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Band manager discovers that we're all a little emo. Apparently she can't get over her ex-boyfriend in the same way we can't get over her line about a Linkin Park album being brilliant. [disappear here]
Street fairs: awesome or suck? Depends on how much you need to have grilled corn, candy apples, bonsai trees, knit sweaters, and shitty NYC photo art in one convenient location. [ met blogs nyc]
Hanging out in separate bathtubs is not a good boner euphemism. Besides, aren't dudes on Cialis too old to use bathtubs? Separate shower benches are more accurate. [this is what we do now]
Someone has come to the conclusion that dating can be a painful, tiresome process. Who knew? [you're not in kansas anymore]
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Here is a picture of a 95-year-old grandma with a horn growing out of her head. [z.madison ]
More Missed Connections pranks: Now featuring guidos! [cajun boy]
College Callgirl also has fun with Craigslist. [college callgirl]
Listen, getting totally hammered and making out with some hipster who turns out to be the co-founder of College Humor is totally not a big deal. Unless he reads this and emails you. Boy, that'd be awkward! Let us know! [pink india ink]
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The Shame Of It All
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News stories about homosexuals are designed to drive the gays crazy. [World Class Stupid]
Wikipedia posits the theory that most of television is taking place during the final episode of "St. Elsewhere." [Roth Brothers]
Here's a handy guide to the friendly folks you'll meet at the OTB. [Ghosts of Wanye Fontes]
Your subway system, graded. [Second Avenue Sagas]
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Theories And Analyses
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In honor of the ANTM finale tonight, here is a still from last week's episode. [lol gay]
Fun Summer Reading Alert: Pride and Prejudice!? We're still trying track down a copy of this. [world class stupid]
Reflections on 17 years of working for "the Man", earning a million dollars. Sorry to hear about all your troubles, Mr. Poor-y McBroke-ington, but half of us can't afford a whole sandwich right now. [previously owned]
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I See One Lovely Lady Standing Before Me
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Ten books assured to creep out fellow commuters. [trybecca]
If David Blaine jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge... at least one of our prayers might be answered. [brooklyn record]
A 24 spin-off for kids sounds pretty sweet, especially if turns out to be anything like Human Giant's Lil' 9/11. [ironic sans]
Finding a dead rat carcass in a pile of your unwashed clothes should be a transforming moment in your life. [zfs]
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Books, Brats, Pricks, Rats
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To Bee or Not To Bee? Sorry. It's Friday. [midwesterner in nyc]
Beef is making a comeback, thanks to Donald Trump. [adfreak]
Having your girlfriend write your blog is the new having your girlfriend do the laundry. [redacted]
We think that when you tell people of a certain generation you have a website they undoubtedly think it's a porn thing. What can you do? Other than post pictures of your tits and prove them right. [dooce]
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Bees, Beef and Bloggers
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"Find the Outcast" advertising. Thumbs up, N.Y.U. [copyranter]
Guess what? Walking around Prague with a cat on a leash doesn't say, "Oh, I'm so funny and quirky," it says, "I'm a crazy asshole who thinks the world is my own personal Romper Room." [firing my editor]
A wedding in Madison Square Park catered by Shake Shack sounds great, until you consider that a homeless dude will probably take a poo in his pants right next to your future mother-in-law. [the tomato diaries]
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Dream Wedding!
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Admit it, you secretly want cystic fibrosis to succeed. [Banterist]
Whatever "reduplication" is, it makes for wacky poetry. [Ironic Sans]
New Yorker critic Alex Ross scores next Fashion Week. [The Rest Is Noise]
Remembering Longchamps. [Lost City]
Stephen Holden: Hungry Times film critic. [Estellalovesmusic]
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Stay Hungry
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Fun ways to die! [rubber buns and liquor]
Fun with Mad Libs! [the morning news]
Fun with jiu jitsu! [corporate casual]
Fun with neighbors! [pink India ink]
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Everybody Have Fun!
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People in Vietnam are trying to get Human Rights status for a chimp. Maybe they should try doing that for some of their own citizens first? [associated content]
It must be great for Midwesterners to come to New York and hear everyone who lives here talking about how the rest of America is dumb and fat and lazy. It's like a European vacation, in English, with way less smoke. [prose before hos]
Sacha Baron Cohen's mustache to join SAG for Freddie Mercury role. [free williamsburg]
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Freddie Mercury's Perfect Mustache
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If you can't avoid Times Square, the only thing to do while in NeonPanicLand is drink tons. [lost city ny]
Capoeira makes white people look bad. [brooklyn record]
If you leave a bag unattended even for a half a minute, it is a signal that you want to get your stuff stolen. [meta mirror]
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Oh, The Things We'll Never Do!
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Copyranter, the man who hates bad ads, is on vacation in Paris. Apportez sur le snark! [copyranter]
Isaiah Washington is scheduled to film gay rights PSA spots to atone for his sins. Bloggers are waiting to mock them to death. [adfreak]
The finalists of One D's Reader's Pole '07 are in. (It's a penis contest.) NSFW, at all. [one d at a time]
Everyone is obsessed with Bjork all over again. [brooklyn vegan]
Is Edward Fortyhands an urban legend? Well, it's legendary! [almost literary]
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Breaking News And Naked Pictures
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Repeatedly dating people with the same first name. Plus: It's a surefire way to eliminate that awkwardness after you've called out your ex's name in bed. Minus: You have O.C.D. [trybecca]
Natasha from ANTM in blackface. Plus: Laughs! Right? Minus: Racism. [the search for love in manhattan]
Being a stay at home Mom. Plus: Spending QT with your weird little son. Minus: Wearing outfits that your weird little son puts together for you and convincing yourself it looks good.[ stay at aum mom ]
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Pluses and Minuses
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Being an all-star track bike polo player. [razor apple]
Almost having your hooker cover blown. [confessions of a college callgirl]
The moments before and after you get a brain tumor removed. [deus ex malcontent]
Playing illegal poker tournaments in a strange Midtown locales while undergoing gastrointestinal distress. [why don't we get drunk and blog?]
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Experiences To Which You May Not Relate
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Community-building office experiment results in actual community! [the company bitch]
The Japanese could really turn Coney Island into something amazing! Fake, but amazing! Think about it! [gowanus lounge]
Trannie teens explain gender theory with concision. [overheard in ny]
World's most brilliant Firefox extension puts the cussing back in your internets. [ironic sans]
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Coney Island Year-Round
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All about Paris Hilton's innards. [gothamist]
All about eighth and ninth grade dating politics. [ivy gate]
All about Bobby Goldsboro. [fitted sweats]
All about Mario Batali's musical tastes. [the gurgling cod]
All about a parody of a parody. Of a parody? [YM]
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Learn Five Things!
Three Things We Can't Believe Exist!
TOYGERS! [corporate casual]
A twig hook—for only $20![apartment therapy nyc]
That guy who's still trying to "find himself." [forkspilt]
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Yesterday it was old-school Nickelodeon shows; today it's important films like Mallrats, Reality Bites and Empire Records. [this girl called automatic win]
Nine circles of hell, New York style. [you look really great]
What do parents have against their kids looking normal and doing normal stuff? [copyranter]
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