Ted Cruz's Wife Stumps For Hillary in Brooklyn
It appears that Ana Gasteyer—the woman who, as Gawker recently exclusively reported, has been masquerading as Ted Cruz’s wife—endorsed Hillary Clinton last night at a fundraiser in Brooklyn.
Santorum Pretty Sure He Said Bleaugh People Are on Welfare, Not Black People
Rick Santorum says a lot of stuff ("I find it... remarkable for a black man to say, 'now we are going to decide who are people and who are not people'"), so it's easy for him to for forget the specifics. For example, did the candidate, speaking in Sioux City, Iowa, over the weekend, say, as quoted by NPR, "I don't…
This Winter Sucked So Much
Winter always sucks. (Those of you who don't think that winter always sucks: we believe you'll still agree with the following sentence.) But this past winter has especially sucked. Let us count the ways:
The Simpsons Had a Theory About the LOST Finale, Too
So, following the LOST finale, it seems that the ~Internet~ is divided. Some loved the series finale that was six years—and countless headdesks—in the making, and some hated it. But! The Simpsons beat everyone with its own prediction.
Ann Coulter: Professional Victim
Skeletal oddity Ann Coulter was "BANNED BY NBC," but now she's making the rounds of the fair networks to bleat about her own victimhood:
