1. Leighton Meester (Blair's no size 0)
2. Seacrest - sometimes the obvious answer IS the right one
3. no idea
4. Jessica Simpson
5. Dawson
6. Maybe Janet, but for some reason Fergie popped into my head...
@VadinRasmussen: You're wrong about Meester. She, like this Hayden person, is very short and has the bone structure of a little bird-- have you not seen her collarbones?
Lively, on the other hand, has some serious hips.
I watch Gossip Girl to feel better about myself. And I'm not trying to imply that Lively is anything other than gorgeous-- but that is a very sturdy girl.
Furthermore, her breasts are so obviously fake that I assume she's more than a little obsessed with her body. She probably needs to be reassured constantly that she's a size 0... even if it's not true.
2) Seascrest is too obvs. Jimmy Fallon has been seen at the Duplex, and they have TVs upstairs. But then, they don't like to be called a "gay bar" anymore than he would like to be called gay. For all we know, it could be the gang at Julius hissing about Jack Paar.
@Jamie Sommers: They don't speak anymore, apparently. Piven claimed Cusack was jealous of him, big falling-out. Although maybe they got back together over coke and hos.
6) Janet Jackson. I remember the chef at The Pit at RISD, I forget his name, he was an awesome flaming black gay man who insisted he had a copy of JET magazine with a picture of pregnant Janet with the Jacksons. He could go on about this long-standing rumor hours, it was great.
@fuzzywhat: Awesome. There is little as gratifying as spending time with a (preferably middle aged) flaming black man. This is a happy through line of some of the funniest times in my life.
@katastic: I think she does sometimes on Regis -- talks about what she made the kids for dinner the night before. And there are rumours their marriage is in trouble.
1. Sally Struthers, who has been showing up to the abandoned set of All in the Family for the last twenty years, reading lines to which no one responds and humming the theme song from Valley of the Dolls to herself in the most pathetic way possible.
2. Let me just say that I will never, ever watch Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer with a bunch of drunk queens again.
3. Bronson Pinchot and Mark Linn-Baker. Try as you might, but all the yelling in the world at 'Little Balky' is not going to make him work when you're higher than Anna Nicole on prescription refill day.
4. Zombie Maria Callas.
5. This is the most complicated The Price is Right game ever. Did she win the Showcase Showdown too?
6. It comes as no surprise that the dark secret of LaToya Jackson's birth has come to light. I only hope that Michael will realize that there's no shame in secretly being a woman.
5. One Tree Hill is also filmed in Wilmington, NC...my money is on super creep (yet super cute) Chad Michael Murray. Although calling him a C list actor is generous.
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2. Seacrest - sometimes the obvious answer IS the right one
3. no idea
4. Jessica Simpson
5. Dawson
6. Maybe Janet, but for some reason Fergie popped into my head...
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Lively, on the other hand, has some serious hips.
I watch Gossip Girl to feel better about myself. And I'm not trying to imply that Lively is anything other than gorgeous-- but that is a very sturdy girl.
Furthermore, her breasts are so obviously fake that I assume she's more than a little obsessed with her body. She probably needs to be reassured constantly that she's a size 0... even if it's not true.
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2) Seascrest is too obvs. Jimmy Fallon has been seen at the Duplex, and they have TVs upstairs. But then, they don't like to be called a "gay bar" anymore than he would like to be called gay. For all we know, it could be the gang at Julius hissing about Jack Paar.
3-6) I'm late for work.
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I hate that type of story it is so sad and unfair. :(
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2. Everyone
3. Everyone
4. Everyone
5. One of the kids from Roswell
6. Ms Janet
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Oh, come on. Why not just ask "Who does my hairdresser thinks is Gay?"
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5. I'd say is Chad Michael Murray, but now he's engaged to that hometown girl who was an extra on the show. Hmm.
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Anyway, on to today's guesses!
1. Blake Lively? She plays a teenager but she's not really a teenager, correct? Help me, Gossip people.
2. Ryan Seacrest.
3. Seth Rogen and James Franco.
4. Whatseherface. The cute singer and K addict. The one who sang "Smile." I deeply apologize for the Alzheimers. That Allen whippersnapper.
5. Jesse Metcalfe?
6. Janet Jackson.
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2. Let me just say that I will never, ever watch Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer with a bunch of drunk queens again.
3. Bronson Pinchot and Mark Linn-Baker. Try as you might, but all the yelling in the world at 'Little Balky' is not going to make him work when you're higher than Anna Nicole on prescription refill day.
4. Zombie Maria Callas.
5. This is the most complicated The Price is Right game ever. Did she win the Showcase Showdown too?
6. It comes as no surprise that the dark secret of LaToya Jackson's birth has come to light. I only hope that Michael will realize that there's no shame in secretly being a woman.
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5. One Tree Hill is also filmed in Wilmington, NC...my money is on super creep (yet super cute) Chad Michael Murray. Although calling him a C list actor is generous.
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6) Jack Nicholson deja vu.