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    Ryan O'Neal Hit on His Daughter, Tatum O'Neal, at Farrah's Funeral

    Does Michael Jackson Have a 25 Year-Old Son?

    Aaden Gosselin Is Not Meaty Enough To Sate The Ratings Deities

    Katie Lee Joel's Fairytale Old Man Marriage Crumbles

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    08/04/09

    In reply to Ryan O'Neal Hit on His Daughter, Tatum O'Neal, at Farrah's Funeral
    Ryan needs to don sackcloth and ashes and disappear forever into the wilderness.
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    Image of LittleSecrets LittleSecrets
    08/03/09

    In reply to Ryan O'Neal Hit on His Daughter, Tatum O'Neal, at Farrah's Funeral
    That second item confused me until I realized you were talking about my dear friend WILLIAM Joel. I'm terribly sad to hear that he's upset, but he should know that Europeans are, in fact, far superior to Americans. Now, if you'll please excuse me, I have a chicken to cook.
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    Swifter promoted this comment LittleSecrets was starred LittleSecrets was unstarred
    Image of Swifter Swifter
    08/03/09

    @LittleSecrets: The graveyards of Europe are littered with the bodies of those who thought Europeans are superior to Americans.

    Truth is, most of the Europeans with the desire and talent to make a better world for themselves and their children are Americans now.
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    Image of LittleSecrets LittleSecrets
    08/03/09

    @Swifter: I was making fun of Gwyneth Paltrow, but apparently I struck a nerve. For the record, I'm not one to posit any kind of ethnic supremacy, and even if I were, I doubt I'd do it in the comments of a gossip round-up.

    (Apologies for the double post, above.)
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    08/04/09

    @LittleSecrets: No worries.
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    Image of lionboy lionboy
    08/03/09

    In reply to Ryan O'Neal Hit on His Daughter, Tatum O'Neal, at Farrah's Funeral
    Thanks to Ryan O'Neal, we won't have to wait 40 years to see how things turned out on the Jon and Kate + 8 reunion show.
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    07/22/09

    In reply to Does Michael Jackson Have a 25 Year-Old Son?
    Btw, this story would be a lot juicier if the kid were roughly 27 and born in 1982, when "Billie Jean" was released ("The kid is not my son..." etc.).
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    07/22/09

    In reply to Does Michael Jackson Have a 25 Year-Old Son?
    It's been well established that I have a strong attraction for at-times inappropriate, uncouth, and usually drunken cads. So this Kiefer Sutherland news has me currently catching the vapors.
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    07/22/09

    In reply to Does Michael Jackson Have a 25 Year-Old Son?
    I know he has money, lots of it, but I have never understood why/how Billy Joel gets so many chicks. Rich, yes, but he's a drunk and he looks like Billy Joel.
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    Image of PrincessKashmir PrincessKashmir
    07/22/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: I'll give him this much -- at least Alex Donnelley won't be mistaken for his daughter.
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    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    07/22/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: Also - he doesn't seem like that much fun to be around. He had a bike built on American Chopper and he came off as a real jerk ass.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    07/22/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: maybe he plays them a song, cuz he's the piano man
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    07/22/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: Even worse, he actually is Billy Joel.
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    Image of eleusiswalks eleusiswalks
    07/22/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: My godmother's ex owns this shipbuilding business with him and he seems like a nice enough guy when he's not drinking. I think the major draw is that he wrote "Only The Good Die Young", which seems to be the sexiest song ever if you are a middle-class white girl.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    07/22/09

    In reply to Does Michael Jackson Have a 25 Year-Old Son?
    Rebound girl, she's been livin' in her soap star world. I bet she's never had a thrice-married guy, I bet she never got a DUI. I'm gonna try for a rebound girl.
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    Edited by scroll_lock at 07/22/09 8:08 AM scroll_lock was starred scroll_lock was unstarred
    Image of blix blix
    07/22/09

    @scroll_lock: It's too early to be boggled. Pardon me whilst I mainline a pot of coffee.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/22/09

    @scroll_lock: Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh.
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    07/22/09

    @blix: Did you borrow my IV again?
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    Image of PrincessKashmir PrincessKashmir
    07/22/09

    @scroll_lock: Everybody's talking 'bout my new chick, funny but it's just another vadge to me.

    ("I bet she never got a DUI" -- I'm still laughing.)
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    07/22/09

    @scroll_lock: Your real name is Joel_lock.
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    Image of blix blix
    07/22/09

    @scroll_lock: Modesty is such a tiresome word, everyone is so uncool. Modesty, I'm surrounded by nerds, 'scuse me while I air the family jewels.
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    07/22/09

    @CaptainFantastic: This is the part where we form the conga line.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    07/22/09

    @scroll_lock: Wow. Now I really do think I was wasting my time doing it all for Leyna.
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    07/22/09

    @Aaron Altman: I thought it less obvs than Pianoman_lock.
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    07/22/09

    @blix: It's always been a matter of thrust.
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    Image of The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx
    07/22/09

    @scroll_lock: Katie said goodbye to me tonight -- one more alimony check to write. Who else should I do? Alex, come here and let’s screw! I haven't had sex for the longest time.

    Though nothing can touch "I bet she never had a DUI." That's genius!
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    scroll_lock promoted this comment Edited by The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx at 07/22/09 10:19 AM The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx was starred The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx was unstarred
    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    07/22/09

    @skahammer: Is that because you're an Angry Drunk Man?
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    07/22/09

    @scroll_lock: No, it's because no one ever taught me what was real....
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    07/22/09

    @skahammer: "Sometimes a fantasy is all you need."
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    07/22/09

    @The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx: I thankee.
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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    07/22/09

    In reply to Does Michael Jackson Have a 25 Year-Old Son?
    Ho boy. The Mirror maybe should've done a little googling about Omer Bhatti: it turns out he was questioned by investigators about porn and "Jesus Juice" in the last round of sexual abuse allegations: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/michaeljackson/0227051jacksonsexed1.html
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    Image of Queen of the Passive Aggressives Queen of the Passive Aggressives
    07/22/09

    @Dickdogfood: Entertainment shows last night said he and his parents moved in with michael after michael foung the child "fasinating". They moved from asia - into neverland. It may be his "love child" but a totally different definition of such.
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    TriedandTrue promoted this comment Queen of the Passive Aggressives was starred Queen of the Passive Aggressives was unstarred
    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    07/22/09

    @Queen of the Passive Aggressives: Why would the family place him in a prominent spot at the funeral if this was going to pop up? I am sure there was another seat he could have sat in that would have avoided any speculation as to his involvement with Michael? This total lack of awareness is ridiculous for a family that has lived in the spotlight!
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    Image of Queen of the Passive Aggressives Queen of the Passive Aggressives
    07/22/09

    @TriedandTrue: Maybe they just want to have him join a jackson tour - I'm not kidding...they are greedy folks and this kid could stand up front and represent michael. Then when he's a little older they can add Blanket as the "young" michael. I'm seeing a 5 year vegas run here.
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    Image of polypam polypam
    07/22/09

    @Dickdogfood:

    And as always, the comments are as entertaining as the video.
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    07/22/09

    @polypam: I so want this to be true: some possibly gay Euro kid copies dad's moves and raps over his 90s beats? Amazing. But it just looks like another copycat kid to me.

    Who knows why he was front row at the funeral. Maybe he's become good friends with the family.
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    06/22/09

    In reply to Aaden Gosselin Is Not Meaty Enough To Sate The Ratings Deities
    Hayden really did ruin Star Wars though it was already doomed by Lucus.


    And George Lucus hates women because he took a strong character and made her weak and ineffectual in III I guess because in his world pregnant women in love are only important as foils and who the hell dies of a broken heart right after giving birth?

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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    06/21/09

    In reply to Aaden Gosselin Is Not Meaty Enough To Sate The Ratings Deities
    You know, if you play OK Computer and HP & the Philosopher's Stone together, a lot of the scenes sync up bizarrely with some of the lyrics.


    "I am born again" from Airbag is sung just as Dumbledore leaves Harry on the Durdsleys' doorstep before the opening credits.


    "Dry your tears/we escape/we escape" from Let Down happens just as Hagrid is leading Harry away from the Durdsleys.


    Harry and Oliver Wood banging away at Quidditch balls is in sync to the downbeats in "Electioneering".


    "Pull me out of the air crash/pull me out of the wreck" from Lucky is sung just as Harry falls off his broom catching the Golden Snitch.


    I could go on and on...TRY IT!

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    Image of boobaloob boobaloob
    06/22/09

    @unclevanya: Because I clearly did not get enough joy out of my Wizard of Oz/Dark Side of the Moon viewings back in my college stoner days, I'm partially inclined to try this, as I own both OKC and HP&TPS... but then I say to myself, I'm an adult, puhleeze, I can't waste my time like that. Yeah, I'm a childless adult that owns HP&TPS... um, so anyway, are you pulling our legs unclevanya, or what?
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    06/22/09

    @boobaloob: Where would the internet be without us Comic Book Guys? Just a bunch of military guys playing Tetris tournaments all day.


    It may have started out as a joke, but I wonder if I've stumbled onto something here...

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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    06/21/09

    In reply to Aaden Gosselin Is Not Meaty Enough To Sate The Ratings Deities
    Fears of "exhaustion"? Oh, Susan Boyle, you are one batshit crazy catlady.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    06/21/09

    @VoxPopuli: I'm not shocked at all she looks crazy.
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    Image of Dena Benj Dena Benj
    06/17/09

    In reply to Katie Lee Joel's Fairytale Old Man Marriage Crumbles
    I don't care how much money someone has, I seriously don't think I could touch let alone consummate with something that old.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    06/18/09

    @Dena Benj: I presume you hope never to reach that age yourself, then.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    06/17/09

    In reply to Katie Lee Joel's Fairytale Old Man Marriage Crumbles
    Personality aside, let me just be clear:


    Billy Joel's music is fucking horrid.
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    Image of doggotmyshoes doggotmyshoes
    06/17/09

    @Mount_Prion: @BookishLookish: you know that is really brilliant - I may have to quote you on the guile/vanity ratio.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/17/09

    @doggotmyshoes: Thank you. You may.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    06/17/09

    In reply to Katie Lee Joel's Fairytale Old Man Marriage Crumbles
    I think the gold digger younger wife and the power guy is a fair trade really. He gets to enjoy her nubile flesh while she gets to spend his money.

    It's been that way for centuries!
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    Image of MsMuffinMcGuffin MsMuffinMcGuffin
    06/17/09

    In reply to Katie Lee Joel's Fairytale Old Man Marriage Crumbles
    I just wish I could gently point out to Billy Joel that his next wife COULD be an age appropriate woman. And perhaps she might even be pretty, smart, nice and not marrying him for his money? I know several lovely ladies of that ilk in New York.


    What a concept eh?

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    Image of Lord Humongous Lord Humongous
    06/17/09

    @MsMuffinMcGuffin:

    I hear Mrs. Madoff is available.
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    Image of Tara Incognita Tara Incognita
    06/17/09

    @Lord Humongous: She said "not marrying him for his money."


    So, you know, disqualified.

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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    06/18/09

    @MsMuffinMcGuffin: Oh puhleese. The old sot wouldn't know what to do with a real woman. He's still looking for someone to worship him.
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