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    Zach Galifianakis' Penis is Not Fond of Tigers

    Kevin Bacon: 483 Amsterdam Ave.

    Nick Denton, With Pancakes

    Breakfast!

    Who Are These People, and Why Are They So Hungry

    Breakfast is Political
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    Image of b4nt4 b4nt4
    07/27/09

    In reply to Zach Galifianakis' Penis is Not Fond of Tigers
    i've seen him in a brooklyn heights bar a few times...during breakfast hours. 2 birds...
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    Image of Aidan_ Aidan_
    07/24/09

    In reply to Zach Galifianakis' Penis is Not Fond of Tigers
    Kudos for the "Fat Jesus" tag, Cajun Boy.
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    Image of heartbreakturnip heartbreakturnip
    07/24/09

    In reply to Zach Galifianakis' Penis is Not Fond of Tigers
    Waffle House is best after sex and YOU KNOW THIS, CAJUN BOY!
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    07/24/09

    @heartbreakturnip: "Hi, thank you. I'd like my hash browns smothered, covered, chopped and diced. And then we can go to Waffle House."
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    07/24/09

    @heartbreakturnip: You reminded me of a one-night stand I had about ten years ago. We went back to her trailer and had a good time, but around 5am, she said "You have to go. I've got to get to work." I jokingly replied, "What, do you have to make the donuts?" - referencing the Dunkin Donuts slogan at the time. "No, you want want that smothered, covered, & chopped?" she said. I didn't realize it at the time, but I apparently have the distinction of being the only person on earth who ever slept with a Waffle House waitress.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    07/24/09

    @heartbreakturnip: The greasy hash browns are so much better after a good row, aren't they?
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    Image of robotwaste robotwaste
    07/24/09

    In reply to Zach Galifianakis' Penis is Not Fond of Tigers
    Yeah, we here in Nebraska are some slack-jawed yokels, but believe it or not, we don't have a Waffle House. It's a travesty, really.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    07/24/09

    @robotwaste: NOOOOOOO...really? They're all over the place in Louisiana. You guys are missing out.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    07/24/09

    In reply to Zach Galifianakis' Penis is Not Fond of Tigers
    Yeah, a Waffle House with the sign flickering weakly and the little assortment of syrup dispensers on the table which have not been clean since March 1968.
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    Image of Artur Van Asinine Artur Van Asinine
    07/24/09

    @scroll_lock: and one of them thar revolving cake display cases, displaying perhaps a blackforest cake that has also been sitting there, quite possibly since 1968?
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    07/24/09

    @scroll_lock: And Will Oldham at the next table.
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    07/24/09

    @Awesome X: He'll be admiring the dead bugs caught in the flourescent light fixtures.
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    Image of pmarble pmarble
    07/24/09

    @scroll_lock: and stealing your cheese grits
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    07/24/09

    @scroll_lock: sometimes those lights buzz so loud u can hear them
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    07/24/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart: Truly the background music of a fine dining establishment.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    07/24/09

    @scroll_lock: Is this your passive-aggressive way of getting back at me for taking you to the Cracker Barrel in Murfreesboro on our first date? I picked up the tab AND bought you a wooden puzzle in the gift shoppe afterwards because I thought you really liked me, but then realized you probably just wanted a really fancy Sunday brunch with grits.
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    Image of Dagrolord Dagrolord
    01/24/09

    In reply to Nick Denton, With Pancakes
    This shows how well we're reading the article (self included)-


    "Just when you thought Pancake-themed political artist Dan Lacey couldn't top his Obama bear wrestling piece..."


    I hope we can stop asking about the pancakes.

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    Image of Un Chien Andalou Un Chien Andalou
    01/23/09

    In reply to Nick Denton, With Pancakes
    Not as good as the installation by Crisco with the toilet paper streamers.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    01/23/09

    In reply to Nick Denton, With Pancakes
    Perhaps I'm missing something here -- it's been known to happen -- but ... why pancakes? Is there some symbolism I'm missing? He has some personal, um, issues with them?
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    Image of Dagrolord Dagrolord
    01/23/09

    @SaraRueful: I think pancakes were preferable to waffles, which may have furrowed the Dentonian brow.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    01/23/09

    @SaraRueful: Because the world is flat, like pancakes! (Honestly I don't know. It could just be the silliness of them.)
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    Image of ThereMustBeAPony ThereMustBeAPony
    01/23/09

    In reply to Nick Denton, With Pancakes
    Hot, stacked, and sticky; what's not to love?

    And the pancakes look good too.


    (And herein ends the once-a-decade kiss-up to Denton.)

    (Plus, I'm a chick ... it doesn't really count.)

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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    01/23/09

    In reply to Nick Denton, With Pancakes
    You know what fetch a lot more on ebay? A big bird that can shit pancakes.
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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    01/23/09

    In reply to Nick Denton, With Pancakes
    Who is that getting ass fucked in the upper right hand corner?


    And why are there dead canaries on the pancakes?


    confused

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    Image of Un Chien Andalou Un Chien Andalou
    01/23/09

    In reply to Nick Denton, With Pancakes
    Practically a Moan Increasa.
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    Image of seancasio seancasio
    01/23/09

    In reply to Nick Denton, With Pancakes
    I have all of Nick's albums. My favorite being 'Louder Than Bombs'.
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    Image of Dagrolord Dagrolord
    01/23/09

    In reply to Nick Denton, With Pancakes
    I'm pretty sure that tower at the right is Orthanc, Saruman's own citadel at Isengard. If this makes Nick Denton the White Wizard Saruman, I'm pretty sure that leaves Rupert Murdoch as the Dark Lord Sauron.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    01/23/09

    @Dagrolord: Damn you, now I have to go and re-watch the movies to figure out who is what. :-)
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    Image of Dagrolord Dagrolord
    01/23/09

    @Aaron Altman: Ha.


    In the movie trilogy of LOTR, Sauron's the chief heavy and Saruman's the tall wizard and second-banana bad guy played by Christopher Lee.


    In the book trilogy, I'm pretty sure Saruman played himself.

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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    01/23/09

    In reply to Nick Denton, With Pancakes
    I believe we just got our Mrs. Butter's worth.
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