Gays Discuss the News: Chris Brown and Rebecca Black Edition

New York's most obnoxious homosexuals, Dustin and Jayden, sure have been busy since last week, and boy do they have a lot of current events to discuss. Here's what we overheard them talking about this afternoon.
My First Black Party
At 1 AM on Saturday night I am at home, drinking straight Jack Daniels by myself, and feeling equally excited and nervous. I was told by one of my more experienced friends to "absolutely not go before 2 AM." My only knowledge of what the Black Party would be like was Gawker's exit-poll video from last year.
The Black Party: An Investigative Report
We sent Rod Townsend and videographer Nick McGlynn out on Saturday night/Sunday morning to find out what really happens at the Black Party, the enormous annual S&M-themed gay circuit party that rocks the gays of our fine city at the end of every winter. The answers may be totally Not Safe For Work. Video cut by theā¦
