I'm sure she didn't see that in the Bible because I bet she's barely even read it. She relies on pop culture and the Conservative movement to tell her what she should believe in. #carrieprejean
There is a story, perhaps apocryphal, about Toscanini and a particularly buxom singer. During rehearsal, she made mistake after mistake, despite Toscanini's best efforts. Finally, in exasperation, the maestro left his podium, stormed over to the startled soprano, grabbed her billowing boobs, and exclaimed, "If only these were brains!" #carrieprejean
"And the lord sayeth to Saul, at the time of his penance: 'Behold, for art thou coveting thine neighbors awesome boobage?' And Saul said unto thee, 'I take thee boobs and drink from them, for they are the p0wer and the glory.' And the Lord said unto Saul, 'but those titties are false, and thus you bear false prophet and bring shame unto the house of God.' And Saul said, 'Son of a bitch. From henceforth, no woman of Samaria will bear false titties before God."Leviticus 26:136 #carrieprejean
You gotta' give it to her. She's right. It doesn't say you shouldn't get breast implants. If it did, it would be right after the part where it says gay people shouldn't get married. #carrieprejean
I don't know what Bible you're reading. but according to the Seven Deadly Sins, you've pretty much nailed Vanity, Pride, AND Greed. I mean, unless you got your boobs to better the world and save the children, I'm pretty sure those fun bags were put in for the sole purposes of furthering your "illustrious" beauty pageant/professional martyr career.
I have a special plan for my special child, Carrie Prejean:
She shall lead an army of disproportionately top-heavy sexxxy blondes (no fatties, no uggos) through the valley of the shadow of death, where she will fear no evil (but she will fear sandwiches) for I shall be with her, peeking down her shirt. Many, many rods and staffs shall comfort her. Sometimes they will be made of plastic and they will buzz in a most pleasurable manner. I shall prepare a table in the presence of her enemies. And she shall discreetly rush to the toilet and purge herself and knock back a couple diet pills because fat women do not make persuasive homophobes. The gays shall anoint her head with much product, for which the gays shall be spurned and mocked. And oh, will her sexxxy cups runneth over. Surely sex tapes and plastic surgery shall follow her all the days of her life. And she will dwell in the house of Me for as long as she is young and fuck-worthy. #carrieprejean
@LeftCoastLady: I promote this as well as heart you, for any reference to LaWanda Page makes you good in my book, which is no slouchy little paperback, babe. #carrieprejean
@BookishLookish: I think Aunt Esther might have re-invented the "side-eye", that handy nonverbal signal of scorn. The Germans called it Bishpleezenüngen back in the Weimar era, before they eliminated all the sassy people.
@AndPreciousLittleofThat: My husband would argue that getting a boob job is glorifying God's work... but then again, he is boob man that MrMomof3wildkids. #carrieprejean
@momof3wildkids: I'm not even religeous, but a quick google search turns up a nice rebuttal to that:
Corinthians 6:13 Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.
Also:
Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid.
Now, I'm not against boob jobs. But if you're going to quote the damn book of stupid rules, at least follow all of them, not just the ones you like. #carrieprejean
@NorthernLite: Dear *everyone* who uses this measurement when referring to actresses, models, or ridiculous public figures of the female gender:
The *number* is the circumference of the ribcage below the breasts (or that measurement rounded up to the nearest band-size number); the letter is the cup size. A 38D would be an average-sized woman (or a "larger" woman for those of you in the "no fatties" demographic).
Prejean is more likely in the 32 or even 30 range. #carrieprejean
You know what, I don't see any problem with implants either, you want to be a beauty queen then you have to invest in your assets, as long as it within the rules (which I forget, was it?).
What this has to do with being a gay-hating, right-wing Palin wannabe is what baffles me. #carrieprejean
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I don't know what Bible you're reading. but according to the Seven Deadly Sins, you've pretty much nailed Vanity, Pride, AND Greed. I mean, unless you got your boobs to better the world and save the children, I'm pretty sure those fun bags were put in for the sole purposes of furthering your "illustrious" beauty pageant/professional martyr career.
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bias #carrieprejean
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Stupid things the left has done:
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She shall lead an army of disproportionately top-heavy sexxxy blondes (no fatties, no uggos) through the valley of the shadow of death, where she will fear no evil (but she will fear sandwiches) for I shall be with her, peeking down her shirt. Many, many rods and staffs shall comfort her. Sometimes they will be made of plastic and they will buzz in a most pleasurable manner. I shall prepare a table in the presence of her enemies. And she shall discreetly rush to the toilet and purge herself and knock back a couple diet pills because fat women do not make persuasive homophobes. The gays shall anoint her head with much product, for which the gays shall be spurned and mocked. And oh, will her sexxxy cups runneth over. Surely sex tapes and plastic surgery shall follow her all the days of her life. And she will dwell in the house of Me for as long as she is young and fuck-worthy. #carrieprejean
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Too bad Aunt Esther isn't still around to throw the Good Book at her. #carrieprejean
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Gotcha, bitch! #carrieprejean
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Corinthians 6:13 Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.
Also:
Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid.
Now, I'm not against boob jobs. But if you're going to quote the damn book of stupid rules, at least follow all of them, not just the ones you like. #carrieprejean
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1/2 a wit
+ 2 fake tits
= This sorry exhibit
will go to shit. #carrieprejean
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(I’m also trying to work in the word Vulgate, just ‘cos that sounds naughty.) #carrieprejean
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The *number* is the circumference of the ribcage below the breasts (or that measurement rounded up to the nearest band-size number); the letter is the cup size. A 38D would be an average-sized woman (or a "larger" woman for those of you in the "no fatties" demographic).
Prejean is more likely in the 32 or even 30 range. #carrieprejean
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What this has to do with being a gay-hating, right-wing Palin wannabe is what baffles me. #carrieprejean