U.S. Moves to Deport Bosnians Implicated in War Crimes

United States immigration officials are seeking to deport at least 150 Bosnians who they believe participated in war crimes and "ethnic cleansing" during the Yugoslav Wars of the 1990s, the New York Times reports.
John Shalikashvili, Retired Army General, Dead at 75
As if today weren't sufficiently SADurday enough: Retired U.S. Army general and former Joint Chiefs of Staff chairman died today in Washington state. He was 75.
Bosnia Angry at The Social Network for Cheap Bosnia Dig
The Social Network can get all the Oscar buzz it wants, but Bosnia will still hate it. Apparently the entire country of Bosnia is pissed because of a line in the film that suggests Bosnia's a lame nowheresville.
Puppy-Drowning Girl Reportedly Not Being Punished
When a video clip of a girl drowning puppies appeared online, 4chan went to work and identified the perpetrator, a girl in Bosnia. The police there tracked her down. And now: she's reportedly getting off without being charged.
Puppy-Throwing Girl Caught in Bosnia
Bosnian police say they've identified the teen filmed throwing puppies in a river. (She now faces a $6,400 fine for animal cruelty.) The girl lives in a town called Bugojno, which means 4chan was probably correct in its identification.
'Yes, Bosnia Has Many Beautiful Babies. Why Do You Ask?'
[Angelina Jolie meets with Haris Silajdzic, a member of the Bosnian tripartite Presidency in Sarajevo, Bosnia. She was inspecting locations for a film set in Bosnia and doing good works. (Pic AP)]
Bosnian Man Blames Grudge-Holding Aliens for Six Meteorite Strikes
Why have six meteorites hit the house of 50-year-old Radivoke Lajic over the last six years? "I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials," he said. Obviously. Lajic says he doesn't know what he's done "to annoy them." [Daily Telegraph]
War Criminal Websites!
My mom can't turn on a Dell laptop but a genocidaire has his own URL. Radovan Karazdic, the Serbian politician responsible for the Srebrenica massacre, was captured Monday after walking freely for a decade through the streets of Belgrade disguised as a Zen Karl Marx called Dr. Dragan Dabic. Karazdic is a trained…
"Hillary Clinton emerged from the jump door and crawled feet first down the fuselage toward the tail with no regard whatever for her own safety."
An emailer recalls an epic adventure, involving a certain candidate whose heroism under fire we've all come to respect: "I remember back in 1978 when I was in Airborne School at Ft. Benning. We were on our night jump, the last before we would graduate and get our coveted wings. Once again, I was scared to death and…
BOSNIANS ON HIL: WE CAN'T STANZA
Remember when Hillary Clinton told that crazy lie about flying into Bosnia with Sinbad and evading sniper fire and killer robots or something, and it turned out she just stepped off a plane and heard a poem from a little girl? The New York Post finally tracked down that little girl, who is now 20. And they took a…
