• Here is a picture of a 95-year-old grandma with a horn growing out of her head. [z.madison ] More »
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    Comment by slinkimalinki: @Sally Tomato: eh. she's not living up to her obligations unless she's prancing on a rainbow. more » | Other threads

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  • News stories about homosexuals are designed to drive the gays crazy. [World Class Stupid] More »
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    Comment by Pope John Peeps II: Naw. It's just the titanic self-importance some mos have (including my friends) to say that there were no problems in... more » | Other threads

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  • In honor of the ANTM finale tonight, here is a still from last week's episode. [lol gay] More »
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    Comment by Pope John Peeps II: Also, he's ugly. There's a fine for that in NYC, right? more » | Other threads

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  • Ten books assured to creep out fellow commuters. [trybecca] More »
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    Comment by phil anderson: @bicoastalite: Even though I've been told many a time not to judge a book by it's cover, after clicking that... more » | Other threads

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  • To Bee or Not To Bee? Sorry. It's Friday. [midwesterner in nyc] More »
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    Comment by Pope John Peeps II: @softsounds: I'm sorry, you said that like you expected any other possible outcome. There is nothing in any of these... more » | Other threads

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  • "Find the Outcast" advertising. Thumbs up, N.Y.U. [copyranter] More »
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    Comment by sloppy_seconds: Um, the point of linking to an "invitation-only" (oh, that's okay, I'll just pass) blog is what now? more » | Other threads

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  • Admit it, you secretly want cystic fibrosis to succeed. [Banterist] More »
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  • Fun ways to die! [rubber buns and liquor] More »
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  • People in Vietnam are trying to get Human Rights status for a chimp. Maybe they should try doing that for some of their own citizens first? [associated content] More »
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    Comment by jacque l: Sorry about the Vietnam, Vienna mix-up. I was really tired this morning when I wrote that. And really drunk. more » | Other threads

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  • If you can't avoid Times Square, the only thing to do while in NeonPanicLand is drink tons. [lost city ny] More »
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    Comment by Pope John Peeps II: Everyone also knows the blogs of sane people only have a single, interesting page...........Which is why I still check crazy... more » | Other threads

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  • Copyranter, the man who hates bad ads, is on vacation in Paris. Apportez sur le snark! [copyranter] More »
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    Comment by HokeCabit: Not to spoil the party or anything, but Ms. "One D at a Time" had better make sure she has... more » | Other threads

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  • Repeatedly dating people with the same first name. Plus: It's a surefire way to eliminate that awkwardness after you've called out your ex's name in bed. Minus: You have O.C.D. [trybecca] More »
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    Comment by eric: Oh my god. Don't they know you can't do thinks like that without consulting Al Sharpton first?!? more » | Other threads

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  • Being an all-star track bike polo player. [razor apple] More »
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    Comment by noneother: @KarenUhOh: awesome. more » | Other threads

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  • Community-building office experiment results in actual community! [the company bitch] More »
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  • All about Paris Hilton's innards. [gothamist] More »
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    Comment by kthnx: In my opinion, the weirdest thing about that facebook group is that it was created by somebody named "Maite Cubilette."... more » | Other threads

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  • TOYGERS! [corporate casual] More »
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    Comment by LowConcept: Wooden computers for nearly $3K are better than $20 twigs. http://www.woodcontour.com/ more » | Other threads

  • metro
  • Yesterday it was old-school Nickelodeon shows; today it's important films like Mallrats, Reality Bites and Empire Records. [this girl called automatic win] More »
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    Comment by GorgeousGeorge: @Seeräuber Jenny: Grazie mille. more » | Other threads

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  • The new Landmarc opens in the Time Warner Center. Obligatory review follows. [love bites] More »
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    Comment by cmd: great, now i have the theme song for Roundhouse stuck in my head. Join me please? Whenever my life get's me... more » | Other threads

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  • American Apparel does dark things to women, esteem. [trybecca] More »
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    Comment by jacque l: @HellKatonWheelz: Yeah, too bad I didn't get to see that. Really sounds like something to write home about (if my... more » | Other threads

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  • Hey New York City, meet Myspace user ~Luke~! He hopes to move out of Des Monies and make it here someday! [fast hugs] More »
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    Comment by The Cajun Boy: nice work fast hugs. i'm pissed that i didn't come up with that one myself. more » | Other threads

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  • Cleaner subways! [2nd ave sagas] More »
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    Comment by meese: one of my earliest memories of new york was sitting with my older sister (10 years older, in college at... more » | Other threads

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  • Great rack, Einstein! [Heaneyland] More »
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    Comment by ellagood: awww, her eyes are just closed from the cumshots. happens to us chesty girls, honey. more » | Other threads

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  • A woman comes home with her date to find her eyeless, yes eyeless, black cat playing with a tampon. We're in love. [wired berries] More »
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    Comment by lovelyday: iMmortal (for the resurrection iPod). or iCicle iMmortal...which actually sounds like the name a of a crap christian pop group. more » | Other threads

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  • Here's a post about Carlos Mencia being offensively racist. Where's the post about him being offensively unfunny? [why don't we get drunk and blog?] More »
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    Comment by iantenna: carlos mencia is a completely self-hating fuckface and it's a shame that at this point he's probably the most vocal... more » | Other threads

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  • Kids are talking, parents aren't listening. [overheard in ny] More »
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    Comment by mediahohoho: All of y'all: On the internets, no one knows you're a hopeless loser. more » | Other threads

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  • A history of user feedback on the Internets. [Ftrain] More »
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    Comment by priestess: Rachael Ray's smile can be seen from space. In other words, why isn't she promoting toothpaste? more » | Other threads

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  • Finally! A Blogger Code of Common Sense! [hot johnny] More »
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  • Chuck Palahniuk claims another "victim" with his gross-out short-story, "Guts." How 2004. And fake. [pink india ink] More »
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    Comment by Sally Tomato: You know what they say, Less is More. Especially in the case of Shirley the Great. That was... more » | Other threads

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  • We won't lie, it's a huge bummer for a little kid to finally realize that the bologna he's eating was once a cute, little, oink oinking Wilbur... [the ugly volvo] More »
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    Comment by tonilost: I'll never forget my grandfather in his Bela Lugosi accent telling me that bologna was made from the tail... more » | Other threads

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  • A whole blog dedicated to the dizzying matrix of horror and incompetence that is Duane Reade? We'll take it! [i hate duane reade] More »
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    Comment by plasticaisle: Not true. There USED to be small, family owned drug stores and NY USED to be a mom and... more » | Other threads

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  • New punk rock capital of America: Myrtle Beach? [fishbowl ny] More »
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    Comment by district: Too seriously delicious for public consumption, apparently. You can keep people from reading your blog now? I must... more » | Other threads

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  • This installment of the "Mets Update for Girls" works so well because it doesn't attempt to explain anything about the game of baseball (or the Mets really). [brooklyn skeptic] More »
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    Comment by Clare: Sports for girls? We got sports for girls right here. more » | Other threads

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  • "Jungle" is not an adjective we'd use when describing bi-racial booty. [cajun boy in the city] More »
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    Comment by MikeyMelbournePDD: @ellagood: Sorry, but I will only partake in the "$100,000 Pyramid", adjusted for inflation ($171,079.35 Pyramid!). more » | Other threads

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  • Why didn't we know about this sooner? Ladies, it's throb-on central! So don't say we didn't warn you. [hot chicks with douchebags] More »
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    Comment by Clarence Rosario: Hot Chicks With Douchebags: the new icanhascheezburger. more » | Other threads

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  • Mmmm... brittle, tasteless crackers for seven days. Happy Passover! [fast hugs] More »
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    Comment by hjih: whoever wrote "look down, because your dick is probably in your cat" deserves a gold star of their own. unless... more » | Other threads

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  • No one enjoys Match Game as much as us. Viva la Brett Somers! [the tomato diaries] More »
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    Comment by phil anderson: "Stop crying, you little bitch losers," and that photo... Not really a blog link, but the best fucking thing... more » | Other threads

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  • Manhattan Mini-Storage's AD campaign is really serving up the truth. We think? [metblog nyc] More »
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  • For just $40, Mel Lafsky of Opinionistas fame will teach you to blog. Careful, she's sort of a feminist! [Opinionistas] More »
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    Comment by clergymen from molluscs: Alex Ross said in the New Yorker that if Don Giovanni were played in public places it would "spread... more » | Other threads

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  • Whether or not your dreams are your ticket out, this seems like a remarkably labor-intensive idea. [Ironic Sans] More »
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    Comment by Jonathan-8-Smith: @Chief Wahoo: "Dream sequence" lmao. more » | Other threads