OK, seriously? the first time I heard of 'tardy to the party', I thought it referred to this awful thing, and now I can't stop associating the two. #realhousewivesofatlanta
Here's a problem I see: When you're a stylist, you're a walking business card, and Taylor's business card looks like she walked into Kinkos and said "gimme somethin' quick, whatever you got in a sans serif, maybe a picture of the globe, cause I'm global. And I need it in an hour." #taylorjacobson
andy needed to pull a fabio and tell them "look here bitches, you knew what the fuck you signed up for. now answer the questions, or we'll find new housewives for season 3. don't get it twisted!"
also, andy was irritating, he needs to get himself back behind the scenes! #realhousewivesofatlanta
WOW. That's something really... um, special? What mental/personality disorder causes this kind of lack of self-awareness and coherence to think this is A. a great idea, and B. successful? I am just really confused as to how this got on TV. I mean, a lot of people signed off on this mess. I just feel dirty now.
@hanneke: He owns a hair salon near Ga State U. in downtown Atlanta, according to my wife. Since she teaches at Ga. State, I keep telling her to get some pictures of Dwight in the wild. #realhousewivesofatlanta
Ah, the lyrics would make Keats shudder with ... something.
Don't be tardy for the party. Don't be tardy for the party.
Don't be tardy for the party. Don't be tardy for the party.
Hurry up baby don't be late. I'll meet you at the place.
I've been waiting for this day. This weekend let's celebrate.
Lookin' like a covergirl. Covered in diamonds and pearls.
Take the Benz out for a swirl. Drop that top yeah it's my world.
Forget about work and the stress of the week.
Party all night and we won't go to sleep.
We own the club oh yeah we own the life and I am not leaving 'till I see daylight.
Don't be tardy for the party. Oooo, ooooo. Don't be tardy for the party. Oooooo, Ooooo. Don't be tardy for the party. Oooo, oooo. Don't be tardy for the party.
I'll be feelin' good by nine. After my third glass of wine.
On the dance floor lookin' fine. All the boys tryin' to get in mine.
Headed back to VIP. So tight that I can't breathe.
I look good in this heat. Sweat drippin' all over me.
Forget about work and the stress of the week.
Party all night and we won't go to sleep.
We own the club oh yeah we own the life and I am not leaving 'till I see daylight.
Don't be tardy for the party. Oooo, ooooo. Don't be tardy for the party. Oooooo, Ooooo. Don't be tardy for the party. Oooo, oooo. Don't be tardy for the party. Ooooo, ooooo. Don't be tardy, tardy, tardy. Celebra - let's celebrate. Don't be tardy, tardy, tardy. Yeah, yeah, yeah it's my world. Don't be tardy, tardy, tardy. Ooooo, oooo. Don't be tardy, tardy, tardy. Let's celebrate. #realhousewivesofatlanta
That performance would have gotten booed off the stage of a high school talent show. That was "Gong Show" bad.
No, wait, it was worse. It was "child beauty pageant" bad. Somewhere in America, there are 7-year old girls in mascara and rouge screaming at their stage-mothers "I'm better than that! Why don't I have a TV show?"
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OK, seriously? the first time I heard of 'tardy to the party', I thought it referred to this awful thing, and now I can't stop associating the two. #realhousewivesofatlanta
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Oh. My. God.
This is like, literally, shocking. Literally. I am not. even. kidding. #taylorjacobson
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also, andy was irritating, he needs to get himself back behind the scenes! #realhousewivesofatlanta
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No victims, just someone to tell you to shut the fuck up
to seance the ghost of your gold digging succubus
Genius #realhousewivesoforangecounty
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tanned hide stretched tight over ribs
like a fleshen xylophone.
Made my afternoon. #realhousewivesoforangecounty
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Don't be tardy for the party. Don't be tardy for the party.
Don't be tardy for the party. Don't be tardy for the party.
Hurry up baby don't be late. I'll meet you at the place.
I've been waiting for this day. This weekend let's celebrate.
Lookin' like a covergirl. Covered in diamonds and pearls.
Take the Benz out for a swirl. Drop that top yeah it's my world.
Forget about work and the stress of the week.
Party all night and we won't go to sleep.
We own the club oh yeah we own the life and I am not leaving 'till I see daylight.
Don't be tardy for the party. Oooo, ooooo. Don't be tardy for the party. Oooooo, Ooooo. Don't be tardy for the party. Oooo, oooo. Don't be tardy for the party.
I'll be feelin' good by nine. After my third glass of wine.
On the dance floor lookin' fine. All the boys tryin' to get in mine.
Headed back to VIP. So tight that I can't breathe.
I look good in this heat. Sweat drippin' all over me.
Forget about work and the stress of the week.
Party all night and we won't go to sleep.
We own the club oh yeah we own the life and I am not leaving 'till I see daylight.
Don't be tardy for the party. Oooo, ooooo. Don't be tardy for the party. Oooooo, Ooooo. Don't be tardy for the party. Oooo, oooo. Don't be tardy for the party. Ooooo, ooooo. Don't be tardy, tardy, tardy. Celebra - let's celebrate. Don't be tardy, tardy, tardy. Yeah, yeah, yeah it's my world. Don't be tardy, tardy, tardy. Ooooo, oooo. Don't be tardy, tardy, tardy. Let's celebrate. #realhousewivesofatlanta
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Also, why does her hair remind me of Nellie Oleson's? #realhousewivesofatlanta
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No, wait, it was worse. It was "child beauty pageant" bad. Somewhere in America, there are 7-year old girls in mascara and rouge screaming at their stage-mothers "I'm better than that! Why don't I have a TV show?"
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(Cue Gene Gene the Dancing Machine.) #realhousewivesofatlanta