Don't buy the beds if you ever plan on having sex. In the bed. Ever.
Breaking the slats and having your mattress fall the floor mid-coitus... not cool.
At the newest Ikea in Japan, you must keep your shoes on when testing beds. Unlike the rest of the country. And the long hotdog is called the Ninja dog. On a related note, people bring their friggin pets with them. We saw a dog fight in the office chair section. It was surreal, like something from a B horror movie.
On the plus side, it is one of the rare places in Saitama with multilingual staff, and not just English speakers. But the goddamn lockers never work for me. And they pronounce it E-K-AH.
The IKEA in Athens is Disneyland with Smoking. People are insane for it in Europe, and maybe it's my Euro-dementia from living here for 2 years, but...their European stuff is actually really nice. The cookware is awesome.
@CherHorrorwitz:
Cookware, yes; some of the toys are cute, too. I am living a lie when I hate on Ikea. I just redid my kitchen in Ikea and now I'm in the middle of disassembling, dusting and moving about 80 bookshelf-metres of Ivar. -- Still, Scandinavian family living = dorm room, and for many of the same reasons as dorm room = dorm room.
@tigolbitties: I would really, really like to have a sexy story to put here, but really, I just used to sit on the chairs and occasionally play hide-and-seek with friends. I don't know if the fact that we were in high school makes this better or worse.
I'll PM you re: italics. Hopefully someone else can fill you in on everything more advanced than that.
Outdoors - ha! Have you ever been to Beijing? Everyone forsakes the outdoors, in the interest of being able to breathe. Hanging out in Ikea is a symptom, not the problem.
Have you been to Secaucus on a Friday night? People do it there as well. It's like, My Fantasy House playset - you let the kids run around, mess it up, and then leave.
I have a confession, too: I made a pilgrimage to the IKEA MOTHERSHIP. The original store flagship, which is a few miles out of the city of Stockholm, in a suburb. You take this little free IKEA bus to the destination--and what world of wonders awaits you upon arrival!
They have a lot of exclusive products that you cannot get at the IKEA in Burbank, for example. Such as: a collection of finger puppets that represent members of the Swedish royal family; artisanal toy horses made of wood, which for some mysterious reason are embellished with the word "mama!" on their shanks. Both items made excellent gifts for the loved ones at home.
@snugbug: Am. So. Jealous. I wanted to go the last time I was in Stockholm but the specter of trying to fit a couch into my overhead luggage was too daunting.
(FYI, the horses are Dala horses, a traditional swedish craft that started as handmade toys. Would love to know if there were made in China or Sweden as there is a huge debate about outsourcing such a national craft.)
@snugbug: I went there too! And to the Ikea stores in London and Prague. This was years ago, and I have a good explanations for this confession. In Stockholm, I was with a Swedish friend who was college-aged and buying cheap shit for his new apartment. In London and Prague, I was with Swedish people who required food items that they could easily find in the little market inside the store. (Nothing like cheap caviar in a tube, I guess, to be spread on rye crostini, for breakfast no less.)
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Keep hope alive!
08/25/09
Breaking the slats and having your mattress fall the floor mid-coitus... not cool.
08/25/09
On the plus side, it is one of the rare places in Saitama with multilingual staff, and not just English speakers. But the goddamn lockers never work for me. And they pronounce it E-K-AH.
08/26/09
/iː/-KEH-ah is how it'a pronounced in the Swedish mother tongue and pretty much any other language except English.
08/25/09
Welcome to Western style consumerism. BUY TO FILL THE VOID IN YOUR SOUL
BUY
BUY
BUY
YAY
*6 hours later*
"Why did I buy all of this crap? Ugh."
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@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: This snugglebug of a capitalist overlord could melt even the hearts of WTO protesters.
08/25/09
@snugbug:
Nealy the same taste in glasses
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Cookware, yes; some of the toys are cute, too. I am living a lie when I hate on Ikea. I just redid my kitchen in Ikea and now I'm in the middle of disassembling, dusting and moving about 80 bookshelf-metres of Ivar. -- Still, Scandinavian family living = dorm room, and for many of the same reasons as dorm room = dorm room.
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(p.s. can you, or anyone else, share how to do italics and other nifty things? thanks!)
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I'll PM you re: italics. Hopefully someone else can fill you in on everything more advanced than that.
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They have a lot of exclusive products that you cannot get at the IKEA in Burbank, for example. Such as: a collection of finger puppets that represent members of the Swedish royal family; artisanal toy horses made of wood, which for some mysterious reason are embellished with the word "mama!" on their shanks. Both items made excellent gifts for the loved ones at home.
08/25/09
(FYI, the horses are Dala horses, a traditional swedish craft that started as handmade toys. Would love to know if there were made in China or Sweden as there is a huge debate about outsourcing such a national craft.)
08/25/09
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