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Celebs the Only Ones Who Can Change the World

The visual shortcut for celebs-in-philanthropy is Natalie Portman looking fresh-faced in a t-shirt — at least in Sunday's NYT Magazine article, "The Celebrity Solution." As PR man Howard Bragman puts it, "You can't just get $20 million a picture, you've got to serve turkeys to the poor, too." Our favorite part is the faux-naivete Portman adopts when explaining that her celebrity facilitates getting pet cause a meeting on Capitol Hill: More »

gossip roundup

Britney Spears Has Your Conservatorship Right Here

  • Britney Spears' stupid dad took away her stupid booze and set her bedtime at stupid 11 o'clock, but he can't make her keep on her underwear, ha ha! Despite having a Vagina Of Freedom, Spears doesn't get to see her sons, even though K-Fed thinks the toddlers would be a more mature influence on the troubled singer than alleged grown men Sam Lufti and Adnan Ghalib.
  • Amy Winehouse had no idea her husband might have been trading her autographed pictures for heroin, even though he had just been treated in jail for an overdose. She thought it was for cigarettes and so forth! [Showbiz Spy]
  • U2 threatened a new double album based on their experiences in countries that hate precious American freedoms. [Reuters]
  • Kirstie Alley will personally teach you to lose weight, probably the insane Scientology way, after she was booted by Jenny Craig. [People]
  • If TMZ did not exist, who would publish pictures of Pete Doherty's rotting teeth?
  • Actor Orlando Bloom just slept over at Miranda Kerr's house. Don't deny it, there's video. There, there. Go ahead, let it out. [TMZ]
  • Here's the new guy who decides if you will get into the Waverly Inn and, wow, he's getting a friendly notice in Page Six! Well played, Posties. Well played.
  • Alert Homeland Security: J. Lo has entered her ultra-secure, roped-off private maternity wing where no one else is allowed to go, except the elite cyborg guards. Do not look at pregnant J. Lo. Do not think about looking at pregnant J. Lo. Stop. Reading. This. Item. Terrorist. [P6]
  • Nicolas Cage has the same accountant as Wesley Snipes. [P6]
  • BREAKING, from the British tabloid the Sun: OMG, Demi Moore continues to age, like some kind of aging freak. (Clue: So does Ashton.) [Sun]


  • You may want to ask yourself something in this, a week that represents the first expansion of "Daylight Saving Time" since 1987: Why do Clorox and 7-11 and Modell's and the all-powerful potato and oil lobbies want so desperately to make it dark in the morning for longer? Media outlets randomly report that we save either "10,000" or "100,000" barrels of oil a day on the "Daylight Saving" system, a number that is completely made-up, as neither Australia nor the U.S. has ever seen a reduction in energy use—and a simulation in Japan projected a rise in electricity use. The U.S. itself sees a rise in gasoline use during "Daylight Saving."

    From the mailbag: "Bono is at the New York Times for a publisher's luncheon (?) He says he wants to see the Politics Desk, so he might be down on the third floor soon."

    Are the Forbes family and Bono's Elevation Partners looking to cash out on Forbes? [NYP]

    Money's so tight at Forbes that the publishing company had to sell of its two corporate airplanes. That Bono runs a tight ship! If you're looking to pick up a Faberge egg on the cheap, you might want to keep your ear to the ground: We wouldn't be surprised if they offload a few from Steve Forbe's collection sometime soon. [NYP]

    gossip roundup

    Sometimes A Butterscotch Pony Gets Depressed

  • Owen Wilson was mysteriously hospitalized yesterday and, while no respectable news organization has reported this yet, he's rumored to have slit his wrists and taken pills. Owen, honey. Well. It is a bummer that Kate Hudson is dating Dax Shepard. [TMZ, Daily Mail]
  • Why on earth did anchor Paula Zahn keep a diary where she wrote about cheating on her husband? Says a "pal": "You have to wonder why she put these feelings in writing. But I guess she's a journalist." [R&M]
  • U2 frontman Bono finally let his feud with Billy Squiers' fireplace push him downtown. [Page Six]


  • the angry poors

    Crazed British Children Want To Destroy Your Airplanes!

    Literally dozens of menacing long-haired young people have set up eco-camps around London's Heathrow airport, claiming that airplanes are bad for children and other living things and that you can't hug a child with a nuclear airplane and what if British Airways had to hold a bake sale and all the schools got free upgrades to first class? Apparently these youth believe that airplanes are a significant cause of so-called "global warming" and that nobody should fly in them—that we should all just hop around on giant toadstools and live off the magical power of the wind. The protesters, all of whom are out-of-country millionaires due to the insane value of the English pound, expect to be visited over the next week by green-sympathizers like Bono, Jann Wenner and Graydon Carter, each of whom will arrive in his own private jet.

    Heathrow eco-protesters steal a march on police [Guardian]
    Heathrow climate camp [Guardian]


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    Penelope Cruz Is Helping Bono Figure Some Things Out

  • U2 spokesperson Bono and Penelope Cruz were spotted strolling down a beach hand in hand. Wait ... Bono's gay? [R&M]
  • "Judith Giuliani is an opportunistic, puppy-killing homewrecker who has a full-time hairstylist and needs an extra seat on planes for 'Baby Louis,' her Louis Vuitton handbag," is how Page Six sums up the VF profile. Ah, saves us reading it. And what a great sentence! [Page Six]
  • "On [Courtney Love's] blog, a grammatical mess we've cleaned up, the rocker writes..." God, is there anything Page Six can't do? [Page Six]
  • ABC News interns prompted a companywide reprimand after everyone tried to search for nude pix of themselves online. [Gatecrasher]


  • Rodale—home of Men's Health superhunk Dave Zinczenko and the South Beach Diet—is looking to expand. Bono's Elevation Partners may want in. [NYP]

    'Vanity Fair' Wants You To Love Diamonds And Africa A correspondent from the UK notes that this month's Bono-produced pro-Africa issue comes bundled with a separate 74-page magazine devoted to diamonds and other "jewellery." (Click to enlarge.) It appears to be a UK exclusive.

    heart of darkness

    Celebrities Almost Make Africa Interesting Again

    Hey, so the Vanity Fair Africa issue hit newsstands today! Guest-edited by Bono! We rushed out to get our copy and brought it to the office where we realized that, you know, we're kind of shallow. Isn't Africa kind of last fall? We don't have the attention spans for that stuff. You know what we do care about, though? Celebrities! And with twenty different celebrity-studded covers, the magazine kept up involved for a good five minutes looking at the Annie Leibovitz compositions. Each one blends one subject from the previous cover, so you've got your Don Cheadle and Barack Obama giving way to Barack and Muhammad Ali. Here's a handy guide to who you'll want to look for at the newsstand. More »

    Bono-edited issue of Vanity Fair to have different covers featuring every single resident of Africa. [WWD]

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    Bono Fights Billy Squier's Unforgettable Fireplace

    When Bono is through chillaxing with The Edge and saving Africa, all he wants is to spend some quality time with his family in their San Remo penthouse. But according to the Times, ex-rocker and fellow San Remo resident Billy Squier's chimney is blowing smoke into Bono's pad, giving the singer no small amount of strife and his asthmatic daughter no small amount of attacks. Can't a man enjoy a pine-scented evening spent rehashing his astounding fall from fame in the privacy of his own home? But isn't also true that for $14.5 million, Bono's daughter should be able to live a long and at least sort of healthy life? There's only one way to decide. To the tape! More »

    portfolio

    We Read 'Portfolio' So You Don't Have To

    Let us begin with the cover of Portfolio. It's a gilded city image, a metropolis of lit-up office windows in earth tones, oddly, as it is supposed to be an homage to Berenice Abbott. (A funny reference, as she was told that New York City was too toxic for her to live in and so she left.) Publisher David Carey and Editor in Chief Joanne Lipman are shown in the Times this morning comparing their cover favorably to a recent Fortune cover, with Carey saying, "We're not giving you peas and carrots. We want to capture that glamour." By that measure things are certainly already a success; the magazine certainly weighs as much as Glamour. More »

    media

    Media Bubble: Couric &. Co. Mostly Just Co. When It Comes To Big Decisions

  • CBS News hired Rick Kaplan without consulting Katie Couric. They probably just didn't want her to worry her pretty little head about it. [NYT]
  • Barry Diller and Dow Jones are birthing a new personal finance site. You know, for kids. Web 1.0 relic Dave Kansas will be running the show. [NYP]
  • Jack Shafer is apparently the only journalist Portfolio did not try to hire. Also, what's the deal with Kurt Eichenwald, etc. [Slate]
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    advertising

    Are Christy Turlington's Nipples Helping Africa?

    Irish singer Bono's (Red) campaign—you know, the thing besides guest-editing July's Vanity Fair that Bono's doing to help bring awareness to the plight of African AIDS victims—got slammed yesterday in AdAge. The mag got all bitchy on the discrepancy between the estimated $100 million for marketing and the campaign's $18 million gleanings. (Red) didn't like that so much! More »