A Virtual Party Report from the 'Time 100' Gala
Last night Time magazine had their big fancy shindig for its "100 Most Influential" list and many of the anointed showed up to Jazz at Lincoln Center to be rich, famous, and beautiful together.
Our invitation must have been lost in the mail, but we did send fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern to ask everyone some…
SNL Delivers a Tribute to Sexual Relations with The Lonely Island and Akon's "I Just Had Sex"
SNL debuted "I Just Had Sex" on Saturday, the first single from The Lonely Island's forthcoming album. The anthem is a celebration of putting your penis in somebody and features cameos from John McEnroe, Jessica Alba, and Blake Lively!
And The Breakup Had Been Going So Well
[Former real-life couple Blake Lively and Penn Badgley get intimate on the "Gossip Girl" set. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]
Date Asks Starlet If She Wants to 'Travel Into My Pants'
[Traveling pants cultist Blake Lively filming "Gossip Girl" with Joan's husband from "Mad Men" in New York today. Image: Bauer-Griffin]
Serena Could Never Remember If You Should 'Beat Your Breasts in Mourning' Or Bare Them
[Serena van der Woodsen and Joan Holloway's rapist husband stroll New York City in sexy funeral clothes. Image via Splash.]
Serena and Dan Dine Out
Blake Lively and boyfriend Penn Badgley dined last night at Market Table in the Village, says a Gawker Stalker tipster who sent along this photo. Have you seen someone interesting? Email it to stalker@gawker.com or post it yourself to #stalker.
The Town: Ben Affleck Gets More Guns, Heads Back to Boston
Here's a trailer for The Town, Ben Affleck's second directorial effort. Like Gone Baby Gone, it's a Boston-set crime drama based on a novel and is about gritty men doing gritty things, grittily. Only this one has more shooting.

