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    10/29/09

    In reply to Celebukid's Birth Celebrated With Terrifying Cake
    But why does the bandaid say Wade? I'm confused. Does Lil Wayne wear a band aid for Dwayne Wade? #birthdays
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Celebukid's Birth Celebrated With Terrifying Cake
    I would have gone for the Old Dirty Bastard torte, but that's just me. #birthdays
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    10/29/09

    @Smitros: I would have bet on a little pig cake. #birthdays
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Celebukid's Birth Celebrated With Terrifying Cake
    Wow, that's impressive. If it looked exactly like him, then there'd be cause for real concern. Nice that they got the festering scab (tattoo or whatever) on his forehead. It really wouldn't have been Weezy without that identifiable marking. Exactly the kind of details a coroner would need to know, right before everyone just well, hacks into his face. Educational! #birthdays
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Celebukid's Birth Celebrated With Terrifying Cake
    All that 'work' on the 'cake' and someone writes "Happy Birthday Ireland" with the precision of a great-aunt with Parkinsons. #birthdays
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Celebukid's Birth Celebrated With Terrifying Cake
    did it arrive in a little round jail cell? #birthdays
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    Image of jimstoic jimstoic
    10/29/09

    In reply to Celebukid's Birth Celebrated With Terrifying Cake
    Are you sure this wasn't England's birthday gift/threat to the country Ireland? #birthdays
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Celebukid's Birth Celebrated With Terrifying Cake
    Today is my birthday and all I got was a Jaleel White cupcake. #birthdays
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Celebukid's Birth Celebrated With Terrifying Cake
    Is Kim Basinger still alive? #birthdays
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    10/29/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: we haven't had a verified live sighting since '06. #birthdays
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    10/29/09

    @Juancho: Given that there is no reality show about Kim Basinger and the town she bought, I can only assume she's deceased. It's sort of like celebrity death in absentia.

    Any celebrity who doesn't appear on TMZ for more than 3 months is presumed to have died, likely due to a botched neck lift. #birthdays
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Celebukid's Birth Celebrated With Terrifying Cake
    I always knew that Lil' Wayne was the John The Baptist of rappers. #birthdays
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Celebukid's Birth Celebrated With Terrifying Cake
    Eating it gets you high. #birthdays
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    10/29/09

    @You Cannot Untoast: That cake is baked! #birthdays
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    Image of EleanorRigby EleanorRigby
    10/29/09

    @You Cannot Untoast: Or pregnant. #birthdays
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    10/29/09

    @SidAndFinancy: I cede the thread to you. #birthdays
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    10/29/09

    @EleanorRigby: that was going to be my joke, well played. #birthdays
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    10/29/09

    @You Cannot Untoast: sizzzzurrrrp FTW. #birthdays
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    Image of Skeetz Skeetz
    10/29/09

    In reply to Celebukid's Birth Celebrated With Terrifying Cake
    "A black man is used to having nobody behind him. I guess I ain't got no body at all!"
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Celebukid's Birth Celebrated With Terrifying Cake
    How did they get a photo of my father-in-law? #birthdays
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/29/09

    In reply to Celebukid's Birth Celebrated With Terrifying Cake
    Holy shizzle, ma Twizzle fo' rizzle! #birthdays
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    10/29/09

    @BettyCrocker: I haz a lunatic giggle. Thanks. #birthdays
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    Image of kimsama kimsama
    10/29/09

    In reply to Celebukid's Birth Celebrated With Terrifying Cake
    Uh...looking at those rings of color and the flesh-colored table top...what exactly is his head emerging from?!
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    10/29/09

    @kimsama:

    A lake of the melted licorice that failed to make it into his hairdo.


    At least one of her little guests is bound to have terrible nightmares after this dessert experience. Is some irate parent going to sue Basinger and/or Baldwin over this? #birthdays
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    Image of ms.creant ms.creant
    10/29/09

    In reply to Celebukid's Birth Celebrated With Terrifying Cake
    "More licorice hair, or less? Who wants an ear? Ireland gets the teeth, she's the birthday girl." #birthdays
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    10/29/09

    @ms.creant: Not only are they teeth, but there's a grill in there too. #birthdays
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