit.
    10/12/07
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    By Maggie

    Comment by brokenface: Maybe he just found a younger, dumber tab to pick up. more » | Other threads

  • celebrities some of us hate

    "I Always Knew Claire Danes Was A Weirdo But This Is TOO Much"

    From our mailbag: "Dear Gawker, I recently had the displeasure of sitting through the snore fest that is "Evening" and wanted to share some thoughts with you. This movie was atrocious in every way ... there wasn't 1 minute of it that was enjoyable ... despite "the greatest actresses of our time" plodding through it. Despite it's grand themes of regret, loss and death, what I took away from the film was this ... Hugh Dancy is the younger cuter Billy Crudup. What is up with Claire Danes, she is a total sicko ... like how can you start dating someone who is the younger "cooler" British version of your old man boyfriend? Fucking weird and gross. I always knew Claire Danes was a weirdo but this is TOO much." Right? Seriously.
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    Comment by Unfun: Remember when Claire was dating Ben Lee and all she talked about in interviews was dating Ben Lee? And... more » | Other threads

  • stalk of the town

    Are We Not Billy Crudup?

    The date: May 15th More »
    05/23/07
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    Comment by metsgrl: my favorite is the JT reference more » | Other threads

  • real estate

    NYC Co-op Apartment Dirt Revealed

    If you've ever wanted to paw through the real-estate records of prominent New Yorkers foolish enough to conduct business under their own names, here's your chance. Curbed points out that documents relating to the sale and ownership of co-op apartments — formerly a mysterious, private affair — have abruptly turned up online. Thrill to Jerry Seinfeld's actual signature on his UCC3 termination! No idea what that means, but with a little digging, you can match up real-world events with documentary parallels — as a tipster notes, here's the evidence of Billy Crudup paying off Mary-Louise Parker to the tune of $1,487,359.33 after ditching her for Claire Danes. Or perhaps you'd prefer to gaze lovingly on Ann Coulter's most recent mortgage? And of course, there's Jeffrey Epstein's West End pad (at least we think it's though sadly not "our" Jeffrey Epstein). Much more, but there are only so many hours in the day. Find anything else particularly interesting? Let us know. More »
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    Comment by LagunaBitch: This isn't new... out here in CA you can look up title for anyone...Jack Nicholson (aka John) owns the entire... more » | Other threads

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