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VadinRasmussen
12/11/08

In reply to Which TV Star Became a Creepy Stalker?
1. Leighton Meester (Blair's no size 0)
2. Seacrest - sometimes the obvious answer IS the right one
3. no idea
4. Jessica Simpson
5. Dawson
6. Maybe Janet, but for some reason Fergie popped into my head...
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hatey
12/12/08

@VadinRasmussen: You're wrong about Meester. She, like this Hayden person, is very short and has the bone structure of a little bird-- have you not seen her collarbones?

Lively, on the other hand, has some serious hips.

I watch Gossip Girl to feel better about myself. And I'm not trying to imply that Lively is anything other than gorgeous-- but that is a very sturdy girl.

Furthermore, her breasts are so obviously fake that I assume she's more than a little obsessed with her body. She probably needs to be reassured constantly that she's a size 0... even if it's not true.
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unclevanya
12/11/08

In reply to Which TV Star Became a Creepy Stalker?
1) Team Hayden

2) Seascrest is too obvs. Jimmy Fallon has been seen at the Duplex, and they have TVs upstairs. But then, they don't like to be called a "gay bar" anymore than he would like to be called gay. For all we know, it could be the gang at Julius hissing about Jack Paar.

3-6) I'm late for work.
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ObtuseIntolerant
12/11/08

In reply to Which TV Star Became a Creepy Stalker?
Is #6 Janet Jackson?

I hate that type of story it is so sad and unfair. :(
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ObtuseIntolerant
12/11/08

In reply to Which TV Star Became a Creepy Stalker?
#5 is SOOOOO James Van der Beek.
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Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
12/11/08

In reply to Which TV Star Became a Creepy Stalker?
1. Everyone
2. Everyone
3. Everyone
4. Everyone
5. One of the kids from Roswell
6. Ms Janet
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Jamie Sommers
12/11/08

In reply to Which TV Star Became a Creepy Stalker?
3. John Cusack and Jeremy Piven
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Trixie from Toronto
12/11/08

@Jamie Sommers: They don't speak anymore, apparently. Piven claimed Cusack was jealous of him, big falling-out. Although maybe they got back together over coke and hos.
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ObtuseIntolerant
12/11/08

@Trixie from Toronto: LOL. Coke and hos. Is that a Lil Wayne song yet?
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NotChoinski
12/11/08

In reply to Which TV Star Became a Creepy Stalker?
"Which handsome TV host is thought by patrons of at least one gay bar to be in the closet? "

Oh, come on. Why not just ask "Who does my hairdresser thinks is Gay?"
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LatestBy
12/11/08

In reply to Which TV Star Became a Creepy Stalker?
Rumor is that James VDB is g-a-y and was having an affair with the guy who played his father on the show and that's why the dad was killed off.
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fuzzywhat
12/11/08

In reply to Which TV Star Became a Creepy Stalker?
6) Janet Jackson. I remember the chef at The Pit at RISD, I forget his name, he was an awesome flaming black gay man who insisted he had a copy of JET magazine with a picture of pregnant Janet with the Jacksons. He could go on about this long-standing rumor hours, it was great.
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ObtuseIntolerant
12/11/08

@fuzzywhat: Awesome. There is little as gratifying as spending time with a (preferably middle aged) flaming black man. This is a happy through line of some of the funniest times in my life.
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JacquesPaysan
12/11/08

In reply to Which TV Star Became a Creepy Stalker?
I'm guessing #3 is Jack Nicholson and James Gandolfini.
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RocketRockit
12/11/08

In reply to Which TV Star Became a Creepy Stalker?
2. is Mario Lopez.

5. I'd say is Chad Michael Murray, but now he's engaged to that hometown girl who was an extra on the show. Hmm.
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Trixie from Toronto
12/11/08

In reply to Which TV Star Became a Creepy Stalker?
How did I miss yesterday's? I would have said Kelly Ripa rather than Gwyneth.

Anyway, on to today's guesses!

1. Blake Lively? She plays a teenager but she's not really a teenager, correct? Help me, Gossip people.

2. Ryan Seacrest.

3. Seth Rogen and James Franco.

4. Whatseherface. The cute singer and K addict. The one who sang "Smile." I deeply apologize for the Alzheimers. That Allen whippersnapper.

5. Jesse Metcalfe?

6. Janet Jackson.
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katastic
12/11/08

@Trixie from Toronto: Ripa? Really? Does she even pretend to be able to cook?
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Trixie from Toronto
12/11/08

@katastic: I think she does sometimes on Regis -- talks about what she made the kids for dinner the night before. And there are rumours their marriage is in trouble.
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OhBilly
12/11/08

@Trixie from Toronto: I think Jesse Metcalfe is a great guess. The timing is perfect.
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Trixie from Toronto
12/11/08

@OhBilly: It's just that isn't it filmed on the Hollywood Universal lot? There's no town.
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violettefay
12/11/08

@katastic: @Trixie from Toronto: Yeah, and she has all those ads for kitchen appliances where she bakes cupcakes to the tune of "I Dream of Jeannie."
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Private Hangnail
12/11/08

In reply to Which TV Star Became a Creepy Stalker?
1. Sally Struthers, who has been showing up to the abandoned set of All in the Family for the last twenty years, reading lines to which no one responds and humming the theme song from Valley of the Dolls to herself in the most pathetic way possible.

2. Let me just say that I will never, ever watch Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer with a bunch of drunk queens again.

3. Bronson Pinchot and Mark Linn-Baker. Try as you might, but all the yelling in the world at 'Little Balky' is not going to make him work when you're higher than Anna Nicole on prescription refill day.

4. Zombie Maria Callas.

5. This is the most complicated The Price is Right game ever. Did she win the Showcase Showdown too?

6. It comes as no surprise that the dark secret of LaToya Jackson's birth has come to light. I only hope that Michael will realize that there's no shame in secretly being a woman.
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ToadTheWetSprocket
12/11/08

In reply to Which TV Star Became a Creepy Stalker?
1. Hayden Panettiere or Blake Lively

5. One Tree Hill is also filmed in Wilmington, NC...my money is on super creep (yet super cute) Chad Michael Murray. Although calling him a C list actor is generous.
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cupcakes
12/11/08

@ToadTheWetSprocket: Oh good call on #1. Def Hayden. I hate her and now I know why.
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unclevanya
12/11/08

@ToadTheWetSprocket: Hayden sounds right. It if was Blake, it wouldn't be a blind item, it would be an Open Caption.
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The Real JR
12/11/08

In reply to Which TV Star Became a Creepy Stalker?
5) I'm getting a Dawson's Creek vibe here so I'm thinking James Van Der Beak (sp?)

6) Jack Nicholson deja vu.
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