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gossip roundup
Britney Spears Has Your Conservatorship Right Here
gossip roundup
Sometimes A Butterscotch Pony Gets Depressed
the angry poors
Crazed British Children Want To Destroy Your Airplanes!
Literally dozens of menacing long-haired young people have set up eco-camps around London's Heathrow airport, claiming that airplanes are bad for children and other living things and that you can't hug a child with a nuclear airplane and what if British Airways had to hold a bake sale and all the schools got free upgrades to first class? Apparently these youth believe that airplanes are a significant cause of so-called "global warming" and that nobody should fly in them—that we should all just hop around on giant toadstools and live off the magical power of the wind. The protesters, all of whom are out-of-country millionaires due to the insane value of the English pound, expect to be visited over the next week by green-sympathizers like Bono, Jann Wenner and Graydon Carter, each of whom will arrive in his own private jet.
Heathrow eco-protesters steal a march on police [Guardian]
Heathrow climate camp [Guardian]
gossip roundup
Penelope Cruz Is Helping Bono Figure Some Things Out
heart of darkness
Celebrities Almost Make Africa Interesting Again
Hey, so the Vanity Fair Africa issue hit newsstands today! Guest-edited by Bono! We rushed out to get our copy and brought it to the office where we realized that, you know, we're kind of shallow. Isn't Africa kind of last fall? We don't have the attention spans for that stuff. You know what we do care about, though? Celebrities! And with twenty different celebrity-studded covers, the magazine kept up involved for a good five minutes looking at the Annie Leibovitz compositions. Each one blends one subject from the previous cover, so you've got your Don Cheadle and Barack Obama giving way to Barack and Muhammad Ali. Here's a handy guide to who you'll want to look for at the newsstand. More »Bono Fights Billy Squier's Unforgettable Fireplace
When Bono is through chillaxing with The Edge and saving Africa, all he wants is to spend some quality time with his family in their San Remo penthouse. But according to the Times, ex-rocker and fellow San Remo resident Billy Squier's chimney is blowing smoke into Bono's pad, giving the singer no small amount of strife and his asthmatic daughter no small amount of attacks. Can't a man enjoy a pine-scented evening spent rehashing his astounding fall from fame in the privacy of his own home? But isn't also true that for $14.5 million, Bono's daughter should be able to live a long and at least sort of healthy life? There's only one way to decide. To the tape! More »
portfolio
We Read 'Portfolio' So You Don't Have To
Let us begin with the cover of Portfolio. It's a gilded city image, a metropolis of lit-up office windows in earth tones, oddly, as it is supposed to be an homage to Berenice Abbott. (A funny reference, as she was told that New York City was too toxic for her to live in and so she left.) Publisher David Carey and Editor in Chief Joanne Lipman are shown in the Times this morning comparing their cover favorably to a recent Fortune cover, with Carey saying, "We're not giving you peas and carrots. We want to capture that glamour." By that measure things are certainly already a success; the magazine certainly weighs as much as Glamour. More »
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Media Bubble: Couric &. Co. Mostly Just Co. When It Comes To Big Decisions
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