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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    08/09/09

    In reply to Dead Baby Surprises Funeral-Planning Parents By Being Alive
    The parents are wasting the opportunity of a lifetime if they don't change his name to Lazarus.
    And, isn't that just a bit young to be into Goth?
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    08/09/09

    In reply to Dead Baby Surprises Funeral-Planning Parents By Being Alive
    Shouldn't that read "Dead" baby?
    Cuz, you know, he wasn't.
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    08/09/09

    In reply to Dead Baby Surprises Funeral-Planning Parents By Being Alive
    And I used to know a ton of dead baby jokes. No they are all gonna go to waste.
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    08/09/09

    @Mo MoDo: Don't worry. There are plenty of other dead babies.
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    08/09/09

    @Big Poppa: With a live one at the bottom of the pile, furiously trying to eat his way out!
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    08/08/09

    In reply to Dead Baby Surprises Funeral-Planning Parents By Being Alive
    Think of the fraud that baby could commit with his own death certificate....Man, everything is wasted on the young.
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    08/08/09

    @DahlELama: I'll bet he actually died in Kenya
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    08/09/09

    @DahlELama: I understand that the baby obtained a very large insurance policy just minutes before leaving the womb. Another example of why parents need to keep their fetuses off of the internet. Unbelievable.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    08/08/09

    In reply to Dead Baby Surprises Funeral-Planning Parents By Being Alive
    Wow, talk about Living in a Box.
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    Image of lionboy lionboy
    08/08/09

    In reply to Dead Baby Surprises Funeral-Planning Parents By Being Alive
    Testing For Deadness 101 would seem to be one of the easier courses to pass in med school.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    08/08/09

    @lionboy: He's just resting.
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    08/08/09

    @Claire Buoyant: The doctor or the baby?
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    08/09/09

    @lionboy: Oh, I was quoting from Monty Python's Dead Parrot skit. On a more serious note, I think there are cases where the living vs. dead distinction is fuzzy (e.g., in a coma on life support) -- but in this case the kid was obviously still breathing, so doctor FAIL.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    08/08/09

    In reply to Dead Baby Surprises Funeral-Planning Parents By Being Alive
    Poor little feller.
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    Image of switchblade saints switchblade saints
    08/08/09

    In reply to Dead Baby Surprises Funeral-Planning Parents By Being Alive
    how long was it in the box? and did they sever the head? that's the only way to kill a zombie
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    08/08/09

    @switchblade saints: off topic, I think I am more creeped out by that picture of Joan Rivers.
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