My favorite thing about John and Edward (besides that they are the worst things ever) are that Britain basically tuned out on Sanjaya and in doing so rewarded Simon Cowell for it by allowing him to live through the horrifying event again twice over. I think this is absolutely appropriate as well as being sadistic on a national level and I support the errant behavior of the British voting public. #brangelina
I realize I'm the only person in history ever to have this thought, but for some reason I think Bai Ling can do no wrong, while Bjork is just flat-out embarrassing.
I know; I don't know what's become of me either. And it's even worse than you think: I also root openly for the Hipster Grifter. #brangelina
@skahammer: ..That's because you haven't yet had Bjork explain to you how a TV set operates! Draw your chair close to the crackling fire, for "it is Christmas time in Iceland.."
@snugbug: I don't know, that video looks like it was made a while ago. Is that Bjork just being eccentric, or was that actually informative for Icelanders at the time? #brangelina
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@snugbug: If you put some jazzy piano behind that video, it's like Bjork is taking a Mister Rogers' Neighborhood-style tour of the inner workings of a TV (which makes sense, because Bjork lives in the Land of Make-Believe). Not nearly as informative, though. #brangelina
@snugbug: Someone needs to edit that video so that when she opens up the back of the TV, there are little cartoon electrons making the screen work, playing around, bouncing on her finger, etc. #brangelina
@just assign me a random number: Iceland is a highly developed country with a 100 percent literacy rate. Pretty sure Icelanders were familiar with television by the late '80s, when this video was shot. #brangelina
A friend of mine at the W said the place is swarmed with Todd English questions and reporters. Really NY media? This is a case of two idiots that do not understand anything about PR. STFU and it will go away we will move on to someone else, this is just tragic #toddenglish
@JacobMarx: Damn, I am getting stupid , that did not even factor into my brain. I forgot that to some people all publicity is good publicity #toddenglish
I misread that as "Lindsey Lohan is a whole new drug," and thought to myself, 'I dunno, she's been on the market for a while and nobody's buying these days...' #toddenglish
I don't know what kind of surgery + heavy drug use it takes to achieve this effect, but the top half of Lindsay's face is aging at a vastly more accelerated pace than the bottom half. Since she's only 23, we may have many years of watching this play out.
Makes you miss Michael Jackson even more, doesn't it? #lindsaylohan
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I know; I don't know what's become of me either. And it's even worse than you think: I also root openly for the Hipster Grifter. #brangelina
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What I love even more is that we're collectively ignoring Brangelina and Madonna & focusing on Bjork and Bai Ling. Good job, @all. #brangelina
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And @snugbug: Dear God, that TV clip is nine kinds of fermented awesome. I may have been wrong about Bjork after all.
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She speaks for herself. #lindsaylohan
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Stars fall off motorcycles.
Stars come and stars go.
Stars go in and out of rehab, therapy, and jail.
Stars come and stars go.
If you see my little star, tell it hello for me #lindsaylohan
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Makes you miss Michael Jackson even more, doesn't it? #lindsaylohan
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