Isn't policy at this website to only say very encouragingly nice things about former employees? Or was that a misinterpretation made by some non-fawning journalist?
They'll be blogging, Twittering, and whining in public about a long line at the polls and the neighbor who defaced their "HOPE" posters or some shit before you know it. Just be patient.
It must be nice to have a lifestyle that affords month-long jaunts to Russia to meet long-lost loves. I should have gone to memoir-writing school instead of law school. I should have also developed a profound sense of my own importance, instead of this pesky knowledge that no one gives a shit. Sigh.
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Did I miss the part where Keith plays a mechanized infantry division and Emily plays South Ossetia?
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If you can stand it, look closely and you'll see how much they look like brother and sister. Perfect for two narcissists.
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Or, two "mehs" and a "I just got a bad peanut" face.
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They'll be blogging, Twittering, and whining in public about a long line at the polls and the neighbor who defaced their "HOPE" posters or some shit before you know it. Just be patient.
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Besides, everyone knows Jason Gould is Elliott Gould's daughter.
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Also, possibly true.