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    Tareq and Michaele Salahi: 'We Did Not Party Crash the White House'

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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    12/01/09

    In reply to Tareq and Michaele Salahi: 'We Did Not Party Crash the White House'
    What's wrong with them? Are they high? Heavily sedated? Did they not have media training and preparation on how to answer these questions?
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    Image of Peter Feld Peter Feld
    12/01/09

    In reply to Tareq and Michaele Salahi: 'We Did Not Party Crash the White House'
    "You do not show up at the White House on a misunderstanding." Should have told that to Bush.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    12/01/09

    In reply to Tareq and Michaele Salahi: 'We Did Not Party Crash the White House'
    "We have been mischaracterized in the media... and in, uh, other paparazzi venues..."

    These people are idiots. They're like the Rosie Ruizes of television. Throw 'em in the clink.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/01/09

    In reply to Tareq and Michaele Salahi: 'We Did Not Party Crash the White House'
    We obviously know what attributes were missing in this whole Secret Service debacle. I'd say some kind of sheer determination not to go away, an attentiveness to overly trying not to suck, and hair any backside would find comforting.

    The White House may need to up the ante and hire box office flop Teflon in the form of one man. It's the only way to safeguard the country, really.
     Reply
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    12/01/09

    In reply to Tareq and Michaele Salahi: 'We Did Not Party Crash the White House'
    Good to see Will Forte has a starring role in a sketch this weekend.
     Reply
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    12/01/09

    In reply to Tareq and Michaele Salahi: 'We Did Not Party Crash the White House'
    Oh, good grief, just send them to Judge Judy:
    JJ: Did you have an invitation?
    S: No, but we were invited.
    JJ: Did you HAVE an invitation?
    S: No but we didn't crash, we were invited.
    JJ: Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, and Robert Gibbs say you were not invited. Are you calling them liars?
    S: No, we have the utmost respect for them, but we didn't crash their party.
    JJ: If you didn't have an invitation, HOW can you say you didn't crash?
    S: We didn't crash the party, we just didn't have an invitation.
    JJ: No invitation from the host means you were NOT invited. Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
     Reply
    Edited by Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) at 12/01/09 9:45 AM Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) was starred Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) was unstarred
    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    12/01/09

    In reply to Tareq and Michaele Salahi: 'We Did Not Party Crash the White House'
    In related news, the release party for Adobe Photoshop "Easy to Use" v10.4 has been moved from corporate headquarters in San Diego to a nuclear fallout chamber three miles under Fort Knox.
     Reply
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    12/01/09

    In reply to Tareq and Michaele Salahi: 'We Did Not Party Crash the White House'
    Oh, GOOD GOD. When will we be shut of histrionic, attention-seeking idiots like these two? Probably never, now. So - they're both involved in multiple civil suits, including one with family members, they're constantly dodging creditors, etc., but THIS is the worst thing that ever happened? So bad that blondie sits there with a tiny, self-satisfied smirk on her face the entire time? Really??

    No, this is the Salahi's best couple of weeks, ever. They are having their egos fulfilled by the attention and the quality of the attention doesn't matter.

    These two will never be interesting to me unless we can drop them off on a desert island along with a a couple of rabid badgers then get popcorn and enjoy all the crazy hijinks that would surely follow.
     Reply
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    12/01/09

    @RandomLunatic: Real Housewives of Badger Island.

    I think Bravo would show that.
     Reply
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    12/01/09

    @Airvault: Fuckin'-A they would. And I'd DVR that bad boy and then play it back slow, in little badger-bite sized morsels.
     Reply
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/01/09

    In reply to Tareq and Michaele Salahi: 'We Did Not Party Crash the White House'
    This reminds Dan Brown of the time that Milli Vanilli crashed The Last Supper.
     Reply
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/01/09

    In reply to Tareq and Michaele Salahi: 'We Did Not Party Crash the White House'
    For me, forty four years have been destroyed.

    Well, what about the other eight?
     Reply
    Edited by Richard Petty Bourgeoisie at 12/01/09 9:30 AM Richard Petty Bourgeoisie was starred Richard Petty Bourgeoisie was unstarred
    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    12/01/09

    In reply to Tareq and Michaele Salahi: 'We Did Not Party Crash the White House'
    Why haven't these famewhores been renditioned yet?
     Reply
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    12/01/09

    @Lizawithazee: A civilized society makes allowances for the melanin-challenged.
     Reply
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    12/01/09

    In reply to Tareq and Michaele Salahi: 'We Did Not Party Crash the White House'
    Clearly they need a lawyer at this point. I'm sure Orly Taitz is more than available for this. This is less a suggestion and more of a plead from me because that would really bring the awesome.
     Reply
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    12/01/09

    In reply to Tareq and Michaele Salahi: 'We Did Not Party Crash the White House'
    The security was porous for a white, bottle blonde and her date, yes.
     Reply
    If_I_Had_a_Poodle was starred If_I_Had_a_Poodle was unstarred
    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    12/01/09

    In reply to Tareq and Michaele Salahi: 'We Did Not Party Crash the White House'
    Her hair "stylist" needs to be held on charges of follicular terrorism.
     Reply
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    Image of crotchety crotchety
    12/01/09

    @scroll_lock: You have to be pretty old to remember the Crissy doll and her sidekick Velvet, but I think Micheale was exposed to them in her formative years.
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    scroll_lock promoted this comment crotchety was starred crotchety was unstarred
    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    12/01/09

    @crotchety: Oh, I've heard of those. Even know someone who had a Velvet doll.
     Reply
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    Image of thatgirlinnewyork thatgirlinnewyork
    12/01/09

    @crotchety: you mean "beautiful chrissy with beautiful hair that grows"? not only did this presage extensions, but deepened the wedge between blonds (velvet) and everyone else. or so i hear.
     Reply
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    12/01/09

    In reply to Tareq and Michaele Salahi: 'We Did Not Party Crash the White House'
    I hate that they are loving every last minute of their 15. Please, please, can we stop paying attention to them?
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