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    Image of Agador Spartacus Agador Spartacus
    01/23/09

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    M. Ward is performing their damn wedding?? I hate them. I mean, yayyyy, love is grand etc.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    01/23/09

    @are friends electric?: Naws, I was just joking about the whole wedding ceremony stuff.
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    01/23/09

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    OH RICHARD. That first one ... I can barely breathe from the laughter.
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    Image of seyswho seyswho
    01/23/09

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    Hmm, why not just put The Bachelor on indefinite hold and replace it with two hours of close ups of bulges? I'd watch that over most ABC programming any day.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/23/09

    @seyswho: why would you bother? you've obviously got an internet connection? don't know about yours, but mine sure as hell gets porn. i mean, i think it does.
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    Image of mathnet mathnet
    01/23/09

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    Aiiiiiiiiii Dios Mio!
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    01/23/09

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    Jack Grubman weighed 6 pounds, plus the 2 pounds of bronzer that he absorbed through Grubman's placenta.
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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    01/23/09

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    To think she could've had Pete Campbell, but she wanted something different.
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    Image of Astigmatism Astigmatism
    01/23/09

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    Wow. Fredsabeth Mossmisen are gapingly awesomer than I will ever be.
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    Image of ginger rant ginger rant
    01/23/09

    @Astigmatism: And you guys didn't tell me that Fred Armisen and Martha Plimpton broke up ... why?
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    11/21/08

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    I keep thinking this column is an execution and then I remember that it's not. But for the two seconds it takes me to make the realization I get sooooo excited about the prospect of witnessing a long-awaited execution. But then I do the math and I get so sad.
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    Image of The One The One
    11/21/08

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    John Avlon is a centrist and also worked for Bill Clinton. And Margaret Hoover is a pro-choice, pro-gay marriage Republican. Not exactly a right-wingers.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/21/08

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    It is now written in the stars that Bronx W. and Brooklyn Beckham will be hot lovers.
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    Image of it takes a lot to laugh it takes a lot to laugh
    11/21/08

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    Giuliani had a speechwriter? How hard is it to say "9-11, 9-11" over and over again?
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    Image of Lewis Lewis
    11/21/08

    @it takes a lot to laugh: I think you owe the former Mayor and his speechwriter an apology.


    Everyone knows it's a noun, AND a verb, AND 9-11.

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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    11/21/08

    @Lewis: Good point.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/21/08

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    Doesn't Pete Wentz play an instrument rather than sing? Just saying...
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    Image of kellysaid kellysaid
    11/21/08

    @Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Take a look at the other guys in the band and it will make sense why he's the only "famous" one.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/21/08

    @kellysaid: Yeah, from memory doesn't the lead singer also write all the songs? And Pete Wentz gets the credit?
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    Image of T.S._delegate T.S._delegate
    11/21/08

    @Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: I believe that instrument is a tiny fame-is-just-a-fleeting-thing-and-so-is-my-wife violin.
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    Image of T.S._delegate T.S._delegate
    11/21/08

    @T.S._delegate: so-is-my-wife! so-is-my-wife! fucking ...s. oh well, so much for that.
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    Image of overunderover overunderover
    11/21/08

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    What's that sound? Kipling rolling over in his grave?
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    Image of PrincessKashmir PrincessKashmir
    11/21/08

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    The Thing That Couldn't Die: Nonsociety.com's new theme song. Might be able to get it on the cheap now.


    (OK, I'll stop being a bitch. It's no way to start the weekend. I take it back.)

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    11/07/08

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    The pygmy hippo is one of the great underrated zoo animals. The National Zoo in DC has one, and it's a shame there aren't more to keep it company.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/07/08

    @Smitros: Aw, it so needs a bud.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    11/07/08

    @BookishLookish:
    Apparently they live singly or only in pairs, and they breed well in captivity, unlike a great many other animals.


    I just learned this here:
    [nationalzoo.si.edu]

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/07/08

    @Smitros: Then there is no excuse to start the breeding program RIGHT NOW. Yes we can!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/07/08

    @BookishLookish: ^^not to start...but you figured that out.


    *brain dead*

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    11/07/08

    @BookishLookish:
    I don't think my co-op would let us keep any, and the Smitrodog, at 16 pounds, might freak out.


    Part of the problem faced by zoo breeding, though, is maintaining genetic diversity.

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