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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    07/27/09

    In reply to Guantanamo Commander 'Abused Worse Than the Detainees' By Reporter's Mouth
    "I want to abuse you. With my mouth."
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    Image of sparky sparky
    07/27/09

    In reply to Guantanamo Commander 'Abused Worse Than the Detainees' By Reporter's Mouth
    Worse than the detainees have been abused?...so is the military now officially admitting that they abuse prisoners?
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    Image of sabss sabss
    07/27/09

    @sparky: At least that's the upside to his comment. more: http://www.governmentalityblog.com/my_weblog/2009/07/navy-commander-at-gitmo-thinks-verbal-abuse-he-suffered-is-worse-than-the-detainees-.html
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    Image of NickelMD NickelMD
    07/27/09

    In reply to Guantanamo Commander 'Abused Worse Than the Detainees' By Reporter's Mouth
    Wow. Um, wow.

    I am amazed that our military can successfully wipe its own collective ass if Commander Gordon can't take being told that he's so ugly shirtless that he made her vomit a little in her mouth. (Can we get a pic of this guy to at least have an idea if she has a point?)

    I though military officers were supposed to be... you know... tough. Not whiney little bitches who are so damaged that a meaney-face poo-poo-mouth reporter called them bad names that they would compare it to waterboarding.

    My 13 year old niece could take this whiner in a fight. All she'd have to do is call him an ignorant fucktard, then while he's weeping inconsolably in the corner she could cut him *and* steal his rims.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    07/27/09

    In reply to Guantanamo Commander 'Abused Worse Than the Detainees' By Reporter's Mouth
    Sounds like she's up for some ass play.
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    Image of Forgetitjake Forgetitjake
    07/27/09

    @Mediahohoho:
    @BookishLookish:
    I think she just wants to watch. And do the commentary.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/27/09

    @forgetitjake: Reporters, humph. How many of them are really down for some hot ass action anyway? Sure, they look all take-charge with their earnest expressions and furious scribbling in notebooks, but at the sound of a zipper descending, they beg off, claiming they have to be off on "another assignment."
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    Image of Forgetitjake Forgetitjake
    07/27/09

    @BookishLookish:
    Or another assignation.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/27/09

    In reply to Guantanamo Commander 'Abused Worse Than the Detainees' By Reporter's Mouth
    OK, Carol Rosenberg, we get it: you're comfortable wielding a big dildo and you don't take any shit from men. Now check your potty mouth and get back to your job. Also: your Jewish mother is reading this and has just had a heart attack, she's admitted at Cedars right now so get over there.

    Commander Gordon, get your flabby self to the Gitmo gym. We don't allow enlisted men not to be hot. Sticks and stones, bitch!
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    Image of lionboy lionboy
    07/27/09

    In reply to Guantanamo Commander 'Abused Worse Than the Detainees' By Reporter's Mouth
    If Commander Jeffy can't take come bitchslaps from a lady reporter, what are his chances against a real terrorists like Kathy Griffin.
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    Image of urbororr urbororr
    07/27/09

    In reply to Guantanamo Commander 'Abused Worse Than the Detainees' By Reporter's Mouth
    Rosenberg perceived this guy's essential character, without question. How can you doubt it? A crybaby of such monstrous mediocrity and idiocy should be drummed out of the military on general principle. He's a laughable little bureaucratic crybaby. The mirror image of Jack Nicholson's Guantanamo hard-ass. He can't handle the truth: he's barely cut out to be assistant manager at a mall Footlocker. That's why Rosenberg was insulting him to begin with.

    And the fact Gawker questions the right of a reporter to be foul-mouthed and belligerent to people of high status is a little sad. This woman's one of the last reporters with balls in the world, apparently.
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    Image of Hamilton Nolan Hamilton Nolan
    07/27/09

    @urbororr: Well, given that neither you nor I know shit about either one of the people in the dispute, we're withholding judgment. The fact that dude is a crybaby does not rule out the possibility that the reporter is also terrible. We await further info.
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    Image of dirtydeer dirtydeer
    07/27/09

    @urbororr: Agreed. The poor little Guantanamo Bay soldier is scared of the mean lady reporter? Pathetic. I think you have the wrong angle on this one, Hamilton. We do have further info in the fact that the reporter has been aggressively covering this travesty of a situation for some time - a job that can't be easy, and which certainly colors at least _my_ interpretation of this.
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    Image of kneetoe kneetoe
    07/27/09

    In reply to Guantanamo Commander 'Abused Worse Than the Detainees' By Reporter's Mouth
    Jeez, what's up his ass?

    Oh, already asked and answered.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/27/09

    @kneetoe: Nothing is up there. Not even a carefully groomed pinkie. His ass is thing free.
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    Image of pmarble pmarble
    07/27/09

    In reply to Guantanamo Commander 'Abused Worse Than the Detainees' By Reporter's Mouth
    This is insane. What he describes is not sexual harassment. He just doesn't like any suggestion that he's gay. More to the point, what kind of wuss is this Gordon? At worst, her comments sound like something a drill sergeant would say.
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    MissNormaDesmond promoted this comment Edited by pmarble at 07/27/09 10:10 AM pmarble was starred pmarble was unstarred
    Image of skahammer skahammer
    07/27/09

    In reply to Guantanamo Commander 'Abused Worse Than the Detainees' By Reporter's Mouth
    Commander Gordon, before you draw any conclusions about one Miami Herald reporter, let me introduce you to this thing we call the "blogosphere"....
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    Image of blix blix
    07/27/09

    In reply to Guantanamo Commander 'Abused Worse Than the Detainees' By Reporter's Mouth
    When did Sister Alyousis go to Gitmo? Wha' you've never been around a nun? Buck up man!
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    12/11/08

    In reply to Boarding School Mean Girls Get Their Latest Victim Expelled
    So, does this mean the Times is okay with all of the Times bashing it's getting?
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    Image of fiona2288 fiona2288
    12/11/08

    In reply to Boarding School Mean Girls Get Their Latest Victim Expelled
    People need to get their facts straight before they pass any judgement. I am a Porter's grad and this story has been completely skewed. The girl CHEATED multiple times and was pissed that her college of choice acceptance was revoked. This girl is of THE Bass family...check the Forbes list..a Billionaire who was pissed when she didn't get her way. This is not news worthy and only makes a great school look bad.
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    Image of TerseNursePornstein TerseNursePornstein
    12/11/08

    @fiona2288: Bass as in Robert, Lee, Sid and Ed? Huh. Not challenging you, but curious as to why the Post didn't run with that. Curious as well that there's some renegade relative running an insurance company...
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    12/11/08

    In reply to Boarding School Mean Girls Get Their Latest Victim Expelled
    Can the young ladies at Miss Porter's actually pronounce "Oprichniki"?
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    Image of TerseNursePornstein TerseNursePornstein
    12/11/08

    @miss_msry: Yeah, they're smart, That and the fact that the first syllable and a half might as well be Oprah-- whose niece attended!
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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    12/11/08

    In reply to Boarding School Mean Girls Get Their Latest Victim Expelled
    As a self-righteous public school kindergarten mommy, I am just kind of feeling smug to think that these parents PAID HEARTILY for the "privilege" of having their poor daughter go through this crap.


    And I can think of at least two other instances of merciless private school bullying experienced by kids of my immediate circle of friends alone.


    Public school has its problems...but I guess in the ones I know all the kids are too busy trying striving for the desk that isn't under the leaky roof to worry too much about torturing each other like this?

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    Image of noxiousbeast noxiousbeast
    12/11/08

    @ObtuseIntolerant: Unlikely. Try instead that the teaching staff are too under-resourced and overworked to be able to notice, much less intervene.
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