Hollywood is the most glamorous place on earth. Except when it comes to unpaid internships: They are just as shitty there as everywhere else.

Gwyneth Paltrow diagnoses her haters. Tareq Salahi strips down. Black Swan gets a little bit real-life crazy. Amanda Seyfried buys a dead horse. Saturday gossip is—as always—projecting.

Darren Aronofsky, the director of Black Swan, released a statement about just how much dancing Natalie Portman did in the movie after her dance double publicly claimed she did 95% of the on-screen work. Apparently, she was wrong.

Sarah Lane, the American Ballet Theater soloist who served as Natalie Portman's dancing double for her Oscar-winning turn in Black Swan, claims that she did 95% of the dancing seen in the movie. Lane says she did all the fancy footwork and Natalie's head was digitally grafted onto her body in post production.

Director Darren Aronofsky claims it was comedian Todd Barry's deli manager character in The Wrestler that led to Black Swan. It's just that the ballerina subplot in The Deli Manager took on a life of its own. Sorry, Todd!

Like other tragic female characters, Black Swan's Nina is certainly in need of the services of a "Sassy Gay Friend" to snap her out of her miserable funk. Girl, you need to buy some nail clippers, stat!

Natalie Portman's bones look amazing in Black Swan, right? So maybe being a vegan and going to ballet class will make you look like her, right? Wrong!

Andy and Conan continued their tradition of acting out Oscar-nominated films last night on Conan. Here's Andy Richter as Natalie Portman's role and Conan O'Brien as the creepy dance instructor. An improvement from the original, am I right?

According to Latvian news agency Leta, a vigilante in the audience of a Latvian screening of Black Swan last weekend shot and killed another audience member "over how loudly the deceased man was eating his popcorn." Say what you will about the suspect, but he wasn't a hypocrite; he at least had the decency to commit…

Trailer Addict gives us a step-by-step breakdown of the special effects used in Black Swan. What, you didn't think that Natalie Portman actually grew quills on her skin, did you?

Lego maestro and film buff Alex Eylar has used his unique skills to recreate scenes from each of the 10 Oscar nominees for Best Picture. We never thought Jeff Bridges would look so menacing as a tiny plastic man!

In case you missed the Golden Globes on Sunday, Natalie Portman told a not-funny joke during her acceptance speech and then let out a horrendous cackle. Naturally the hivemind of the internet latched onto it and a meme's been born.

Have you overdosed on Natalie Portman coverage yet? Here are two clips from today's Ellen. In the first, Natalie helps Ellen channel her inner "Black Swan," and in the second Ellen tries to determine the sex of the baby.

Between True Grit's smash success and Country Strong's steady progress, this is flyover country's world, we're just living in it. Elsewhere, Nicolas Cage scares up some foreign money (and witches) and the Fockers keep on focking.

Sitting in a coffee shop I heard a man say, "I saw Black Swan the other night. It was trash. Elevated trash, but trash." "Black Swan was great," you say to yourself and aloud.

If merely witnessing Natalie Portman radiate out of the movie screen as she dodges evil looks from Mila Kunis wasn't enough to get you to buy tickets to see Black Swan, perhaps one or more of these intriguing scenarios depicted in the trailer will convince you.

Ms. Reese had a bit of a bad stumble this weekend, her glossy new romantic comedy stalling out at the box office. The new TRON, however, did well as expected, while two smaller indies continue to surge.