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    Did Someone Send This MTV Exec a Box of Poop?
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    01/09/09

    In reply to Did Someone Send This MTV Exec a Box of Poop?
    He forgot that he purchased it on Ebay. (It was originally in the shape of a holy image, but the contents settled during shipping.)
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    01/08/09

    In reply to Did Someone Send This MTV Exec a Box of Poop?
    When I was in undergrad these ahole fraternity boys would put a dollar bill on the side walk. The side not visible was smeared with crap. They would hang out and drink beers and wait for someone to come along and pick it up. And then fall off their chairs when the person discovered the dirty deed.


    I once asked these morons where they got the crap from. They said they would send the noobies out to pick up dog crap and if that didn't work they would shite into a box.


    All for 2 seconds of giggles.


    You never hear this stuff from women. God help us all the day we do.

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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    01/08/09

    In reply to Did Someone Send This MTV Exec a Box of Poop?
    Has anyone made the "poop culture" joke? Then again, did anyone need to?
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    01/08/09

    In reply to Did Someone Send This MTV Exec a Box of Poop?
    Oh, that was just the latest reality pilot. His assignment was to score it with something dark and winding, from the bowels of his soul.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    01/08/09

    In reply to Did Someone Send This MTV Exec a Box of Poop?
    Can someone send George Bush one of these. Or like, a thousand.
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    Image of AuntPenny AuntPenny
    01/08/09

    In reply to Did Someone Send This MTV Exec a Box of Poop?
    I read this without putting on my glasses and thought it said he was sent a box of goop. I've been busy hatin' on Paltrow all day.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    01/08/09

    In reply to Did Someone Send This MTV Exec a Box of Poop?
    What else would you send to an MTV exec?
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    Image of DrGirlfriend DrGirlfriend
    01/08/09

    @miss_msry: No kidding. I think the shitgrams should continue until every one of their stupid reality shows is off the air.
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    01/08/09

    In reply to Did Someone Send This MTV Exec a Box of Poop?
    It was actually Heidi and Spencer's first child. What they didn't mention in the email was the note attached saying, "Please, make me famous for no reason, too!"


    The Shitty will debut in fall 2010.

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    Image of bikini_lounger bikini_lounger
    01/08/09

    In reply to Did Someone Send This MTV Exec a Box of Poop?
    This is the greatest thing I've read today.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/08/09

    @bikini_lounger: that's really sort of sad, isn't it?
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    Hydroceph was starred Hydroceph was unstarred
    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/08/09

    In reply to Did Someone Send This MTV Exec a Box of Poop?
    Sad but true story: back when i still had a rowing coach (when i could still play well with others), he made some joke about a rival for a seat in a boat for a major race putting a flaming bag of dog poo on my door step. I was not aware that the entire purpose was to stomp on said bag to extinguish the fire, thus ensuring application of poo to shoe. I thought the bag o' burning crap was simply some kind of existential statement. pitiful, really.
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    Image of seyswho seyswho
    01/08/09

    @Hydroceph: I never really got that either. Who stomps on a fire to put it out? Wouldn't you, you know, go get a glass of water or something?
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/08/09

    @seyswho: i have a fire extinguisher in the kitchen, but yeah, something.
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    Image of Beautiful Stranger Beautiful Stranger
    01/08/09

    @Hydroceph: are you male or female or a little of both? just curious.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/08/09

    @Beautiful Stranger: uh...male and happy to be so. I cannot wait to see where this lands.
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    Image of Beautiful Stranger Beautiful Stranger
    01/08/09

    @Hydroceph:
    you sound totally hot. what is your eharmony profile name? or craigslist?
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/08/09

    @Beautiful Stranger: hey, none of that. I'm not that kind of gal.
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    Image of Kitten_Witawip Kitten_Witawip
    01/08/09

    @Hydroceph: don't let him kid you BS he's on AFF
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    Image of Beautiful Stranger Beautiful Stranger
    01/08/09

    @Kitten_Witawip: thank god. i could never get an account at eharmony even if i lied through my teeth. i am too trashy for them.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/09/09

    @Beautiful Stranger: and really, would you want to boink anyone who could get an account at eHarmony?
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    01/08/09

    In reply to Did Someone Send This MTV Exec a Box of Poop?
    They could work this whole thing out with a pencil.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/08/09

    In reply to Did Someone Send This MTV Exec a Box of Poop?
    Also no indication if it was human or animal feces.


    I'm pretty sure this doesn't matter. I mean, the contempt involved is about the same, or is there some subtly to poo that i haven't yet discovered?

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    Image of PseudoNymph PseudoNymph
    01/08/09

    @Hydroceph: Wouldn't you want to know if you had angered a human rather than, say, a badger or an emu? It's always good to know what you're up against.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/08/09

    @PseudoNymph: I haven't met an emu i couldn't take in a fair fight. But badgers...whooo. You can't be too careful.
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    Image of seancasio seancasio
    01/08/09

    In reply to Did Someone Send This MTV Exec a Box of Poop?
    almost as terrifying as getting a copy of Blender in the mail.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/08/09

    @seancasio: And you can add Rolling Stone to the list too.
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    Image of seancasio seancasio
    01/08/09

    @BookishLookish: Absolutely.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    01/08/09

    In reply to Did Someone Send This MTV Exec a Box of Poop?
    Wait, when did Mtv get music?
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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    01/08/09

    In reply to Did Someone Send This MTV Exec a Box of Poop?
    I did it. Because that is what he keeps sending me via Charter Cable.
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