Rain Delay at Tropicana Field

[Terri Irwin, wife of deceased animal annoyer Steve, celebrating daughter and new cash cow Bindi's 10th birthday, apparently on a tennis court, surrounded by an audience. Because, I guess, why the fuck not. Image via Splash] More »

Irwin Family Determined To Destroy Itself

Dangerous animal wrangler Steve Irwin died in 2006 after a run-in with a sting ray. Daughter/strange cave creature Bindi has her own documentary series in which she deals with potentially dangerous animals, just like daddy. She's nine. So it's not surprising to hear that the littlest Irwin, tiny four year old Robert, has received his first snake bite, and is proud of it. Or maybe it's just his mum who's proud. Terri seems ever eager to exploit this dangerous handling of animals that killed her husband and threatens her children, saying "He picked one of them up and it bit him on the finger, and he was so proud to have copped his first hit." [Showbiz Spy] After the jump, The Soup's Joel McHale (our love) riffing on Bindi's rapping skills. More »

Impending Sense Of Doom Envelops Small Boy

[Bindi Irwin, daughter of be-sting rayed animal guy Steve Irwin, with mother Terri and brother Robert in New York today, unveiling a new line of toys; image via WENN]

Terrified Bindi Irwin Made to Smile Via Jolt of "Travoltage"

[Scientologist John Travolta and Bindi Irwin, whose father, Steve Irwin, was killed by a sting ray, pose last night at New York's kick off to, ironically, tragically, something-ically, G'Day USA Australia week; image via Splash] More »

Death Becomes Her

Gizmo from Gremlins, I mean Bindi Irwin, whose father was killed by a sting ray, is hitting big, the Times reports today. And just like her father she's working with dangerous animals! Way to pimp at all costs, Mrs. Irwin! Judge her potential for stardom in the above clip. And don't feed her after midnight.