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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    12:21 PM

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks Ass
    Morning Woods can be dangerous.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    03:21 AM

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks Ass
    The good news is that Crockett and Tubbs drove out of their jurisdiction and are on this case.
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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    12:33 AM

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks Ass
    Yes, this story is a complete crock. She was able to smash out the back window and drag him over three rows of seats? And she heard the crash from inside their massive mansion? Please. She weighs at most 135lbs, and he weighs about 210lbs and is 6'1". I know they say adrenaline kicks in and people are able to do amazing feats in times of emergency but this is just too far fetched.
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    Edited by heywhat at 11/28/09 12:34 AM heywhat was starred heywhat was unstarred
    Image of yourfriendandneighbor yourfriendandneighbor
    12:18 AM

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks Ass
    The most shocking part of this whole story is that Tiger's house is only worth 2.4 million dollars. Orlando must REALLY suck.
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    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    03:30 AM

    @yourfriendandneighbor: Dude you don't even know. Orlando is like Detroit and Myspace without the indie Bands
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    Airvault promoted this comment Edited by fatmonalisa at 11/28/09 3:31 AM fatmonalisa was starred fatmonalisa was unstarred
    Image of cocobanal cocobanal
    08:03 AM

    @fatmonalisa: Uh, no it isn't. Sheesh. Yeah, I live there, but come on--Detroit? Seriously?
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    Image of SanFranLefty SanFranLefty
    11/27/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks Ass
    Twenty bucks says she broke that window before he crashed. For realz.
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    SanFranLefty was starred SanFranLefty was unstarred
    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    11/27/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks Ass
    Elizabeth Edwards, take notes. This is how you discipline a cheating hubby.
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    11/27/09

    @Island of Misfit Toys: Why that woman chooses to remain with His Royal Sliminess escapes me.
     Reply
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    11/27/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks Ass
    Did she break par?
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    Smitros was starred Smitros was unstarred
    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    11/27/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks Ass
    Meet golf's answer to Vanessa Bryant, folks.
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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    11/27/09

    @kappakappaspankme: I'm pretty sure Tiger has a pre-nup. Tiger is an asshole and an adultery but he's actually a pretty smart businessman.
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    11/27/09

    @heywhat: No doubt.

    I'm wondering how long it will be before Elin is sporting a giant rock otherwise known as guilt bling.
     Reply
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    Image of topsy topsy
    01:30 AM

    @heywhat: Well she started out as a nanny, so she's coming out better than she went in. She must have read Robin Williams' ex-wife's guidebook.
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    10:05 AM

    @topsy: I believe she started out as a nanny who was the child of a high level Swedish government minister (her mother) so it isn't exactly like she's a social climber. It sounds more like a fun gap year job that turned into more.
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    Image of Helio Helio
    12:24 PM

    @heywhat: pre-nup or not, they have two kids together. Child support, to maintain the kids standard of living is gonna be enough to live on. And considering he's got a history of cheating, I wouldn't put it past her to have some kind of clause that gets her more money if/when he did it again. Publicly.
     Reply
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    11/27/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks Ass
    Crashing an Escalade into a fire hydrant AND a neighbor's tree is possible only if you are fleeing a bat-shit mad wife armed with a Big Bertha driver and a demonic temper. I speak from experience.
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    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    11/27/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks Ass
    I stopped caring about golf at the conclusion of Caddyshack, so this is the first Tiger Woods story I've ever found interesting.
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    ShawnP was starred ShawnP was unstarred
    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    11/27/09

    @ShawnP: Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!
     Reply
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    Image of CrayonSmoothie CrayonSmoothie
    01:30 AM

    @SpyMagician:Well Ahoy, polloi!
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    11/27/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks Ass
    "Oh no you don't. You're not gonna die in that car without signing this will!"
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    Edited by Richard Lawson at 11/27/09 8:40 PM Richard Lawson was starred Richard Lawson was unstarred
    Image of bodegacat bodegacat
    11/27/09

    @Richard Lawson: OR

    "Whattya mean you're going golfing on the Appalachian Trail?"

    p.s. miss you & your irreplaceable humor so damn much. (edited for maudlin over-excitement)
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    Edited by bodegacat at 11/27/09 8:42 PM bodegacat was starred bodegacat was unstarred
    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    11/27/09

    @bodegacat: Miss everyone toooo.

    Hope you're stopping by tv.com once in a blue.
     Reply
    Richard Lawson was starred Richard Lawson was unstarred
    Image of bodegacat bodegacat
    11/27/09

    @Richard Lawson: I have but couldn't find you. Where are you?
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    Edited by bodegacat at 11/27/09 8:55 PM bodegacat was starred bodegacat was unstarred
    Image of noonecaresowen noonecaresowen
    11/27/09

    @Richard Lawson: You're doing some great work over there, Richard.

    If anyone wants to bookmark the main page for Richard's posts, here's the link: [www.tv.com]

    Hoping this doesn't get me banned from the home turf.
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    bodegacat promoted this comment noonecaresowen was starred noonecaresowen was unstarred
    Image of bodegacat bodegacat
    11/27/09

    @noonecaresowen: thanks
     Reply
    bodegacat was starred bodegacat was unstarred
    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    11/27/09

    @Richard Lawson: every chance I get!
     Reply
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    Image of Adrian Chen Adrian Chen
    11/27/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks Ass
    Thank god he's a pro golfer and not a pro wiffleball player.
     Reply
    Adrian Chen was starred Adrian Chen was unstarred
    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/27/09

    @Adrian Chen: (Smiles)
     Reply
    Lysergic Asset was starred Lysergic Asset was unstarred
    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    11/27/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks Ass
    She looks like Philip Roth's/Alexander Portnoy's dream wife.
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    Edited by i'm a bottle at 11/27/09 7:11 PM i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    11/27/09

    @i'm a bottle: Maybe I'm reaching with that one.
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    Edited by i'm a bottle at 11/27/09 7:13 PM i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of SanFranLefty SanFranLefty
    11/27/09

    @i'm a bottle: Nothing like obscure literary references on a Friday night to make the wine come out my nose. Thanks, darlin'!
     Reply
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    Image of Buttafooco Buttafooco
    11/27/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks Ass
    It sounds like the only wood that made contact with his face might be a Nike 3 wood............not the birch in his driveway........or the mahogany from the steering wheel.
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    Buttafooco was starred Buttafooco was unstarred
    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/27/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods' Wife Kicks Ass
    "his wife, Elin Nordegren, used a golf club to smash the back window of the Cadillac Escalade, then dragged him out"

    For some reason, I read that as a description of what had caused the car accident, as in a domestic dispute.
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    Image of Volsciana Volsciana
    11/27/09

    @Lysergic Asset: yeh me too, i put it down to too much exposure to fox news and hysterically misleading headlines.
     Reply
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    11/27/09

    @Lysergic Asset: I read that as some sort of dominance and submission roleplay gone awry.
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    Brad Brown was starred Brad Brown was unstarred
    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    11/27/09

    @Brad Brown: the safe word was Titliest, which means "beat me with a golf club" in Viking. Who knew?
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    Edited by ms_priestypants at 11/27/09 7:40 PM ms_priestypants was starred ms_priestypants was unstarred
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