Which TV Star Became a Creepy Stalker?

Today we have an actress who thinks she's skinnier than she is, a (yawn) secretly gay TV guy, two Hollywood rich guys into skiing with younger ladies, a secret stalker, and a secret mama. More »

Which Supermodel Can't Stop Getting Plastic Surgery?

Yesterday you guys resoundingly declared that the lady reluctant to marry her new beau in case her old one splits up with his main squeeze was Jennifer Aniston. I could see that being a sad reality. Today we have a TV actor who dates mens on the sly, a supermodel who's full of Botox, a love triangle, and a sad ruined (and foodless) marriage. More »

Which TV Star Lies About Helping Needy Families?

Yesterday you guys determined that the musical power couple on their way to divorce was either Gwen and Gavin or Mariah and Nick. You know, Gwen from Sales who sings at church, and Mariah Carmichael, that wedding singer. You know Mariah, she lives on Elm, near the park? Anyway, today we have a comedy actor who lies about charity work, an actress playing the field, a TV fellow about to be axed (old, but updated!), and another drug addict. More »

Which 'Funnyman' Is Hitting On Other Men By 'Opening His Legs and Winking'?

Hello Monday, why are you so cold? Yesterday you guys thought that the former teen pin-up now doing gay prons was maybe Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Hoo boy! That would be funny. Man of the House 2: Men of the House. Anyway, today we have a comedy dude who's secretly geigh and a singer about to get divorced (not Xtina). More »

Which Former Tiger Beat Cover Boy Is Now Doing Gay Porn?

Hi there. The economy stinks, so I have to work on the weekends. At least I have terrible, no good, very bad celebrities to make myself feel better. Today we have a badboy young actor, an actress's vomity dog, a cheatin' hubby, and a teen star turned porn star. Enjoy them all after the jump, then go get me a mimosa. Thanks. More »

Which Actor's Wife Bought Him a Bra For His 'Moobs'?

Yesterday you friends guessed that the celebrity who went from smoking cigarettes to smoking drugs was, gasp!, terrorist-elect Barack Obama. And the parking ticket obsessed guy? Jerry Seinfeld. Interesting indeed. Today we have an actor with an embarrassing man-boob problem, a druggie singer who might get kicked out of her group, and a rising star whose parents just don't understand. More »

Which Celebrity Can't Stop 'Smoking Drugs'?

Yesterday you guys thought that the weighty R&B singer was Aretha Franklin. Which, um, yes. Today we have a celeb who smokes drugs, a famous dude who has lots of parking fines, and two way too skinny famous friends. More »

Whose Relationships With A Transsexual And A Rent Boy Threaten His Career?

Yesterday you all thought that the cig puffing tween star was none other than Taylor Momsen, also known as Jenny Humphrey on the Peabody Award-winning PBS miniseries Gossip Girl. I'll allow it! Today we have: a singer worried about a sex tape, a secretly overweight R&B lady, a celeb with alternative dating habits, and a TV star who's secretly fired. More »

Unlike Tina Fey, Which Celebrity Lies About How He Got His Scar?

Because of all the magic innuendo, you guys thought that yesterday's maybe gay young star was Harry Potter's Daniel Radcliffe. An answer that I rather enjoy. Plus, I've already seen him naked! I didn't write home about it. Today we have an NBA star (that's basketball, fruits) who dressed up as Santa and got his freak on, a little teeny celeb who smokes like a chimney, and another celebrity with a scar story. More »

Which Actor 'Likes To Pull Rabbits Out of Men's Bottoms'?

No more time off til Christmas, boo hoo. At least we have some blind items for you on this barren December 1st morning. An editor giving his lover unfair promotions, a model doing lots of blow, an actor doing lots of blow and being gay (we think? we don't really speak British), and a famous fellow who got himself circumcised after his disapproving mother passed away. More »

Which Celeb Escaped To Las Vegas To Avoid A Family Thanksgiving?

Happy Turkey y'all. Yesterday I ate food and then tried to play Wii with my younger cousins and basically fell over. On the plus side, it's warm in Florida. How was your holiday? While you contemplate how to answer that, take a took at these blind items, after the jump: two warring movie stars, a bisexual singer, a cheatin' husband who ditched on Thanksgiving, and a celeb switching from one drug to another. More »

Which Singer Might Come Out Of The Closet On National Television?

According to yesterday's palaver, you all seem to think that Katherine Heigl is getting canned from Grey's Anatomy. To which we say duhhh. Anyway, today we have a socialite who doesn't know she's broke, a very open same sex couple, a maybe-gonna-come-out R&B singer, and a celebrity couple on the skids. More »

Whose 'Exotic Hooker' Problem Is About To Be Revealed?

Yesterday you guys were pretty torn about the TV cohosts who, in the delicate words of my colleague Sheila, are doing it. Mike and Juliet? Regis and Kelly? Hannity and Colmes? Probably all of them! Ah well, moving on. Today we have a celebrity with a hooker situation, an actress brazenly fooling around on her husband, and a TV star who's about to get the axe. More »

Which TV Cohosts Are, You Know, Doing It?

Isn't it so much easier when you just admit that you love trashy gossip and have left The Dubliners unread on your nightstand for months? After the jump, trash: which television co-hosts are getting on a little too well at work, stripper-sharing exes, a gal celeb caught spiking her water with vodka, and a well-known socialite with no money of her own who keeps spending her in-laws' cash. More »

Which Singer Had It A Little Too Rough While Overseas?

Yesterday you guys were pretty torn about the gold digger who's leaving her man now that the money is gone. Someone said Granny and Jed Clampett, which was funny. Ah well. Today we have an actress on a two month long coke bender, a gay singer who had some too-rough sex overseas, a paparazzi hungry actress, and a celeb who's going to giver her baby the craziest name ever. More »

Which Gold Digger Wants A Divorce Now That The Money Is Gone?

Yesterday you guys figured out that the world famous band that's on the verge of a breakup was none other than that British hodgepodge of soaring balladeers known as Coldplay. What will wannabe artsy studio pictures use for their trailers?? Today we have a singer whose boyfriend pressures her into abortions, and a gold digging celebrity wife. More »

Which TV Actress Has Switched From Booze To Meth?

Yesterday one of you suggested that the authoress plagued by gambling debts was Margaret Atwood. Which I thought I was funny. Maybe she'll be forced to become a handmaid. Today we have a bunch of items for you, about a divorcing socialite, a rude TV sidekick, a band about to split up, and a pregnant star who's not being careful about her pregnancy. More »

Which Author Sold The Rights To Her Books To Pay Off A Bad Gambling Debt?

Yesterday you guys thought that the secretly gay hunk who would devastate all his lady fans if they knew was Robert Pattison from that new Twilight movie. Which, ha ha ha, I hope that's true and just want to watch everyone's faces at a Twilight convention when it's announced. Anyway! Today we have a supposedly virtuous singer whose stepping out on her husband, a writer with a bad gambling problem, and a pill popping young actress. More »

Which Relapsed Actress Melted Her BlackBerry With Drugs?

Good morning and happy Monday, dear friends. I may or may not have had a few drinks with the author of Gossip Girl over the weekend, so you'll excuse me if I quietly explode on the ground. While I'm doing that, you can entertain yourselves with blind items about a relapsed actress, a too-grabby actor, and, yes, a secretly gay actor. Shock! More »

Which TV Series Has Secretly Been Canceled?

Everyone thought that yesterday's secret tween heroin junkie was Gossip Girl's Taylor Momsen. I think this is sad, but according to her makeup, it is also true. Today we have an actor who almost lost his house, a blind item about Beyonce Knowles, fake celebrity friends, and a secretly canceled show. More »

Which Tween Star Is A Secret Junkie?

Yesterday you guys concluded that the sad lady who desperately tried to keep her reality show on the air was Denise Richards. Which I think is exactly right. So, well done all. Today we have a tween star with a secret heroin problem, a new mother who's doing drugs and drinking on the sly, and a performer who made up a scandal to get more famous (it didn't work.) More »

Which Movie Star Has A 'Limp Noodle' Problem In The Bedroom?

Yesterday you guys thought that the actor who got brutally rebuffed whilst trying to chat up a dame was Shia LaBeouf. I guess that lady saved herself from being brutally LaBeouf'd! Anyway, today we have a rapper with a very strict health food regimen, a gay basketball star!, an impotent fella, and a cheating husband. More »

Who Is Using His One-Night Stand With a Famous Actress To Further His Career?

Yesterday you guys thought that the show threatened by its actors' egos might be that Sarah Conner Chronicles With The Terminator show that Brian Austin Green is on. I'll take your word for it! Today we have a married star who's steppin' out on the wifey, an A-list star who got dissed publicly, and an actress who's getting sold out by her one night stand. More »

Which Obamaniac Actress Hopped In The Sack With a Conservative On Election Night?

I am back from vacation! I don't know why I'm exclamation marking that, because it's actually just kind of depressing! In honor of my return there is a blind item bonanza after the jump. We have a Lehman Brothers wife going on a shopping spree, a billionaire trying to sex it in the bathroom, PageSix using cutesy quotation marks to describe gay marriage!!!!!, one about Scarlett Johansson probably, and a bunch about some other people. Read them and discuss while I lie here on the floor, dreaming ever still of California! Sob! More »

Which Soap Star Started Sleeping With A Teenager?

It just might be that celebrities really have changed their ways for our new, hopier President, because they damn sure aren't doing things that will cause them to show up in blind items in the gossip pages. Richard, my colleague who is the heavy favorite for the 2008 PEN Literary Award for Eloquence in Blind Items, will be back on Monday, and the real dirt will surely start back up again by then. For today, all we have is a middle-aged soap opera star banging his producer's daughter, and an extremely vague "actor" who is "rude." Might as well read them, it's Friday: More »

Which Celebrity Demanded To Vote Ahead Of Everyone Else?

So, have you all signed up to feed the homeless, tutor a child, and read to the blind thanks to your lingering Obamamania? No. No you haven't. Instead you sit poised to judge the secret foibles of others, which, let's face it, is the right thing to do, because your clicks translate into solid American jobs in this shaky economy. The true patriots: you. Today in blind items, a celebrity chef who's cheating on his wife, a celebrity who hilariously misunderstands "democracy," and a paranoid singer secretly trailing her man: More »

Which Actor Covered Up A Sexual Assault In High School?

Did you expect that celebrities would all turn their attention to the election last night, and therefore the tabloids would refrain from printing scurrilous blind items on this day of historic import? You foolish, foolish bastard. Gossip does not "Change," nor does it "Hope." After the jump, an actor with a secret history of sexual assault, a fading socialite, a singer with dandruff, and a (possibly flack-concocted) item about the nicest actress in the whole wide world: More »

Which Action Hero Made Out With A Costumed Man This Halloween?

Today is election day, and the patriots among you should all be standing in long, demoralizing lines at polling centers right now, rather than reading tawdry celebrity gossip. But we're here to serve you, much like the Republican party. Yesterday you guessed that the starlet who couldn't stand her fake boyfriend was Blake Lively, and the socialite's sister banging an OJ witness was maybe one of the Kardashians. Only Jesus knows for sure! Today, an action hero actor's secret man-date for Halloween, a celebrity couple in trouble, and Borat be banging beau coup broads: More »

Which Starlet Can't Stand Kissing Her Fake Boyfriend?

Good morning! WHICH gossip blog editor who usually writes the blind items post went on vacation, and may or may not still be passed out from last night's unknown debaucheries? (IT'S RICHARD). Nevertheless, we're not going to let you, the public, go a single day without semi-slanderous thinly veiled celebrity gossip items to project your own insecurities upon. After the jump, a coke-sniffing wife of an athlete, a socialite's sister with two degrees of sexual separation from OJ Simpson, and a starlet who hates her "faux boyfriend." More »

Which Starlet Might Be Drunkorexic?

So basically you guys figured that yesterday's guy who likes to have sex with hookers on a pile of money could be anyone and everyone. And you are right. So, there. Today we have a film director robbed by hookers, a drunken actor, a star who is dating his stalker, and a girl who drinks way more than she eats. More »

Who Likes To Have Sex With Hookers, On Top Of A Pile Of Money?

There was one compelling theory yesterday that the star who unwittingly slept with his half sister was Usher, whose father is secretly Ben Vereen. Zoobilee Zoinks! Today we have a TV show that might be shut down because of its star's drug habit, an athlete and an 'entertainer' who are secretly dating, and a designer who loves a roll in the money hay with rentboys. More »

Who Accidentally Slept With His Sister?

Yesterday you guys figured that the balding foreign movie star had to be Jude Law. I think you're right. Good work, all of us! Today we have a singer with a bad BO problem, a tweensy star with a sex problem, a secretly married couple, and a guy who boned his sister. Yup. More »

Which 'Showmance' Is Hiding Two Big Gay Secrets?

Hello rainy Tuesday! Apologies for my absence yesterday, I was watching two friends get married. Yay for J & A. Onto the dirt. Today we have a teenage star who scared away her boyfriend, a couple having kinky sex, a balding star, a tantrum-throwing TV star, and a secret gay affair. Enjoy! More »

Which Actor Was Secretly Filmed Doing Drugs By An Undercover Reporter?

Yesterday you guys talked a lot about the celebrity couple who moves to a new home every time they want attention. Some thought it was TomKat, others Brangelina. Sadly you were all wrong. It was Home Improvement star Richard Karn and his beautiful wife, Tudi Roche. Today we have a Gerri Halliwell blind item!, a secret baby mama, an actor caught doing blow on camera, and an actress who will stop at nothing (nothing!) to get a role. More »

Which Famous Old Man Loves To Give Kids Drugs?

Yesterday we talked about a gay/gay/straight love triangle. A lot of you guys thought it Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronosn, and Chace Crawford. But that can't be, because there's supposed to be a straight person in the mix. Anyway, today we have an older famous lady giving out drugs to the youngins, a dim celebrity who's trying to be a lesbian, a singer attracted to a drag queen, a couple who moves to get attention, and a former beauty lost to drugs. More »

Who Is In The Gay/Straight Love Triangle?

Yesterday y'all seemed to think that the faking-it reality couple was either the Osbournes or Heidi and Spencer from The Hills. Both good guesses! I also chuckled at the suggestions that it was the Roloffs from Little People, Big World or Stella and Ratbones. Today we have a drug-addled reality star, a popstar who used to be a dud with the ladies, an escort-loving star, a gay/straight love triangle, and a TV star about to be fired. More »

Which Reality Show Lovers Are Living A Lie?

Though you were, as usual, somewhat divided, the majority of you seemed to think that yesterday's singer with a stealing husband was poor old Ashlee Simpson. Would serve her right, in my estimation. Anyway, today we have a tiny singer who's scared of getting caught with drugs, a reality show couple who's just pretending to be a couple (gasp!), and an actress dating a married man. More »

Which 'TV Pin-Up' Is Cheating On His Lady With Two Men?

Brr, it's cold in here. There must be some blind items in the atmosphere. (I apologize.) But seriously, it is cold this morning and there are a bunch of blind items. After the jump we have a TV star secretly dating not one but two dudes, a cradle robbing A lister, a TV show ruining America's reputation abroad (even more), crazy models, a nasty divorce, and a pop star who's about to be outed. More »

Who Is Trying To Keep His Baby a Secret?

Yesterday y'all chuckleheads figured that the scruffy actor giving away STDs like Zagnuts on Halloween was either Colin Farrell or Owen Wilson. Both are brave choices and probably both true. Today we have a celebrity who manically calls her Pilates instructor, a former rock star who is going blind, and a celebrity who is keeping his baby under wraps. More »

Which Actor Is Giving Lots Of Ladies A Dangerous STD?

Yesterday y'all figured that the mom addicted to 'hillbilly heroin' was none other than actual heroin addict Nicole Richie. I'm not so much surprised/disturbed by the unanimity as I am by the fact that you all seemed pretty confident that you knew what 'hillbilly heroin' was. So, um, good work? Today we have a dude with a drugs problem, an actor hanging out with drug dealers, a dangerously skinny new mom, and a scruffy guy sending ladies to the sex disease clinic. More »