Today we have an actress who thinks she's skinnier than she is, a (yawn) secretly gay TV guy, two Hollywood rich guys into skiing with younger ladies, a secret stalker, and a secret mama.

Yesterday you guys resoundingly declared that the lady reluctant to marry her new beau in case her old one splits up with his main squeeze was Jennifer Aniston. I could see that being a sad reality. Today we have a TV actor who dates mens on the sly, a supermodel who's full of Botox, a love triangle, and a sad ruined…

Yesterday you guys determined that the musical power couple on their way to divorce was either Gwen and Gavin or Mariah and Nick. You know, Gwen from Sales who sings at church, and Mariah Carmichael, that wedding singer. You know Mariah, she lives on Elm, near the park? Anyway, today we have a comedy actor who lies…

Hello Monday, why are you so cold? Yesterday you guys thought that the former teen pin-up now doing gay prons was maybe Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Hoo boy! That would be funny. Man of the House 2: Men of the House. Anyway, today we have a comedy dude who's secretly geigh and a singer about to get divorced (not Xtina).

Hi there. The economy stinks, so I have to work on the weekends. At least I have terrible, no good, very bad celebrities to make myself feel better. Today we have a badboy young actor, an actress's vomity dog, a cheatin' hubby, and a teen star turned porn star. Enjoy them all after the jump, then go get me a mimosa.…

Yesterday you friends guessed that the celebrity who went from smoking cigarettes to smoking drugs was, gasp!, terrorist-elect Barack Obama. And the parking ticket obsessed guy? Jerry Seinfeld. Interesting indeed. Today we have an actor with an embarrassing man-boob problem, a druggie singer who might get kicked out…

Yesterday you guys thought that the weighty R&B singer was Aretha Franklin. Which, um, yes. Today we have a celeb who smokes drugs, a famous dude who has lots of parking fines, and two way too skinny famous friends.

Yesterday you all thought that the cig puffing tween star was none other than Taylor Momsen, also known as Jenny Humphrey on the Peabody Award-winning PBS miniseries Gossip Girl. I'll allow it! Today we have: a singer worried about a sex tape, a secretly overweight R&B lady, a celeb with alternative dating habits, and…

Because of all the magic innuendo, you guys thought that yesterday's maybe gay young star was Harry Potter's Daniel Radcliffe. An answer that I rather enjoy. Plus, I've already seen him naked! I didn't write home about it. Today we have an NBA star (that's basketball, fruits) who dressed up as Santa and got his freak…

No more time off til Christmas, boo hoo. At least we have some blind items for you on this barren December 1st morning. An editor giving his lover unfair promotions, a model doing lots of blow, an actor doing lots of blow and being gay (we think? we don't really speak British), and a famous fellow who got himself…

Happy Turkey y'all. Yesterday I ate food and then tried to play Wii with my younger cousins and basically fell over. On the plus side, it's warm in Florida. How was your holiday? While you contemplate how to answer that, take a took at these blind items, after the jump: two warring movie stars, a bisexual singer, a…

According to yesterday's palaver, you all seem to think that Katherine Heigl is getting canned from Grey's Anatomy. To which we say duhhh. Anyway, today we have a socialite who doesn't know she's broke, a very open same sex couple, a maybe-gonna-come-out R&B singer, and a celebrity couple on the skids. 1) "Which…

Yesterday you guys were pretty torn about the TV cohosts who, in the delicate words of my colleague Sheila, are doing it. Mike and Juliet? Regis and Kelly? Hannity and Colmes? Probably all of them! Ah well, moving on. Today we have a celebrity with a hooker situation, an actress brazenly fooling around on her husband,…

Isn't it so much easier when you just admit that you love trashy gossip and have left The Dubliners unread on your nightstand for months? After the jump, trash: which television co-hosts are getting on a little too well at work, stripper-sharing exes, a gal celeb caught spiking her water with vodka, and a well-known…

Yesterday you guys were pretty torn about the gold digger who's leaving her man now that the money is gone. Someone said Granny and Jed Clampett, which was funny. Ah well. Today we have an actress on a two month long coke bender, a gay singer who had some too-rough sex overseas, a paparazzi hungry actress, and a celeb…

Yesterday you guys figured out that the world famous band that's on the verge of a breakup was none other than that British hodgepodge of soaring balladeers known as Coldplay. What will wannabe artsy studio pictures use for their trailers?? Today we have a singer whose boyfriend pressures her into abortions, and a…

Yesterday one of you suggested that the authoress plagued by gambling debts was Margaret Atwood. Which I thought I was funny. Maybe she'll be forced to become a handmaid. Today we have a bunch of items for you, about a divorcing socialite, a rude TV sidekick, a band about to split up, and a pregnant star who's not…

Yesterday you guys thought that the secretly gay hunk who would devastate all his lady fans if they knew was Robert Pattison from that new Twilight movie. Which, ha ha ha, I hope that's true and just want to watch everyone's faces at a Twilight convention when it's announced. Anyway! Today we have a supposedly…

Good morning and happy Monday, dear friends. I may or may not have had a few drinks with the author of Gossip Girl over the weekend, so you'll excuse me if I quietly explode on the ground. While I'm doing that, you can entertain yourselves with blind items about a relapsed actress, a too-grabby actor, and, yes, a…

Everyone thought that yesterday's secret tween heroin junkie was Gossip Girl's Taylor Momsen. I think this is sad, but according to her makeup, it is also true. Today we have an actor who almost lost his house, a blind item about Beyonce Knowles, fake celebrity friends, and a secretly canceled show. 1) "It seems as if…