You know how every year, some magazine sends someone to infiltrate the Bohemian Grove, the secretive annual toga party for rich old WASPs? They decided to make it easy on everyone by meeting up at Elaine's this weekend.

Is there any mystique left to Bohemian Grove, the industrialists' clubhouse among the redwoods north of San Francisco? A 61-year-old Vanity Fair writer snuck in, joining a tradition almost as old as the Grove.