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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    this is just a test #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    I remember '90s' Piven. He was hawt bear, with hair and flesh in all the right places. Those were the days... #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    I prefer "pseudobian" to "hasbian". Coz I don't think Lezlo haz ever had it. The female fever, that is. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    11/03/09

    @Cynner: Celezbian? Celebrities who "try on" lesbiansm for the cool/edgy buzz? #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @A Message To Rudy: Oops, didn't see the one below. Great minds and all of that... #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    Is there a more tragic fall from grace than that of from celesbian to has-bian? #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    Simply being a middle-aged dude who isn't making a serious effort to stay in the best of shape will also bring on man boobs, but blaming his diet for his personal failings has already worked once for Plugs Piven... #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    god i love the word "dowager". it should be used more often.

    that and "doyenne". #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Thatcornellguy: I learned from William Safire's column that "doyenne" is the female form of "dean." (*"The more you know" rainbow.)
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    11/03/09

    @LatestBy: The only time I've ever seen "Doyenne" used in context is to describe old ladies who live in Palm Beach and Boca off of their dead husband's fortune.

    "Marcy, like the other doyennes of Palm Beach County, would play shuffleboard in the late afternoon while her poorer peers ate at budget Early Bird Specials." #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Thatcornellguy: 'Doyenne' makes me think of a little old lady bouncing on a mattress. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    The only thing more dramatic than Lohan is Lohan in a lesbian relationship. Sorry lezzies, I love ya all, but there's a crapload of crazy in your relationships. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @smhsmh: Umm, hello, Henry VIII? Heterosexual, and kar-ray-zeee. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    The soy thing is not without foundation. Apparently soy contains either estrogen or an estrogen-mimicking chemical, so large amounts allegedly bring on the moobs. This seems to be a problem among male vegetarians who rely too much on soy as a protein source. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Smitros: So on top of not being able to consume bloody red meat, male vegetarians grow boobs?

    That makes sense, actually. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @lafleur: As not quite a vegetarian, but a fellow traveler, I sympathize with these guys. They just need to diversify their amino acid portfolios. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Smitros: Know what else grows mannaries? Smoking lots and lots of weed. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Smitros: I read women should only use soy as a protein source once a week too. I eat edamame like it's going out of style and always wondered if that was a bad thing... #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @WhiteFlourPower: I'd heard about that. I don't smoke up, but that would give me pause. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @pony_express: I hadn't heard about a guideline for women, but as an hombre I don't follow these things closely. Edamame are better for you than Cheetos, at any rate, and they once rescued me from a major hunger attack in Vancouver, so I am eternally gratefully. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Smitros:

    Soy is actually TERRIBLE for you because of the way it's processed.

    [www.westonaprice.org]

    Weston A. Price Foundation has a lawsuit underway against the Illinois Dept. of Corrections for serving inmates soy-based meat-analogue instead of meat.

    [www.westonaprice.org]

    WAP Foundation may seem flakey, but they do have real science behind their recommendations, unlike a lot of the nutrition advice spouted by marketing companies and lazy MSM outlets (like Tara Parker Pope at NYT). #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Smitros: So today I learn that being a complete and utter douche can also stimulate the growth of man boobs. Sorry, moobs (l like that one)!
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    11/03/09

    @themediatrix: In the Illinois instance, as in many instances, processing could raise real questions. Traditional methods might be preferable. (Calling Michael Pollan . . . ) #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Pick-me-a-winner Pick-me-a-winner
    11/03/09

    @Smitros: So isn't it then logical to assume Jeremy Piven seems to go on these obsessive food kicks? How much fish did he have to ingest to get mercury poisoning? Now "large amounts" of soy can cause moobs? The man needs some variety in his life...Although, nevermind, that's probably where the Herpes came from. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Pick-me-a-winner: I believe the soy thing more than the mercury thing in his, but I don't take issue with your statement. Jack Abramoff lost a lot of weight on a sushi diet while in DC at one point and got elevated mercury levels., so it could happen.

    J-Piv: Kick back, eat a balanced diet, take walks and play games you enjoy. You'll be fine. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Smitros: I thought Abramoff's afflication was due to a Native American curse... #lindsaylohan
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    Image of sfBirdie sfBirdie
    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    Ah, so Jeremy knows Spanish? #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    Man, she is the epitome of a hot mess. And by hot I mean flaming barrel of dead fish. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    11/03/09

    @Conchie Birdie: Seriously. Some people can hide the drug use, but between her and Mischa Barton, even in the pics you can see how burnt their barrels are. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Conchie Birdie: I agree, but no-other 'star' (I use that term loosely these days concerning her) manages to both titillate and annoy me in equal measure like she does. I have issues. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @DTurkin: There's help for that (I hear). #lindsaylohan
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    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    Lindsay Lohan is back on whomever will put up with her crazy and show her some attention.

    And...does anyone worry that the next edition of "Dancing With The Stars" will feature a Gosselin? I'm thinking 10-1 it's Jon. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    What is the over/under on Jon & Kate getting back together? 18 months? 1 year? #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor:

    As soon as they run out of cash. Both of these nimrods are completely unemployable. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Oryx Hearts Crake: He'll run out first, at which point he'll come crawling back. He's laying the groundwork now. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor:

    Kate's got everything riding on a new talk show she's hosting with Paula Deen. America can't get enough of Paula Deen so it could be a huge success. As for Jon he hasn't held a job in years. He reminds me of my ex. Things ended badly for him too.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    Is is true that if you drink enough soy milk, you become a Soy Bomb? #lindsaylohan
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    10/31/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Biden was the most inscrutable choice, ever, for VP. Instead of "change" Obama brought out an old hack, who had trouble with both truth telling, even during the campaign, and with inserting his foot into his mouth. Oh, to know what kind of negotiation that was, to get him on the ticket---except, perhaps to allay terrified old white guys who feared a woman and a (half)black man on the ticket would bring on the apocalypse. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    apparently I am in the minority, but I love Joe Biden! I think he's like the lovable Steve Urkel of the White House. He comes in, says stupid stuff, knocks shit over, and is like "Did I do that?" Oh Joe. #joebiden
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