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heywhat
11/12/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean —
I'm sure she didn't see that in the Bible because I bet she's barely even read it. She relies on pop culture and the Conservative movement to tell her what she should believe in. #carrieprejean
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Mike Jahn
11/12/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean —
The laying on of hands also is important in Christian practive. #carrieprejean
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crookedE
11/12/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean —
She is living proof that there is no God, because if there were, she totally would have been smote by now. #carrieprejean
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TheBusinessGuy
11/12/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean —
There is a story, perhaps apocryphal, about Toscanini and a particularly buxom singer. During rehearsal, she made mistake after mistake, despite Toscanini's best efforts. Finally, in exasperation, the maestro left his podium, stormed over to the startled soprano, grabbed her billowing boobs, and exclaimed, "If only these were brains!" #carrieprejean
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PontiusPirate
11/12/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean —
"And the lord sayeth to Saul, at the time of his penance: 'Behold, for art thou coveting thine neighbors awesome boobage?' And Saul said unto thee, 'I take thee boobs and drink from them, for they are the p0wer and the glory.' And the Lord said unto Saul, 'but those titties are false, and thus you bear false prophet and bring shame unto the house of God.' And Saul said, 'Son of a bitch. From henceforth, no woman of Samaria will bear false titties before God."Leviticus 26:136 #carrieprejean
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ngonzogo
11/12/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean —
You gotta' give it to her. She's right. It doesn't say you shouldn't get breast implants. If it did, it would be right after the part where it says gay people shouldn't get married. #carrieprejean
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kreckenygirl001
11/12/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean —
Geez Carrie,

I don't know what Bible you're reading. but according to the Seven Deadly Sins, you've pretty much nailed Vanity, Pride, AND Greed. I mean, unless you got your boobs to better the world and save the children, I'm pretty sure those fun bags were put in for the sole purposes of furthering your "illustrious" beauty pageant/professional martyr career.
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Rufus-T-Firecrotch
11/12/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean —
The teats shall inherit the Earth. #carrieprejean
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A Message To Rudy
11/12/09

@Rufus-T-Firecrotch: And on the seventh day He breasted #carrieprejean
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zeeboid
11/12/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean —
seriously Gawker? if you posted stupid thigns that left wing wackos... oh thats right, accoridng to you that doesn't happen.

bias #carrieprejean
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RheaPollstry
11/12/09

@zeeboid: Go back to Free Republic if you don't like it. #carrieprejean
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zeeboid
11/12/09

@RheaPollstry: now that is the "tolerant" nature of liberals I have come to expect. #carrieprejean
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A Message To Rudy
11/12/09

@zeeboid: And that is the "reasearched" response I've come to expect from conservatives.

Stupid things the left has done:

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zeeboid
11/12/09

@A Message To Rudy: 4 out of how many? point set match. #carrieprejean
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A Message To Rudy
11/12/09

@zeeboid: That's four within the last couple of weeks, moron. Do the liberal, socialist-agenda math.
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God
11/12/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean —
I have a special plan for my special child, Carrie Prejean:

She shall lead an army of disproportionately top-heavy sexxxy blondes (no fatties, no uggos) through the valley of the shadow of death, where she will fear no evil (but she will fear sandwiches) for I shall be with her, peeking down her shirt. Many, many rods and staffs shall comfort her. Sometimes they will be made of plastic and they will buzz in a most pleasurable manner. I shall prepare a table in the presence of her enemies. And she shall discreetly rush to the toilet and purge herself and knock back a couple diet pills because fat women do not make persuasive homophobes. The gays shall anoint her head with much product, for which the gays shall be spurned and mocked. And oh, will her sexxxy cups runneth over. Surely sex tapes and plastic surgery shall follow her all the days of her life. And she will dwell in the house of Me for as long as she is young and fuck-worthy. #carrieprejean
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LeftCoastLady
11/12/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean —

Too bad Aunt Esther isn't still around to throw the Good Book at her. #carrieprejean
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BookishLookish
11/12/09

@LeftCoastLady: I promote this as well as heart you, for any reference to LaWanda Page makes you good in my book, which is no slouchy little paperback, babe. #carrieprejean
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Baroness
11/12/09

@BookishLookish: I think Aunt Esther might have re-invented the "side-eye", that handy nonverbal signal of scorn. The Germans called it Bishpleezenüngen back in the Weimar era, before they eliminated all the sassy people.
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AndPreciousLittleofThat
11/12/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean —
"If anyone defiles the temple of God, God will destroy him. For the temple of God is holy, which temple you are." (1 Corinthians 3:17)

Gotcha, bitch! #carrieprejean
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momof3wildkids
11/12/09

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: My husband would argue that getting a boob job is glorifying God's work... but then again, he is boob man that MrMomof3wildkids. #carrieprejean
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m4ximusprim3
11/12/09

@momof3wildkids: I'm not even religeous, but a quick google search turns up a nice rebuttal to that:

Corinthians 6:13 Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.

Also:

Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid.

Now, I'm not against boob jobs. But if you're going to quote the damn book of stupid rules, at least follow all of them, not just the ones you like. #carrieprejean
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God
11/12/09

@momof3wildkids: Every time an implant is inserted into a woman's chest cavity, an angel gets his wings. #carrieprejean
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Wrapitup
11/12/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean —
The math works thusly:
1/2 a wit
+ 2 fake tits
= This sorry exhibit
will go to shit. #carrieprejean
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morninggloria
11/12/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean —
I believe that breasts are addressed in the New Testament's Book of Titticus. #carrieprejean
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momof3wildkids
11/12/09

@morninggloria: Nope, it is Hooterotomy. #carrieprejean
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anotherbadlydressedmidwesterner
11/12/09

@momof3wildkids: Boob Job? #carrieprejean
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morninggloria
11/12/09

@momof3wildkids: A Reading From The Letter Of Paul To The Sweater Puppies... #carrieprejean
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NorthernLite
11/12/09

@morninggloria: Numbers 38:D.

(I’m also trying to work in the word Vulgate, just ‘cos that sounds naughty.) #carrieprejean
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Go Like Hell Machine
11/12/09

@morninggloria: Nonsense, infidel; everyone knows it appears in Genetits. #carrieprejean
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JennaW
11/12/09

@NorthernLite: Dear *everyone* who uses this measurement when referring to actresses, models, or ridiculous public figures of the female gender:

The *number* is the circumference of the ribcage below the breasts (or that measurement rounded up to the nearest band-size number); the letter is the cup size. A 38D would be an average-sized woman (or a "larger" woman for those of you in the "no fatties" demographic).

Prejean is more likely in the 32 or even 30 range. #carrieprejean
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DTurkin
11/12/09

In reply to Carrie Prejean —
You know what, I don't see any problem with implants either, you want to be a beauty queen then you have to invest in your assets, as long as it within the rules (which I forget, was it?).

What this has to do with being a gay-hating, right-wing Palin wannabe is what baffles me. #carrieprejean
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