"And the rare moment when I'm walking past a homeless dude selling
some acrylic gloves and pleather cellphone holders and I hear "Promiscuous," I think, damn, wish I were in college"
How poetic and insightful. I wonder if she is really so insufferable in real life.
If after this reading you still fail to appreciate the comparative charm and wit of the Hipster Grifter, then there is nothing that I or anyone else can do for you.
@skahammer: You are the proud winner of a dinner for two at my new gourmet weiner stand "Hot Dog Hallway" on Ludlow St. (unless the cops make us move.)
llongots: stateless phillipino headhunters; a society in which a man may have prestige due to the size of his balls, but no towering piles of pancit luglug. I mean, really, do we have to tell you guys everything? #salmanrushdie
Nothing screams "my standards are so high that I only date models and award-winning authors" like letting a random guy on a bus suck on your toes. #salmanrushdie
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some acrylic gloves and pleather cellphone holders and I hear "Promiscuous," I think, damn, wish I were in college"
How poetic and insightful. I wonder if she is really so insufferable in real life.
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[www.newamerica.net]
Conservatives pretending to be hip again. You can almost always tell it's them by the bitter aftertaste. #salmanrushdie
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Salman Rushdie likes this. #salmanrushdie
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Keep up the good work. #salmanrushdie
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