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    Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?

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    Image of Mean_Ol_Liberal Mean_Ol_Liberal
    11/22/09

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    And another peak performer among the herd of boozy fratbros fades into the asscrack of history.

    Shouldn’t he be out clearing brush on some ranch in Texas by now?
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    Miss Anita Manbadly promoted this comment Mean_Ol_Liberal was starred Mean_Ol_Liberal was unstarred
    Image of bitch_pleaze bitch_pleaze
    11/22/09

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    Dear Gawker,

    You won. Can we all just ignore Tucker now? Pretty please with a Hipster Grifter on top?

    Signed,

    Everybody
     Reply
    Trulymadlyme promoted this comment bitch_pleaze was starred bitch_pleaze was unstarred
    Image of heywhat heywhat
    11/21/09

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    Tucker, just be a man and admit that the movie was a failure b/c it sucked. Stop trying to make yourself into artiste who made a great work of art that it was bound to be misunderstood by the masses.
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    Image of vampirebris vampirebris
    11/21/09

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    This asshole feeds on attention and girls with no self esteem. There's not much we can do about no. 2 (we'll leave that to Dove), but Gawker could stop paying attention to him entirely, right?

    Therefore, be it resolved that Gawker shall never write another post about Tucker Max again, nor refer to him indirectly in another post. The one exception, of course, is on the occasion when he's finally beaten to death with a giant dildo.

    Anyone second this?
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    LatestBy promoted this comment Edited by vampirebris at 11/21/09 4:41 PM vampirebris was starred vampirebris was unstarred
    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    11/21/09

    @vampirebris: I heart you hard for "we'll leave that to Dove."
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    Image of burbere002 burbere002
    11/21/09

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    Note to Tucker Max: Playing the victim runs counter to the whole frat boy thing you've managed to cultivate...you just come off like a pussy who can't "punch with the big boys."

    Luckily I'm willing to help you, but you must follow my advice:

    A)Grow a pair.

    B)Understand the subtext to the whole frat boy thing, which is that sense of entitled fulfilled. Yes, it's fantasy, but keep at it.

    C) Grow a pair.

    D) Stop whining like a little girl because you didn't win at a man's game.

    E) Did I mention, grow a pair? Dude, nothing's worse than an emasculated macho poser. You're fucking annoying.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/22/09

    @burbere002: And your comment, dear sir, is steeped in sexist rhetoric.
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    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith promoted this comment Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith was starred Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith was unstarred
    Image of burbere002 burbere002
    11/22/09

    @burbere002: Not true, I've seen movie development women out of Holyoke comparative lit programs with more sack than this guy.
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    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith promoted this comment burbere002 was starred burbere002 was unstarred
    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/21/09

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    I hate to break it to you Tucker, but outside of a few Frat boys, nobody in Middle America knows who the hell you are.
    Your Coastal types just hate your fucking guts and think you are an unfunny loser.
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    Image of dandles dandles
    11/21/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: I thought he was a joke that Gawker had created, and that the movie trailer was something they slapped together to make it more real. Slapped together VERY quickly.
     Reply
    TheUptightMidwesterner promoted this comment dandles was starred dandles was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/21/09

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    Thank you. This is a very intelligent, educational post. But why are you so mean to a poopy nobody?
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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of nikkilove nikkilove
    11/21/09

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    Middle America is the problem? Really? Cause I am so sure that the theaters in LA , Boston, DC, San Francisco and Manhattan were busting at the seams.

    Middle America, and the rest of fly-over country is the ONLY place this shit will fly.

    Tucker Max is such a putz.
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    CumaeanSibyl promoted this comment nikkilove was starred nikkilove was unstarred
    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/21/09

    @nikkilove: Oi, we don't want this guy, either. I can see funnier shit for free any Saturday night at the college bar.
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    Image of VioletViolet VioletViolet
    11/21/09

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    I do understand what he means about Fox Searchlight watering down the movie for mass appeal. However, if by bringing in a "bird" he's using Swingin' Sixties slang to say they'd have a female screenwriter rework the script, that's highly unlikely in the boys' club that is Hollywood. It ain't the chicks harshing on your mellow, Tucker, it's your bros. You can't blame a bird for everything.
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    Image of Volsciana Volsciana
    11/22/09

    @VioletViolet: I think he's been studying British slang as preparation for the big UK release. He'll be saying 'Shagadelic' before you know it
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    Image of OHymenMyHymen OHymenMyHymen
    11/21/09

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    I repeat my statement- add a scene in which Tucker is repeatedly sodomized by a subway turnstile and I can get that film to $50 million with my eyes closed.
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    Image of Six and a Quarter Six and a Quarter
    11/21/09

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    I hope I run into this guy when I'm out for an evening on the town.

    I'd get all flirty and boozey. Gaze into his eyes and give him a big smile. Go in for the kiss. And then puke in his mouth.
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    Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected promoted this comment Six and a Quarter was starred Six and a Quarter was unstarred
    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/21/09

    @Six and a Quarter: Sounds fine, except you know he'd put it in his next movie.
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/21/09

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    Carbondale (Il) has a large university and they list Jenny McCarthy and Jim Belushi among their most famous alumni. If there ever was a market for Max's movie, you'd think it'd be there.
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    11/23/09

    @Magister: Jenny McCarthy is attractive.

    Jim Belushi was talented.
     Reply
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    11/21/09

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    I blame you, Gawker Media. You did it. Congratulations, and keep up the good work.
     Reply
    ShanghaiLil was starred ShanghaiLil was unstarred
    Image of CheetoBurrito CheetoBurrito
    11/21/09

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    I find it heartening that of the 120 college students I teach, only one of them had ever even heard of Tucker Max. The only thing I wish upon this man is that his "Standing Tall" misogyny continues to fall on deaf ears.
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    Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) promoted this comment CheetoBurrito was starred CheetoBurrito was unstarred
    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/21/09

    In reply to Who's Tucker Max Blaming For His Movie's Failure Now?
    Maybe try not calling your movie something that most theaters won't put on the marquee.

    I mean, once you get past the "Tucker Max Presents" problem.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/21/09

    @CumaeanSibyl: On one of the other threads someone suggested putting "Tyler Perry Presents" in front of it. Not a terrible idea.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of Magister Magister
    11/21/09

    @Foster Kamer: ... or maybe "From the Mind of an Ashton Kutcher Wannabe" for legal purposes.
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    Magister was starred Magister was unstarred
    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/21/09

    @Foster Kamer: I might actually pay money to see that, provided it involves Madea beating Max with an ax-handle.
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    Image of CJRWickedWitch CJRWickedWitch
    11/21/09

    @CumaeanSibyl: I hate Tyler Perry, but I would so pay $10 to see him whip that LNS'er's ass.
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    CumaeanSibyl promoted this comment CJRWickedWitch was starred CJRWickedWitch was unstarred
    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/21/09

    @CJRWickedWitch: New charity fundraiser: bid on which celebrity you'd like to see take Madea's shoe to the head, $10 a vote.

    Tyler -- call me!

    #tips
     Reply
    CumaeanSibyl was starred CumaeanSibyl was unstarred
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