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    Image of Lulupasternak Lulupasternak
    05/05/09

    In reply to Things That Former Reporters Do
    Book deal! I smell book deal! Her hubby to be is a software developer, so he's not exactly Mr. Off-the-Grid, is he?
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    05/05/09

    @Lulupasternak:


    Someone has to pay for all that quiet rural simplicity, with high-speed internet and two hybrid-SUVs in the driveway...

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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    05/05/09

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    The only reason these past-tense Yuppies can afford farms is that the farmers have been bankrupted by the banks and are now working at Wendy's and living in motels.
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    05/04/09

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    Stripping is also on the table.
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    05/04/09

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    I keep dreaming about just moving to the country, working on a farm, teaching the dog to hunt for valuable truffles. Makes me feel like Larry Sanders or something.
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    Image of Omitofo Omitofo
    05/04/09

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    Um= I'd love to live in a country house on a farm.....but who will pay for that? oh the man/rich family, I forgot. damn, I need to find a wealthy family since mine isn't really providing.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/04/09

    @Omitofo:


    That reminds me... we should brace for a deluge of divorces and separations in coming months. Partner can't provide? Suddenly it's not so easy to put up with their snoring.

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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    05/05/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming:


    This is totally my dating plan for the next few years. I'm the delightful, rational, fun-loving girlfriend who replaces the demanding skinnybitch golddigger wife.
    I expect to be very busy...

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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    05/04/09

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    She's a lesbian? Because otherwise, it's fiance, with one "e."


    OK, so I'm an editor. Is that so wrong?

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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    05/04/09

    @Hydroceph: The car in front of me on the way home had a vanity plate reading fiance. I could not think of vomit-free story behind the plate.
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    05/04/09

    @Hydroceph: The Internet needs more editors. Keep fighting the good fight.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    05/04/09

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    What's wrong with becoming a farmer? My dream place would be a luxury tree house with a super fast broadband connection. It's all about living off the grid!
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/04/09

    @Cheap Shot:


    I think there's a resort like that in Kenya

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    Image of EleanorRigby EleanorRigby
    05/04/09

    @Cheap Shot: Um, replace tree house with "cabin in a meadow" and that's what I tell everyone I want out of life.
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