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    Angelina Jolie's Dad Sure Is Mad at the President
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    06/11/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie's Dad Sure Is Mad at the President
    Yes, I'm sure that bombing them will work MUCH BETTER when it comes to appeasing other nations.


    Oh wait...

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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    06/09/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie's Dad Sure Is Mad at the President
    i'm holding out for the video with j.voight swearing at pigeons while stewing in his own excrement. it's a slippery slope.
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    06/09/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie's Dad Sure Is Mad at the President
    "We were the liberators of the entire world." Really?


    What is wrong with these people?

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    Image of hatchetman hatchetman
    06/09/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie's Dad Sure Is Mad at the President
    Every criticism of Obama MUST be addressed. MUST. Keep up the blind hero worship. Suddenly people who don't trust government would make him dictator if put to a vote.
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    Image of metoometoo metoometoo
    06/09/09

    @hatchetman: If it were put to a vote, it wouldn't be much of a dictatorship, would it?
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    Image of onehotmess onehotmess
    06/09/09

    @metoometoo: ZING!
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    06/09/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie's Dad Sure Is Mad at the President
    Voight has been a bit loopy for some time. He once called a press conference to announce the discovery of a new Bible, found in a cave somewhere in Arizona by a native American shaman. The shaman's fellow tribe members remarked that had Voight asked them they would have happily told him the shaman had a reputation for making up a lot of shit. It was all very dramatic at the time, with Elizabeth Taylor and Tyne Daley offering their silent support during the press conference.
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    Image of j.blo j.blo
    06/09/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie's Dad Sure Is Mad at the President
    I thought he died in a car bomb?
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    Image of ambitious ambitious
    06/09/09

    @j.blo: Didn't you pick up the transmission from the secret camera glasses? Come on. Keep up.
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    06/09/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie's Dad Sure Is Mad at the President
    Voight then later called President Obama on his private line and told him that if his demands weren't met, Starkwood would have no choice except to unleash the bio-agent on major US cities.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    06/09/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie's Dad Sure Is Mad at the President
    Not a good thing when your father can show up and make all the pseudo-wacky things you do with your uterus, and the offspring of other people's uteri, seem, well mundane, making the whole lot of the rest of us say, "Well, yes, this explains it all."
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    Image of forwardmotion forwardmotion
    06/09/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie's Dad Sure Is Mad at the President
    Is there anyone in Hollywood that isn't a complete ass?
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/09/09

    @forwardmotion: David Geff... no. Tom Cr... no. Oliver St... no.


    Kathy Griffin?

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    Image of Ohcaptainmycaptain Ohcaptainmycaptain
    06/09/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie's Dad Sure Is Mad at the President
    Bravo, Jon. With a compliant Obama Press puppy-dogging its way through the first 100+ days, it takes courage to go against the grain and speak your mind.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    06/09/09

    @Ohcaptainmycaptain: A courageous ramble about people swinging.
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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    06/09/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie's Dad Sure Is Mad at the President
    I think it's pretty much a given that when any public figure starts talking about Ancient Rome, their knowledge of the era comes from gladiator movies, the-Bible-tells-me-so cant, and that's about it. If we're lucky, maybe that HBO series.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    06/09/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie's Dad Sure Is Mad at the President
    He's just jealous because Obama has met Brad Pitt more times than he has.
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    Image of johnnypotatoes johnnypotatoes
    06/09/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie's Dad Sure Is Mad at the President
    Well, what do we expect from a guy who drives around in a LeBaron?
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    06/09/09

    @johnnypotatoes: Ive got John Voight's TEETH MARKS in my arm!!!
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    Image of apocalypse-nowish apocalypse-nowish
    06/09/09

    @ElleL: Everybody's talking at me, but I can't hear a word their saying. I'm just driving around in Jon Voigt's car.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    06/09/09

    @apocalypse-nowish: I've never even seen him in a car. I mean, look at his movies. No cars. Deliverance - canoe. Midnight Cowboy - boots. Runaway Train...runaway train.
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    Image of apocalypse-nowish apocalypse-nowish
    06/09/09

    @ElleL: In National Treasure Two he was in a car. It was in the backseat of some kind of SUV thing but it was a car. Yes I've seen that movie.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    06/09/09

    @apocalypse-nowish: Damn that Nicolas Cage, putting Voight in a CAR!
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    Image of scarletmenace scarletmenace
    06/09/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie's Dad Sure Is Mad at the President
    He sure has a pretty mouth.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    06/09/09

    In reply to Angelina Jolie's Dad Sure Is Mad at the President
    Another democracy-hating conservative. But I'll still go see his movies. Because I'm not a wingnut.
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