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She shall lead an army of disproportionately top-heavy sexxxy blondes (no fatties, no uggos) through the valley of the shadow of death, where she will fear no evil (but she will fear sandwiches) for I shall be with her, peeking down her shirt. Many, many rods and staffs shall comfort her. Sometimes they will be made of plastic and they will buzz in a most pleasurable manner. I shall prepare a table in the presence of her enemies. And she shall discreetly rush to the toilet and purge herself and knock back a couple diet pills because fat women do not make persuasive homophobes. The gays shall anoint her head with much product, for which the gays shall be spurned and mocked. And oh, will her sexxxy cups runneth over. Surely sex tapes and plastic surgery shall follow her all the days of her life. And she will dwell in the house of Me for as long as she is young and fuck-worthy. #carrieprejean
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Gotcha, bitch! #carrieprejean
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Corinthians 6:13 Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.
Also:
Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid.
Now, I'm not against boob jobs. But if you're going to quote the damn book of stupid rules, at least follow all of them, not just the ones you like. #carrieprejean
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1/2 a wit
+ 2 fake tits
= This sorry exhibit
will go to shit. #carrieprejean
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(I’m also trying to work in the word Vulgate, just ‘cos that sounds naughty.) #carrieprejean
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The *number* is the circumference of the ribcage below the breasts (or that measurement rounded up to the nearest band-size number); the letter is the cup size. A 38D would be an average-sized woman (or a "larger" woman for those of you in the "no fatties" demographic).
Prejean is more likely in the 32 or even 30 range. #carrieprejean
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What this has to do with being a gay-hating, right-wing Palin wannabe is what baffles me. #carrieprejean
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Me too. #carrieprejean
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"H[er] mouth is full of cursing and deceit and fraud: under h[er] tongue is mischief and vanity." --Psalms 10:7
Also: "Thou shall not sunbathe within an inch of thy skin's life, making it much like rich Corinthian leather."
--2 Corinthians throughout
God, can I get a witness? #carrieprejean
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"You wrote that you don't regret getting breast implants. Have you ever wondered whether it might be incompatible with your Christian faith?
No, I don't think there's anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian. I think it's a personal decision. I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants."
Nothing about the body being a temple? Really? So, yeah, I wa a little surprised they didn't follow up with something like that. #carrieprejean
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(It would be nice if a video -- of Carrie Prejean getting slapped in the face with a big natural boob -- surfaced. Kind of like in the attached) #carrieprejean