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    Brangelina! Brangelina! Brangelina!

    This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs

    Todd English's Jilted Bride Called His Kids 'Pigs'

    The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates of Lindsay Lohan

    Stop, Jennifer Aniston, We Can't Keep Up!

    This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Coke- & Booze-Fueled Suicide Allegations

    Brad Takes Jolie Woes to Aniston at "Secret" Meeting

    This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"

    John Travolta's Sad, Revealing Testimony

    "But Brad, I Haven't Adopted Anything in Months"
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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    10/30/09

    In reply to Brangelina! Brangelina! Brangelina!
    My favorite thing about John and Edward (besides that they are the worst things ever) are that Britain basically tuned out on Sanjaya and in doing so rewarded Simon Cowell for it by allowing him to live through the horrifying event again twice over. I think this is absolutely appropriate as well as being sadistic on a national level and I support the errant behavior of the British voting public. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Brangelina! Brangelina! Brangelina!
    I realize I'm the only person in history ever to have this thought, but for some reason I think Bai Ling can do no wrong, while Bjork is just flat-out embarrassing.

    I know; I don't know what's become of me either. And it's even worse than you think: I also root openly for the Hipster Grifter. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @skahammer: Bjork can do no wrong in my eyes. Mostly because of this .gif that has nothing to do with her. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @skahammer: ..That's because you haven't yet had Bjork explain to you how a TV set operates! Draw your chair close to the crackling fire, for "it is Christmas time in Iceland.."
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    10/30/09

    @snugbug: I don't know, that video looks like it was made a while ago. Is that Bjork just being eccentric, or was that actually informative for Icelanders at the time? #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @snugbug: I want to read this Danish book on television that teaches me not to be afraid. Does anyone know the title? #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @skahammer: Team Bai as well. As Abraham Lincoln said, "Whatever you are, be a good one." I think Bai has taken that to heart. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @goetz: Sure. It's called "Television: The Operational Guide for Magical Elves from Outlier Galaxies." #bjorkthreadjack #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @snugbug: If you put some jazzy piano behind that video, it's like Bjork is taking a Mister Rogers' Neighborhood-style tour of the inner workings of a TV (which makes sense, because Bjork lives in the Land of Make-Believe). Not nearly as informative, though. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @goetz: But her mind works on a poetic, not logical, level! I love that she approaches ordinary inanimate objects with such.. curiosity.

    What I love even more is that we're collectively ignoring Brangelina and Madonna & focusing on Bjork and Bai Ling. Good job, @all. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @snugbug: Someone needs to edit that video so that when she opens up the back of the TV, there are little cartoon electrons making the screen work, playing around, bouncing on her finger, etc. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @Caius: You make a very compelling argument for non sequiturs. But Newt Gingrich doesn't actually eat pizza with a spoon.

    And @snugbug: Dear God, that TV clip is nine kinds of fermented awesome. I may have been wrong about Bjork after all.
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    Edited by skahammer at 10/30/09 10:22 AM skahammer was starred skahammer was unstarred
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    10/30/09

    @just assign me a random number: Iceland is a highly developed country with a 100 percent literacy rate. Pretty sure Icelanders were familiar with television by the late '80s, when this video was shot. #brangelina
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Todd English's Jilted Bride Called His Kids 'Pigs'
    You can buy that little Cyrus' slutty halloween costume at any giant Spirit store, what's all the hubbub, bub? #toddenglish
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Todd English's Jilted Bride Called His Kids 'Pigs'
    I now hate these English Wang people because from the set up in that picture, they had a makeshift unity candle. #toddenglish
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    10/26/09

    In reply to The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates of Lindsay Lohan
    Will Cocktail: The Musical still be set in a TGI Friday's in Times Square? #lindsaylohan
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Todd English's Jilted Bride Called His Kids 'Pigs'
    Pfft, Erica, Alec Baldwin already had dibs on the "spoiled little pig" meme. #toddenglish
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    10/26/09

    @rudi_freude: To be fair, she learned English watching E! in 2007. #toddenglish
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Todd English's Jilted Bride Called His Kids 'Pigs'
    Did the McDonald's manager on the left officiate? #toddenglish
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    10/26/09

    In reply to Todd English's Jilted Bride Called His Kids 'Pigs'
    The size of the mens' heads are frightening me. #toddenglish
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    10/26/09

    @resipsaloquacious: The men's heads get your mind off the fact that Erica's head would fit neatly through a keyhole. #toddenglish
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    Image of adiam7 adiam7
    10/26/09

    In reply to Todd English's Jilted Bride Called His Kids 'Pigs'
    A friend of mine at the W said the place is swarmed with Todd English questions and reporters. Really NY media? This is a case of two idiots that do not understand anything about PR. STFU and it will go away we will move on to someone else, this is just tragic #toddenglish
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    Image of JacobMarx JacobMarx
    10/26/09

    @adiam7: maybe they don't WANT it to go away? #toddenglish
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    10/27/09

    @JacobMarx: Damn, I am getting stupid , that did not even factor into my brain. I forgot that to some people all publicity is good publicity #toddenglish
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    10/26/09

    In reply to Todd English's Jilted Bride Called His Kids 'Pigs'
    I misread that as "Lindsey Lohan is a whole new drug," and thought to myself, 'I dunno, she's been on the market for a while and nobody's buying these days...' #toddenglish
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Todd English's Jilted Bride Called His Kids 'Pigs'
    Um, it's Monday, hon. :( #toddenglish
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    10/26/09

    @crookedE: but what if you're on the Mayan Calendar? #toddenglish
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/26/09

    In reply to The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates of Lindsay Lohan

    She speaks for herself. #lindsaylohan
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    10/25/09

    In reply to The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates of Lindsay Lohan
    she's never looked better. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    10/25/09

    @ihatetwitter: At this rate, her and Amy Winehouse will be neck and neck in the burnout race. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    10/25/09

    In reply to The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates of Lindsay Lohan
    Stars come and stars go.

    Stars fall off motorcycles.

    Stars come and stars go.

    Stars go in and out of rehab, therapy, and jail.

    Stars come and stars go.

    If you see my little star, tell it hello for me #lindsaylohan
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    Image of chelseabill chelseabill
    10/25/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Your little star is waiting for you in the second stimulus package. All of us will get one. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    10/25/09

    @chelseabill: Maybe if we all got two, we'd all be 2x as good. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    10/25/09

    In reply to The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates of Lindsay Lohan
    I don't know what kind of surgery + heavy drug use it takes to achieve this effect, but the top half of Lindsay's face is aging at a vastly more accelerated pace than the bottom half. Since she's only 23, we may have many years of watching this play out.

    Makes you miss Michael Jackson even more, doesn't it? #lindsaylohan
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    10/25/09

    @ShawnP: She's starting to look like Vanessa Redgrave. Is she dead yet? I need to check. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Kimrod Kimrod
    10/26/09

    @ShawnP: The top half is aging faster because that's the part that hits the floor more often when she does her daily face-plant. #lindsaylohan
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