1. "We have heard from a friend of this gay male escort that the escort is claiming to be involved in a romantic relationship with this Television and Film actor (whose sexuality remains ambiguous). The escort has been snapped with the star before, and even gone to events with him, but is claiming to have been in a relationship, one that is on and off. Not Chace Crawford." [BuzzFoto]

2. "This famous actor is a husband and a father and a role model to adoring fans. He's also a liar and a cheater and an adulterer and a magnet for women who want to sample the goods. While he doesn't have as much to lose as Tiger if his trysts were ever made public, he is a bit more careful about covering his tracks. In addition to his friends and family cell phone, he also carries a pre-paid cell phone solely for his booty calls. There is no announcement with his name on the voicemail, just a robotic phone number that could belong to anyone. And if he has to leave a message for anyone else on their cell, he doesn't leave his name, just "Hi, it's me returning your call," along with his number and a voice mail about "taking a meeting about a project." It's all about the plausible deniability. Does his wife know about this phone? Well, she does now, because we know she reads this site. Sorry about that, Girl, but you knew he was a dog long before you married him." [BlindGossip]

3. "This A list tweener has a problem. Well more than one problem but there are some things that can never be taught. Anyway, she had a boyfriend. Not exactly being a role model she got his name tattooed on her body in a place most people won't see for a few more months. Now though, she has a bigger problem than what people say about her tattoo and its location. She has a different boyfriend and he doesn't like opening the presents so to speak and seeing another name so our tweener is going to change it but can't decide if it should be the new boyfriend's name or something generic like don't chew gum with your mouth open." [CDaN]

1. "Who's been behaving even more badly behind the scenes? This guy! He's been famous for such a long time, he's become quite the narcissist. He just doesn't think the rules of life and scandals apply to him. Everyone loves me! Nobody will believe an opportunistic cocktail waitress over me! Well, Dude, what about two cocktail waitresses, two club hosts, a couple of hookers, and a stripper or two? Oh, yes, they'll be crawling out of the woodwork now. You can't blame the media for your bad behavior. You can't shill for millions of dollars of consumer goods as the epitome of a good guy and then claim privacy when it comes to light that your good guy act is a sham. Take your lumps and quit blaming everyone else, and you'll get past this scandal a lot faster." [BlindGossip]

2. "Coke mom doesn't get to spend all that much time with her child/ren. You would think what time she does spend with her child/ren would be quality. Well, nothing like this lesson. Coke Mom has her child/ren with her last week when she decided to stop by her dealer's house and make a buy. Well, Coke Mom wanted to be a good mom so decided bringing her child/ren into the house would probably not be a good idea. So, Coke Mom left her child/ren in the car while she bought some coke, took the time to sample some and the next thing you know there is a knock at the front door and it is Coke Mom's child/ren asking to use the bathroom because it has been two hours." [CDaN]

3. "This married B List Actress (Film and Television) had a very good Thanksgiving and Christmas. We're only hearing about it now, because soon the snow is going to hit the fan so to speak, but the whole story started back last November. Our Actress was at Thanksgiving with the family when she and her brother-in-law went for a so-called ‘grocery run.' Someone claimed they had run out of something silly like pie or whipped cream and both the Actress and the Brother-in-law volunteered to run to the store to go get it. The family was preoccupied so no one noticed how long the errand took, or the fact that when the two returned, their clothes were rumpled and they were panting and red-faced. That was allegedly the first incident. The next occurred at Christmas time when the couple met up again in the bathroom of the house they were having a party at. (As a side note, we heard that one of the little nieces or nephews were outside pounding on the door the whole time.) Anyway, the story goes that this Actress and her new lover only hook-up at family parties and gatherings and they get off on the fact that no one knows. However, the brother-in-law let it slip to a friend, who told our source and we're guessing the little family secret won't be quiet for long. Oh yeah, we hear the brother-in-law is married too.

Well, it turns out this couple has managed to not let anyone important find out yet and have decided to make it a yearly tradition. Back when we posted this Blind Item we got a few legal calls that kept us from revealing it, but this time, we heard it from a second source that hinted that on Thanksgiving the two naughty in-laws had a little second helping of love right before dessert. Maybe, just maybe we'll get to reveal this one soon!" [BuzzFoto]

1. "This A list female country singer just keeps on winning people over. At a recent event a paraplegic teenager in a wheelchair had been waiting with his mom for about two hours so he could meet his favorite singer and get her autograph and hopefully a picture with her. Well, after the event, the singer came by and said, "Don't you look cute in that chair." The teenager then asked for the singer's autograph and she said, "Oh sorry, not today, I'm too tired, but I hope you feel better soon." She then walked away." [CDaN]

2. "We don't want to come off as judgmental, but this item seems a little on the ‘taking advantage' side. This baby mama of a B/C lister has signed up for a Christmas charity for the third year in a row. Not signed up to donate, but to receive- as in getting new bikes, clothes, toys etc. for her little ones. We're not sure if she needs it or if she's taking advantage, but we do know the daddy seems to have plenty of money. Makes you wonder. Not Jude Law." [BuzzFoto]

3. "Some grownups enjoy a game of dress up now and then. This popular actor, though, takes it to a whole new level. When you spend the night with him, you'd better have some serious wardrobe changes available. His current favorite is "The Skier and The Pool Boy". His attire? Just a grape smuggler, a pair of flip flops, and a leaf skimmer. If you're his date, however, be prepared to dress in full ski gear, including ski boots, ski goggles, and mittens. Oh, and those last three items have to be kept on during the entire evening. He really likes to see the goggles get fogged up." [Blind Gossip]

4. "Which annoyingly boring movie actress/blogger took a runner by surprise when he poked his head round her trailer door to call her up for a scene? Her fiancee's (at the time, also a famous star) feet could be seen poking out from underneath her dress, obviously giving her a full MOT. She looked up and calmly said 'Not now Carlo.' That then became the crews response to any request from anyone much to the bemusement of the vapid Oscar winner.' [HolyMoly]

1. "This aging, but still known for her looks former B list television star from one of the most popular dramas of all time shared a story about the first time she had sex with her second husband. He had seen her on television with her famous hair and they were doing what people do and he reached for her hair at some point and he pulled her entire wig off showing off her almost entirely bald head. Apparently the episode kind of removed the lift from his engine so to speak and it was several weeks before they tried again." [CDaN]

2. "We know parents can be protective of their kids, but this television actress really crossed the line. Her child had complained that they had been verbally bullied by some of the other students in their class. So, during a recent parent/teacher conference, Mom confronted the child's teacher about the bullying. Their discussion rapidly deteriorated into a shouting match, with the actress standing over the teacher and jabbing her finger at the teacher's face. She accused the teacher of encouraging the other children to pick on her child because the teacher was jealous of the actress. The flustered teacher then had to explain that she did not even know that the actress still had a television show on the air. This totally caught the actress off guard. She wound up mumbling an apology and slinking out the door a few minutes later." [Blind Gossip]

3. "These two actors have always had a friendly rivalry in the press. We hear it's more friendly for one than the other. The bigger star, who has had more high profile movies and relationships does not know that the lesser celebrity is extremely jealous of him. We've learned that the jealous star has tried (unsuccessfully) to sabotage the work of the bigger star. But worst of all, he bragged to a friend of our source that he thinks he could break up the high profile relationship of his rival. He explained a plan he has to ‘test' the lady lover and believes he can steal her away, if only for one night. Not Matt Damon." [BuzzFoto]

1. "This super skinny A/B lister has always blamed her skinny weight on her incredible metabolism and good genes. Well, we know that every time she goes out to a restaurant, she purges her food in the bathroom. That's not the gossip here. The real story is why she does it. Her eating disorder apparently started as a diet competition between her and another celeb starlet. The two were competing for a very big role a few years ago (a role which our actress did not get) and the two openly made a goal to "underweight" one another. The celeb who got the part, lost the weight in a healthy way and moved on, but our star's ED stuck. So sad! Not Megan Fox." [BuzzFoto]

2. "As if this famous athlete doesn't have enough dang problems right now, you can add a couple more to the list. His wife knew that he had relied on a certain substance in the past to relieve his extreme bouts with performance anxiety. However she did not know until a couple of days ago that he has been experimenting with other substances that could get flagged during testing. The second problem he has is his penchant for women who are paid handsomely to be discreet about their extra-curricular activities with him. Word is that he likes to be punished for his bad behavior. He was subjected to harsh discipline from an early age, and he tells the women that he needs them to continue that tradition in order for him to be perfect. But don't expect either of these habits to come to the forefront in the coming months. Everyone is getting paid off to lie or to keep their trap shut." [Blind Gossip]

3. "At a recent movie premiere this married foreign born B-/C+ list movie actor appeared to out this former A list tweener and now B list movie actor. At the premiere our foreign born actor said to a group of people standing next with him, "well you know ______ is gay." He said it very loudly and in the same room as the former tweener, although he wasn't overheard by the former tweener. The former tweener's C list actress girlfriend was not in attendance but ourforeign born B- list movie actress wife was." [CDaN]

4. "Which openly gay journalist/author is secretly dating a male doctor from NY Presbyterian Hospital? The romance has to stay secret because no one knows the doctor is gay."
[P6]

5. "Which Wall Street wheeler-dealer and his wife have infuriated their horse-riding neighbors in upstate Bedford by closing off the bridle paths that riders had used for generations? 'It's really galling because they are weekenders who aren't even here most of the time,' said a neighbor." [P6]

1. "We've been saving this one for Thanksgiving time and you should know this story happened last year at a certain Celebrity's Thanksgiving table. It's no secret to the guests that came, but we still thought it was pretty interesting/strange and wanted to share it. Last year, this actress who has bragged about her cooking skills in the past, made a great Thanksgiving dinner for her friends and family. The dinner had a theme: Each guest was asked to bring a side dish laced with their favorite recreational drug of choice. The dinner was a hit, and full of crazy antics afterwards. Not Eva Longoria." [BuzzFoto]

2. "This celebrity couple is spinning some tall tales this Thanksgiving. They have each told their respective families that they can't attend Thanksgiving with them because their spouse has a film commitment out of town and they need to accompany them. Not true. Neither of them are working that day. They are actually just turning off their phones and staying home. Just them and the kid/s… and one spouse's Significant Other. How are they going to keep the kid/s quiet about how they really spent the holiday? Well, these two are such experienced liars, we'll bet their genes have already been passed down to the next generation." [Blind Gossip]

3. "Which up and coming Twilight actress lied about her background and said she lost her birth certificate so she would qualify for her part? She has told everyone she is adopted and Native/First Nations, but in reality has biological parents who raised her and is most definitely not Native/First Nations." [CDaN]

1. "We're not even sure why the magazines keep pushing it, but this couple who are said to be romantically involved, are actually nothing but. Sure, they're having fun playing with the press, but it's mostly because they are told it would be a good marketing strategy for their career. Everyone around them knows however, that they are just good friends, not lovers. One in all the media buzz is actually rumored to swing the other way. Not Chace Crawford." [BuzzFoto]

2. "This is the fourth time this actress has had her breasts done. The first time was supposed to be a simple enlargement. After kids she had them done a second time. While many women have breasts that don't match perfectly, hers were so lopsided that she had to wear an insert to even them out. The third time, the breasts were evenly sized, but looked rather cross-eyed if they weren't taped into position. Now they're perfect. But don't expect her to disclose any of this any time soon. She's had plenty of other plastic surgeries, and still denies, denies, denies she's ever had any work done." [Blind Gossip]

1. "There is a film that won't be in the theaters for at least another year. The schedule got pushed back because of casting issues. They were casting the male and female leads at approximately the same time. However, as soon as the female lead found out that a certain actor was ready to sign on the project, she bailed out, and the role had to be recast. The reason? The actress had some history with the actor. No, they hadn't dated before. But the actor did have a torrid affair with the actress' ex while they were dating. Instead of blaming her ex, she blamed the actor. She thinks that the actor is so charismatic and so charming that he must have manipulated her ex into doing something the ex greatly regretted down the road. There is still a lot of bad blood among the three of them. A couple of extra hints: the ex is also in the acting biz, and all three of these people usually have dark hair." [Blind Gossip]

2. "You just never know when and where you will run into a former A list television actor and producer and now a stumbling C list parody. Anyway, on Wednesday, our actor was in a drug store in Aldergrove, British Columbia, looking at herbal supplements. While he was looking a fellow customer grazed our actor with her basket. At that point our actor said, "watch where you are going," and being in Canada hip checked the woman into a neighboring shelf. The actor was in the store looking for a special herb. Why? The herb is the only one our actor trusts for eliminating the odor of booze on his breath. Our actor was also kicked out of a pizza place the night before for being drunk. The only time in the history of the place it had ever kicked out anyone." [CDaN]

3. "This female singer has a very unique hair style. She said she came up with the idea on her own. I'm sure she did after the fact. It was necessitated though by the fact she got into a fight with her idiot A list singer/producer boyfriend who took a pair of scissors and cut huge chunks of hair off our female singer's head." [CDaN]

4. "So what do you do if you are a brand new C list celebutard who in your mind thinks you are A list? Why you go up to women and start hitting on them and generally making an ass of yourself. This is especially evident when you walk up to a C+/B- list television actress from a hit for this network drama who is already known for not being friendly and who responds to the horrible pick up lines by saying, "Who in the f**k are you? Are you 12?" When the celebutard answered her our actress just laughed and turned away and told our celebutard to find someone else. Our celebutard then walked away with his bodyguard in tow. Yes, he really has a bodyguard and it really is funny." [CDaN]

The listing, preserved here for posterity, goes like this:

obama upper west side (West Village)
Date: 2009-11-20, 6:01PM EST
Reply to: job-ub4ww-1475290617@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

ATTN: I'm getting a lot of sarcastic emails. Don't bother sharing your wit with me: it's been done. And done. This is an UNPAID internship intended for a STUDENT and is a RESEARCH position that will give him experience and position on a prestige project. If you can't afford to work in a role that offers credit only, but no renumeration, this isn't for you. If you're the sort of person who has the spare time to respond sarcastically to Craigslist postings, this REALLY isn't for you. Thanks.

I'm working on a memoir, set in 1983, when I lived with Obama for a year.

The memoir is about my life and about what New York was like in 1983, and how we lived then, but Barack is obviously a player in the story. This is not a tell-all, it's a friendly, gentle and literate book.

I work full time in a highly visible career and would like to work with a research assistant to help me stay focused.

This is you:

You live in Manhattan and can visit the Village frequently.
Your living situation is stable, as is your personal life.
Your income is stable.
You can work with a six month window. (ok, maybe a year. it depends.)
You are a fantastic and empathetic listener.
You're creative and imaginative and a fine writer. You can shape material.
You don't drink or use drugs. No psychological disorders I have to deal with.
You are in a graduate writing program at NYU or Columbia.
You want an opportunity to work on a visible book.
You are dependable, timely, punctual and highly motivated to succeed.

This is an internship, not a paid position.

I have already begun, finally, this week, after thinking about it for a the last year. Now is the time. My agent is waiting on the first 100 pages. Let's go.

* Compensation: non-paying internship
* This is an internship job
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 1475290617

So: who do we have who needs an "intern" who is also in a graduate writing program? Or, otherwise: which Upper West Side asshole friend of Obama's hepcat days is now enough of a square to need an unpaid slave to help write their feeder-fish book and expect to be paid in the form of, maybe, a thank you in a book that has yet to be written on one year of Obama's life?

Have you applied for the job? You got any guesses? Shoot us an email or throw it in the comments. We'd love to know, 'cause, you know: we've got questions, too.

1. "This married/aging actress has put up with a lot throughout her celebrity marriage. She's practically raised the kids on her own, dealt with scandals and cheating and still managed to put on a happy face on the red carpet. Within this next year, she plans to finally leave her husband and make the divorce public. The current final straw? Not other women or drugs, but an addiction to World of Warcraft. We kid you not. Not Catherine Zeta Jones" [BuzzFoto]

2. "There is an actor on a television series who seems like he would be an interesting character to live with. That might not be the case for his wife, however. A couple of weeks ago, our actor came home from work a lot earlier than usual and found his wife in the hot tub with a neighbor of theirs. The neighbor, who is also an actor, is best known for his role on a classic TV show. The wife and neighbor, who were sitting on the same side of the hot tub and were somewhat intertwined when the actor emerged from the house, both jumped up, obviously startled. The neighbor explained that they were in the hot tub together because he had pulled his hamstring muscle playing tennis earlier that day, and the actor's wife had been kind enough to let him use the hot tub, to show him some stretching exercises, and to share a glass of wine with him. While we don't know if there is a generally accepted seating plan when it comes to neighbors and hot tubs, we think that this particular arrangement sounds mighty suspicious." [Blind Gossip]

3. "This former B list tween female singer and now a messed up D has made some very bad decisions over the past year or so but none compare to the one she made at a party in the past few nights. Since breaking up with her D list reality boyfriend she has been on the lookout for someone who can help with her career and put her back in the spotlight. Well, she found a B list rap star and he has been helping her out and paying for expenses, providing her drugs and has promised to help her with her new record. Everything was going fine until the party the other night when he threatened to take it all away unless she orally serviced a few of his friends at the party. She did. Stay tuned because she is going to a bigger party this week." [CDaN]

1. "This Hollywood Nice Guy Actor is actually anything but. We hear rumors, but cannot confirm, that he is actually very physically and verbally abusive to his spouse and family. This happens when he drinks mostly, but lately, he's back into the hard, hard drugs and then his antics get worse. He has brought women home and the wife has had to be the one to kick them out and help sober up the star. She's staying with him because she believes it would hurt the children more if they separated and she's worried about public image. Not Matt Damon." [BuzzFoto]

2. "There has been a lot of speculation over the past couple of months about her weight gain. Well, she's pregnant. However, due to a previous miscarriage, she will not be announcing until the cocoon is well into the second trimester. Will she start wearing more clothes when she becomes a mother? We hope so. Frankly, we think the girl is way too obsessed with spandex." [Blind Gossip]

3. "This really good looking A list movie actor has always had some questions raised about his sexuality. It turns out though that his female significant other is the one who, with the full knowledge of our actor has had a very long term affair with another woman who is also her business partner." [CDaN]

1. "This celebrity had a little malfunction last week. No, it wasn't a wardrobe malfunction (although she does have great style). It was a technical malfunction. Our celebrity, a television actress, is dating a non-famous guy. While she was out socializing late one night last week, she sent him a very private text message… along with a revealing photo of a private part of her anatomy. Unfortunately, instead of sending it to her boyfriend, she sent it to his mother (whose name was right below his in her directory). Whoops. The morals of this story – which we would love to see as a PSA – are: Don't drink and drive. Don't drink and text. Don't drink and photograph your hooha." [Blind Gossip]

2. "This A list female celebrity chef was overheard in a restaurant the other day. Nothing unusual about that right? I mean people are nosy and we strain our ears. Well, it turns out this celebrity chef who is married was discussing an affair she recently had with this B list male singer with A list name recognition and reputation. She wasn't shy about discussing the details either. I mean explicit, graphic details about what the two did to each other. Nothing out of the ordinary, but definitely not shy in recounting every last act. It does appear to have been a one time thing, but this is totally not what you expect from our chef and the image she tries to portray to the public." [CDaN]

3. "This Celebrity A/B list Dad, who is very loving and by all accounts a great father, has been dealing with a wayward child. The child, who has cost his family lots of time, money and energy because of his antics is now knee-deep into drugs. Along with that comes some very bad connections that can be very harmful and dangerous. Our celeb father has tried countless times to help his son, and after several interventions and other attempts, has never given up. We just heard from a source that this son just robbed his dad and took a large amount of money as well as priceless items to feed his addiction and to pay off some of these bad people. We will not be revealing this one because it is such a hard and private matter and we believe the dad has acted like any loving father would. We just thought it was an interesting story to share and maybe more commonplace than everyone would like to think. Not Tom Hanks." [BuzzFoto]

1. "This B- list television (hit network drama)and movie (meh) actress is known for being adventurous sexually but her latest twist is something that goes into a whole new realm. Over the past few years she has been seeing one particular C list cable actor and in the past few months he has been seeing not only the actress but also her mom. The actress knows about it, encourages it and makes it a condition of their continued romance." [CDaN]

2. "This television star has gained a lot of weight over the past couple of years. Because this has been an ongoing issue, s/he has started seeing a therapist to get to the root of the problem. It turns out that the star's hypocrisy in living one life in public – and a different one in private – creates anxiety and depression which, in turn, trigger binge eating. According to the therapist, the issue will not be resolved until our star comes out of the closet. The star is actually considering it, but is worried about the timing of the announcement, and its potential career and financial impact. Will their career wither? Will their finances suffer? While we don't know for sure, we do know that a competitor who has done so is thriving in a similar career." [Blind Gossip]

3. "Over the weekend, this award winning actress, who is supposed to be sober, was hardly discreet at the dinner table of an event when she did a line of cocaine that was in her compact. Not Christina Ricci." [BuzzFoto]

4. "There is a blog called PostSecret where people send in anonymous secrets and confessions in the form of a postcard. A current postcard reads " The morning after you hit our 10-year-old daughter, we all stood there and watched as a fan asked you for your autograph." The postcard is not embellished, and no other clues are given. Who could it be?" [Blind Gossip]

1. "These two celebrity couples aren't super close friends in public, but it's clear that they know each other. Everyone knows that the male half of Couple A used to work with the female half of Couple B over a period of time. Yes, we know, there were rumors flying around at the time that those two were involved in an off-screen fling. Although it was good publicity for the project, it's not true. But there was something more insidious going on behind the scenes. Something that didn't make the tabloids.

It turns out the female half of Couple A and the male half of Couple B were both so distraught over the rumors that their mates were cheating on them that they wound up spending a lot of time comforting each other. The comforting became so frequent and so physical that it resulted in a pregnancy. Now Couple A raising a child that is only half theirs. Fortunately for them, the child looks more like the Couple A mother than the Couple B father, but those in the know can definitely see the Couple B father in the facial features. One additional hint: all of the people involved have been actors at some point." [Blind Gossip]

1. "This engaged star goofed up last month. Although he is set to be married sometime in the future, and seems like a devoted boyfriend, we hear he had a little 'slip' in a nightclub bathroom. Our source said the cheating happened in the men's room, but will not comment if the other person involved was male or female. Not John Krasinski." [BuzzFoto]

2. "He is the lead actor of a current television series. He comes across as such a nice normal guy that it is hard to believe he is really odd behind closed doors. He likes it rough. No, not like "spank my butt" rough. More like "use your stiletto heel to step on my privates" rough. He can't get his wife to engage in these activities, but there are several women on the side with four-inch heels at the ready." [Blind Gossip]

3. "This actress/member of band/reality star recently had an operation to restore a good portion of one of her ears. She and her boyfriend got into an argument. He got her in a headlock and pulled all of her earrings out without removing the backs. With makeup and her long hair she can hide it from a distance but up close it is a mess and parts of her ear are a different color than others." [CDaN]

1. "This famous celebrity husband (mostly known for comedy) with a non-famous wife has convinced his spouse that every couple in Hollywood has threesomes. His wife was incredibly reluctant and refused for years, but he's threatened divorced and told her that bringing in another partner into their marriage just comes with the territory when you marry someone famous. Our source says the wife seems really insecure about the marriage and worried that she is going to lose the star, has finally decided to hire a prostitute for his upcoming birthday. Not Steve Carell." [BuzzFoto]

2. "This actor has been fighting off rumors about his sexuality for years. That's why it is curious that he isn't publicly announcing that he is engaged to be married to a very pretty girl. You would think that he would want to shout it from the hill tops, and soak up all the hetero kudos it would bring him. Instead, he's keeping it very quiet. We can only think of three reasons for this. First, that he is not as committed as the engagement implies. Second, that he doesn't want to scare off potential gay partners. Third, that he doesn't want any attention. Wait, scratch that last one. He loves the limelight. We smell disaster all over this one." [Blind Gossip]

3. "Which young urban act filmed themselves on their mobile phones shagging groupies then sat around watching the footage together on their tour bus? They invited one of their crew to join, or at the very least watch, but when he made excuses on account of the fact that he had a wife at home, the boys were incredibly apologetic and told him they didn't mean to disrespect his wife. How sweet." [PopBitch]

1. "He's a movie star, he is married, and he is gay. Out of respect for his wife, though, he only allows a boy in his bed when either one of the couple is traveling. Thoughtful, right? Well, it's rather creepy, because the last couple of guys he has been with bear a strange resemblance to his wife. So is he picking the boys because they resemble his wife, or did he pick his wife because she resembles the kind of boy he likes? Hard to say, but in either case, he has no intention of coming out of the closet any time soon. Oh, and yes, they are practically boys. He likes them young, but is pretty careful about them being of legal age." [Blind Gossip]

2. "This married A list television reality producer has always had a revolving door policy when it comes to the women with whom he has sex. However it seems that he has finally found just one woman he wants to have as his mistress and has cast the others aside. He wants to remain faithful to this mistress who also happens to be a B list reality star who seems to never have a boyfriend that sticks. Now you know why." [CDaN]

3. "This TV actor has been out of work for some time now, occasionally picking up spots here or there. (You might have even seen him in a commercial or two). He recently had a huge movie deal offer where he could play the supporting role of a very big name, but he turned it down because he felt it was beneath him. Not John Lehr." [BuzzFoto]

1. "These Celebrity BFFs are now settled in their lives and careers. Over drinks this last weekend, one of the stars told our source that in the beginning of the friendship, the ladies weren't sure if their budding friendship was something more. So, to test the waters, the two had a little make-out session, and got the urge out of their systems. After the little romp, the two laughed it off and decided their chemistry was strictly platonic. The two have been good buddies every since. Not Jennifer Aniston." [Buzz Foto]

2. "This good-looking and award-winning male actor has always been known as being rather vain. That's why it should come as no surprise that he is asked the director to help him mask his weight gain (he is a good 25-35 pounds heavier than when he first landed the role). He is especially self-conscious about how he appears when filmed from the side. We don't think he looks that bad with the extra weight (he has always been built like a tank), but the wardrobe person has fitted him with a men's compression girdle to help smooth him out. Just don't expect to see him unbuttoning his suit any time soon." [Blind Gossip]

3. "This Twilight star has joked about their big role before to the press, downplaying the appeal of the plot and movie and books. The star revealed to our source that they have now actually read the books and now has become a huge fan! Not Rob Pattinson." [Buzz Foto]

1. "Apparently this former B list movie actor and now probably a C, although with close to A name recognition has been scrambling because his beard relationship with his C list movie actress could be sinking quickly. The reason? Our actor thought he was on a private beach when he decided to lay out naked with his boyfriend. The next thing he knew, there were groups of tourists from a nearby hotel walking by and he is scared that someone recognized him and took pictures." [CDaN]

2. "This Hollywood couple's marriage is on the rocks. He may be the more famous of the two, but she has definitely been an important trophy wife for him. Since he still wants to save his marriage, it would be extremely inappropriate for him to be seen dating anyone. So, instead, he has been hiring girls for overnight dates at several thousand dollars a pop. Since he only lasts about five minutes, the girls are making about one thousand dollars a minute. However, they are obliged to stay awake while he whines on for hours about how upset he is that his marriage is falling apart. Does anyone else see the irony here?" [Blind Gossip]

3. "This C list television and movie actress has had quite the ride the past few years. She is probably as famous for one of her past relationships as she is for her acting. Anyway she used to be on a fairly hit cable show until two things happened. The producers of the show got tired of having their B+ list star of the show having sex with her and the star was starting to smoke too much meth with her to the point that nothing was getting done except the pair of them having sex and smoking meth." [CDaN]

1. "Dr. Arnie Klein – Michael Jackson's dermatologist – just did an interview with Harvey Levin of TMZ. One of the topics they discussed was Michael Jackson's peculiar habit of whipping out his privates in front of other people (including children) to pee in a cup so that he wouldn't have to walk down the hallway to the bathroom. Dr. Klein said he didn't think that the habit was all that unusual. Then he told a short story of a female country singer he knew. He said that she told him that when she lived in the country, she would purposely pee in the bed every night just to stay warm. Who might he be talking about?" [Blind Gossip]

2. "Remember when we told you about the wealthy singer who brings in a body-double for a wife, you know, to rub his feet and take care of him for her? Well, we heard that she also brings in a 'sex instructor' who coaches the husband on how to pleasure her correctly. The husband watches as the instructor demonstrates on the singer what's right and what's wrong. Not Christina Aguilera." [BuzzFoto]

3. "Which huge pop star is the subject of a ridiculous whispering campaign claiming he's the subject of an underage sex police investigation?" [PopBitch]

4. "This former B list television actress and now C list movie actress has been single for awhile. Maybe not for long though. At a recent event, our actress was supposed to walk the runway at a fashion show. When her time to walk approached, no one could find her. People were running around looking for her. They finally found her, umm, in her dressing room in the midst of full on sex. When told she needed to be on stage that second, she jumped up, pulled down her dress and walked the runway." [CDaN]