Are we getting prepped for another adventure in the Middle East? We had a bad impression of Iran to begin with, and now we are even more revolted by them than we are by the financial thugs. This happened just as Iran supposedly rejected our extended hand.
We clearly need to engage the Iranian government in meaningful dialogue. Let them know "we intend to mean business at some point if you keep this up for long enough by gum!"
In other news, American blogger Perez Hilton died in a KFC restroom on Wednesday. Authorities claim he'd chicken fingered himself to death. That is probably not a lie.
In what alternative reality would ESPN have the first female sportscasters? To my recollection, there women covering sports at ABC and CBS in the 60s. Fucking dimwit.
"Bored, anonymous, pathetic domestic terrorists who launched Obama's secret muslin career in their front rooms annoy me.
"I fuck, therefore I conceive. I want to fill my freezer with good, clean, healthy kids. That's what I was raised on. It is abundant and it is available here in Alaska, because I make the ladies pay for the rape kits. Schmape kits! All the more kids for me! That's what we eat. So that's why I hunt and why I fish. It attracts the kids.
"The secret to motherhood is you gotta have a good strong cervix made outta STEEL in there. I don't know if you can get STEEL commercially in New York. You'd have to come up here and visit me in my home, and I'll prepare it for ya. I know my STEEL cervixes. Cervixi? Hm. Willow! Get in the boat and go across to Pootin's library!
"Hot? Yes. Yes I am.
"Unprotected sex, and lots of it. That's the best way to stay warm.
"After a long day, I cry cry and cry about my wasted life and opportunities and how I used to be a beauty queen and play the flute and these days it's only the skin flute and the tanning bed and I went to that special alfalfa club place for a dinner and no one paid me no mind. Everyone cares more about Bristol's babies than mine. Baby. Baby. One baby. I gotta go now and fetch me some white-choc skinny latte frappucino mocha. Britney's coming over."
I like how she initially assumed that she could work at ESPN without moving to Bristol(pretty sure they were showing Huskies games and rugby at the time)
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"Bored, anonymous, pathetic domestic terrorists who launched Obama's secret muslin career in their front rooms annoy me.
"I fuck, therefore I conceive. I want to fill my freezer with good, clean, healthy kids. That's what I was raised on. It is abundant and it is available here in Alaska, because I make the ladies pay for the rape kits. Schmape kits! All the more kids for me! That's what we eat. So that's why I hunt and why I fish. It attracts the kids.
"The secret to motherhood is you gotta have a good strong cervix made outta STEEL in there. I don't know if you can get STEEL commercially in New York. You'd have to come up here and visit me in my home, and I'll prepare it for ya. I know my STEEL cervixes. Cervixi? Hm. Willow! Get in the boat and go across to Pootin's library!
"Hot? Yes. Yes I am.
"Unprotected sex, and lots of it. That's the best way to stay warm.
"After a long day, I cry cry and cry about my wasted life and opportunities and how I used to be a beauty queen and play the flute and these days it's only the skin flute and the tanning bed and I went to that special alfalfa club place for a dinner and no one paid me no mind. Everyone cares more about Bristol's babies than mine. Baby. Baby. One baby. I gotta go now and fetch me some white-choc skinny latte frappucino mocha. Britney's coming over."
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