I will use Lachey's display of the glory of the American educational system as an excuse to relate the following transcript of a conversation I overheard at the prepared-foods counter at Bristol Farm last night:
Blonde girl (pointing at mozzarella balls): Mozzarella. Is that cheese?
Polite counterwoman who manages not to roll her eyes: Yes.
Blonde girl: Then I want half a pound. No, wait. Is a quarter pound less than half a pound?
Counterwoman: Yes.
Blonde girl: (sounding very pleased with herself) Really?? OK - quarter pound!
@SaraRueful: I was thinking the same thing. I love Richard Dawson. Although, I think some of the guests on the Family Feud didn't appreciate his touching, if you know what I mean.
Man, growing up I was never much of a Saget fan (mostly because of "Full House") but after maturing I find him incredibly entertaining! So in short..I am now a huge fan of him.
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But don't change it, I laughed.
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Blonde girl (pointing at mozzarella balls): Mozzarella. Is that cheese?
Polite counterwoman who manages not to roll her eyes: Yes.
Blonde girl: Then I want half a pound. No, wait. Is a quarter pound less than half a pound?
Counterwoman: Yes.
Blonde girl: (sounding very pleased with herself) Really?? OK - quarter pound!
Me: *sigh*
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SO WHAT? WHO CAAAHES?
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Also, Richard, when did you sprout a last name? (I mean, I knew what it was, but I'm not used to seeing it!)
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Oh, and Nick can make as many mistakes as he wants. He has.. OTHER.. talents.
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Oh and Bob Saget smokes pot?? Who'd a thunk it?
Answer: Me.
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