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    Angelina To Adopt Baby No. 7

    Brangelina! Brangelina! Brangelina!

    Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Will Have To Pry My Gray's Papaya From My Cold, Dead Hands

    People Editor Calls Times Allegations 'Totally Bogus'

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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    10/30/09

    In reply to Brangelina! Brangelina! Brangelina!
    My favorite thing about John and Edward (besides that they are the worst things ever) are that Britain basically tuned out on Sanjaya and in doing so rewarded Simon Cowell for it by allowing him to live through the horrifying event again twice over. I think this is absolutely appropriate as well as being sadistic on a national level and I support the errant behavior of the British voting public. #brangelina
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    10/30/09

    In reply to Brangelina! Brangelina! Brangelina!
    I realize I'm the only person in history ever to have this thought, but for some reason I think Bai Ling can do no wrong, while Bjork is just flat-out embarrassing.

    I know; I don't know what's become of me either. And it's even worse than you think: I also root openly for the Hipster Grifter. #brangelina
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    Image of Caius Caius
    10/30/09

    @skahammer: Bjork can do no wrong in my eyes. Mostly because of this .gif that has nothing to do with her. #brangelina
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/30/09

    @skahammer: ..That's because you haven't yet had Bjork explain to you how a TV set operates! Draw your chair close to the crackling fire, for "it is Christmas time in Iceland.."
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    Image of just assign me a random number just assign me a random number
    10/30/09

    @snugbug: I don't know, that video looks like it was made a while ago. Is that Bjork just being eccentric, or was that actually informative for Icelanders at the time? #brangelina
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    Image of goetz goetz
    10/30/09

    @snugbug: I want to read this Danish book on television that teaches me not to be afraid. Does anyone know the title? #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @skahammer: Team Bai as well. As Abraham Lincoln said, "Whatever you are, be a good one." I think Bai has taken that to heart. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @goetz: Sure. It's called "Television: The Operational Guide for Magical Elves from Outlier Galaxies." #bjorkthreadjack #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @snugbug: If you put some jazzy piano behind that video, it's like Bjork is taking a Mister Rogers' Neighborhood-style tour of the inner workings of a TV (which makes sense, because Bjork lives in the Land of Make-Believe). Not nearly as informative, though. #brangelina
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/30/09

    @goetz: But her mind works on a poetic, not logical, level! I love that she approaches ordinary inanimate objects with such.. curiosity.

    What I love even more is that we're collectively ignoring Brangelina and Madonna & focusing on Bjork and Bai Ling. Good job, @all. #brangelina
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    10/30/09

    @snugbug: Someone needs to edit that video so that when she opens up the back of the TV, there are little cartoon electrons making the screen work, playing around, bouncing on her finger, etc. #brangelina
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    10/30/09

    @Caius: You make a very compelling argument for non sequiturs. But Newt Gingrich doesn't actually eat pizza with a spoon.

    And @snugbug: Dear God, that TV clip is nine kinds of fermented awesome. I may have been wrong about Bjork after all.
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    Edited by skahammer at 10/30/09 10:22 AM skahammer was starred skahammer was unstarred
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    10/30/09

    @just assign me a random number: Iceland is a highly developed country with a 100 percent literacy rate. Pretty sure Icelanders were familiar with television by the late '80s, when this video was shot. #brangelina
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    07/12/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Will Have To Pry My Gray's Papaya From My Cold, Dead Hands
    Sorry, but I can't stand it: "whose", not "who's".
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/12/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: No, totally fair! Thank you!
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    07/12/09

    In reply to The Decline Of The Celebrity Flack
    maybe specialties will emerge; flack for twitter, flack for facebook, flack for google wave and etc probly tho interns will do it 4 free and 4 teh connectionz and teh experiencez
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    07/12/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Will Have To Pry My Gray's Papaya From My Cold, Dead Hands
    The UWS is lousy with celebs and "celebs" already, so I don't think it'll matter. They live around Central Park West, away from the riff-raff (us) and send "the help" out for the Pampers. Angie and Brad might make a few photo-ops trips to Gray's and there might be the odd sighting here and there, but don't expect to see them holding up the line at the local Starbucks every day.



    Also, skip Zabar's bagels and go next door to H&H. Yeah, they're overrated, but often the bagels are still warm from the oven and that is just heaven.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    07/12/09

    @VoxPopuli: True I never get a bagel at Zabar's. Always H&H and I don't think they're overrated but sometimes they're not worth the homeless guy that holds the door for you and wants to be paid for that.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    07/12/09

    @BxgrlJeri: is handh still open after their recent tax troubles closed them?
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    Image of Brawndo Brawndo
    07/12/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Will Have To Pry My Gray's Papaya From My Cold, Dead Hands
    Even though the Apthorp is going under condo conversion (rather than a coop), with a ppsf like $1,500, you can guarantee they require some sort of board approval over purchasers. And if they do, you can pretty much assure that no one on that board will be approving a paparazzi magnet like Pitt-Jolie.



    I reckon the item is an agent plant. They've been having trouble selling those units for a year and this rumor is a last ditch attempt for raising the profile.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    07/12/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Will Have To Pry My Gray's Papaya From My Cold, Dead Hands
    "playboy spread"



    Okay, this made me laugh...HARD...and then I remembered we were talking about Shirley Jones and I shrieked, "Don't do it, girl!"
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    Edited by PaisleyPajamas at 07/12/09 12:39 PM PaisleyPajamas was starred PaisleyPajamas was unstarred
    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    07/12/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Will Have To Pry My Gray's Papaya From My Cold, Dead Hands
    The UWS used to be a relatively quiet and staid NYC neighborhood. Now we're lousy with Law and Order shoots, big red tourist buses and assorted celebrity riff raff.



    Our quota has been reached. Sorry Brad and Angie.



    I hear the UES is looking for a new kind of crazy since Bernie was carted off to the big house. Try over there. You'll love it. Trust me on this.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    07/12/09

    @BxgrlJeri: They could always try the upper UWS, in Washington Heights. Big-ass apartments, relatively low rents, and hey, you can still see the Hudson unobstructed from some buildings!
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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    07/12/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Will Have To Pry My Gray's Papaya From My Cold, Dead Hands
    The quasi-Beatles reunion is actually very old news. The recording sessions were bootlegged in '92 as A Toot and a Snore in '74. Of course, you can hear it on YouTube--but unless you're an even bigger Beatles fan than I am, you really wouldn't want to.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    07/12/09

    @Dickdogfood: I've heard most of those sessions, they're awful. Well maybe someone wants to hear Lennon complaining. Did he know the lyrics to any of those songs?
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    Image of Peter Feld Peter Feld
    07/12/09

    @jasonelias: However, the more recently surfaced tape of Lennon jamming on slide dobro with Phil Ochs is fun to listen to.

    I don't see why Paul is made the heavy here, he passed along a message from Yoko that she wanted to see John, that sounds like the thing for a friend to do.
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    07/12/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Will Have To Pry My Gray's Papaya From My Cold, Dead Hands
    Since when do you live on the Upper West Side, Brooklyn boy?
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/12/09

    @Phyllis Nefler: I love the UWS. I moved to New York trying to live through this Nora Ephron-like fantasy where people actually went to Katz's and faked orgasms. That was four years ago. How close do you think I got?
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    07/12/09

    @Foster Kamer: Well Katz's is on the Lower East Side. Brooklyn is closer to that than the UWS. So pretty close! (No?)
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    07/12/09

    @Foster Kamer: To an orgasm?
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    07/12/09

    @Phyllis Nefler: LES and Brooklyn much better for orgasm than UWS. Have you seen the mothers in Riverside Park? It's the location for the daily meeting of the "I have a stick up my arse" club. They wouldn't know orgasm if it ran up and smacked them with a Mr. Softee sundae.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/12/09

    @BxgrlJeri: Mmm. Mr. Softee.
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    Image of 1.1.1. 1.1.1.
    07/12/09

    @Foster Kamer: @Phyllis Nefler: @BxgrlJeri:



    Since when does Gray's have two kinds of hot dogs?



    http://www.menutopia.com/GetMenu.m?vendorId=11894
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/12/09

    @1.1.1.: You can get it with the red onion bbq sauce, or with sourkraut. They ask you: "onions or 'kraut?"
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/12/09

    @Foster Kamer: sauerkraut
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    Image of Fishnets and Cigarettes Fishnets and Cigarettes
    07/12/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Will Have To Pry My Gray's Papaya From My Cold, Dead Hands
    yes, there is an over/under on the MJ stuff. It will last until Patrick Swayze and/or Steve jobs dies, and the tox report is in on Jacko. Then we have to go back to hearing about Anna Nicole Smith.
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    Image of Fishnets and Cigarettes Fishnets and Cigarettes
    07/12/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Will Have To Pry My Gray's Papaya From My Cold, Dead Hands
    I don't beleive a CBE is a knighthood. That's an OBE. He's no Sir.
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/12/09

    @Fishnets and Cigarettes: Careful dearie - the trains run on time now.
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    Image of Fishnets and Cigarettes Fishnets and Cigarettes
    07/12/09

    @NinaHagen: all aboard!
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/12/09

    @NinaHagen: Goddamn right, they do. ALSO, GODDAMNIT, HAGEN. I wanted to keep you around because you're funny but you've riffed on my despoitic nature way too much for me to care, anymore. Bring something else to the table, I'll be looking for you. In the meantime, NinaHagen is no more.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/12/09

    @Foster Kamer: Hisssssss.
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    07/12/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Will Have To Pry My Gray's Papaya From My Cold, Dead Hands
    "you know they'd just take FOREVER to decide that they all want Coke and Angelina would make them drink Papaya juice"



    Nah, she apparently lets them scarf down junk food:
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    07/12/09

    @Xylo: I bet no one can come up with a picture of any of the kids eating an apple or a piece of fruit.



    As I said below, their pantry is perfect for a wake and bake kind of crew.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    07/12/09

    @Xylo: why is Shiloh dressed like a refugee?
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    07/12/09

    @BxgrlJeri: She felt left out.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/12/09

    If there's one thing I can't stand, it's Illinois food Nazis. Christ, give it a rest, momo. Let kids be fucking kids.@momof3wildkids:
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    Edited by BookishLookish at 07/12/09 6:24 PM BookishLookish was starred BookishLookish was unstarred
    Image of Senor_Macho_Solo Senor_Macho_Solo
    07/12/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Will Have To Pry My Gray's Papaya From My Cold, Dead Hands
    "Reminder: he's also married to Scarlett Johannsen and used to be with Alanis Morisette. How good is your life?"



    Has its ups and downs?
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    07/12/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Will Have To Pry My Gray's Papaya From My Cold, Dead Hands
    Lunch with Shirley Jones, William Shatner and Cindy Adams sounds like fun, even if you'd have to cut their meat for them.
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