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Also, hyperbole -- it's the greatest thing since autotune! #jenniferaniston
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I should just learn to pick the git-tar, I guess. #jenniferaniston
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And might I point out that the cherry flavoring on that thing petered out a looooong time ago.
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@JimJoeJack: That's not sand.
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The son looks like he's still in denial. The truth looks quite painful.
Apparently, Billy Mays, the blue collar hero, like many who become successful nouveau rich, ended up doing white snow. Damn.
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It's a drug that can be pretty harmful, and yes, addictive. Don't know why this should be news.
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Full disclosure: When I was in college, I did a few lines of coke and ended up in the hospital with a resting heart rate of like 180bpm. I had done it before without any particularly adverse effects. I thought I was going to die. Had I not been in tip-top physical condition I might have. Needless to say, that was the last time I used coke. An obese, older man like Billy Mays was, with what I imagine to be an unhealthy heart, may not have been able to tolerate my experience.
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[en.wikipedia.org]
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Basically cocaine prevents the naturally released norepinephrine from being reabsorbed. Norepinephrine causes your heart to beat faster and blood vessels to constrict (including the ones that feed your heart). Imagine pumping a gallon of water through a straw. -Not gonna happen, and your pump will break before your straw pops. You DIE. So don't be dumb and don't OD. Everything in moderation.
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Also, ladies? If you're on birth control that raises the risk of blood clots DO NOT DO COCAINE. That's all.
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Of course, some people take this sage medical advice too far and insist the caregiver wear Wizard of Oz costumes or dress like Yoda. I think we call agree that this costumed perversion can not stand!
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Either him or James Frey...
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Cocaine use can also cause the blood vessels in your brain to widen leading to sudden strokes and death later in life. What got Billy was the hardening of the artery walls from the cocaine. Its like applying battery acid to your brain.
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