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    Great Sarah Jessica Parker Jokes Contained Within

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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    06/11/09

    In reply to Great Sarah Jessica Parker Jokes Contained Within
    I thought the only people named "Poppy" were terribly-written femme fatales on Gossip Girl (AKA Natalie and Blayre's Old Thyme Smileshow Variety Hour)
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    Image of scarletmenace scarletmenace
    06/11/09

    In reply to Great Sarah Jessica Parker Jokes Contained Within
    I think these shallow SJP jokes need to be reined in.
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    Image of CB4d CB4d
    06/11/09

    @scarletmenace: Totally agree. It's just mean. There's plenty of other celebrity crap to make fun of, and plenty of other celebrities who deserve it more.
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    Image of scarletmenace scarletmenace
    06/11/09

    @CB4d: I guess that pretty much went over your head. You must be a nicer person than I.
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    06/11/09

    @scarletmenace: Ha!
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    Image of SpicyMeatball SpicyMeatball
    06/11/09

    In reply to Great Sarah Jessica Parker Jokes Contained Within
    Giving the Heroes writers anything but pink slips and a public thrashing is mind-boggling. They must have pictures of the top NBC execs banging each other in Furry outfits.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    06/11/09

    In reply to Great Sarah Jessica Parker Jokes Contained Within
    This thread beats Hilary Swank by a nose.


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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    06/11/09

    In reply to Great Sarah Jessica Parker Jokes Contained Within
    Talk about beating a dead SJP..
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    Image of FaceMelter FaceMelter
    06/11/09

    In reply to Great Sarah Jessica Parker Jokes Contained Within
    I'm pretty sure that once you give a Zombie any motivation besides the delicious devouring of human flesh, it is no longer a Zombie anymore.
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    Image of ambitious ambitious
    06/11/09

    @FaceMelter: Well, biker is a stretch but what about a zombie lawyer?


    lawyer jokes!

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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    06/11/09

    In reply to Great Sarah Jessica Parker Jokes Contained Within
    Did not our humble author recently comment as to the subtlety of SJP horse jokes on Gawker?


    *wink*

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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    06/11/09

    @Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: Which is why I'm refraining from any lolcat style SJP jokes on this thread, OK RICHARD??? OK??? jk
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    06/02/09

    In reply to David Silver and Samantha Micelli Will Never, Ever Die
    Richard, you totally made up Cheetah Vision Films , didn't you? You did, right? Richard? C'mon, that can't be real. I mean, really. Who'd name their movie company Leopard Print Sofa or Tiger Claw Bolo Tie? That's just ridiculous.
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    Image of Fry_Bread_Power Fry_Bread_Power
    06/02/09

    In reply to David Silver and Samantha Micelli Will Never, Ever Die
    1. Lurking through television's seediest corners like some sort of hobo superhero...


    This may be the best intro Brian Austin Green will ever receive.


    2. I think One Tree Hill should change its name to iNick Lachey, so people will ask "Who?' instead of "What?" You know, to mix it up a bit.

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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    06/02/09

    @Fry_Bread_Power:


    But an "iNick Lachey" sounds intriguing. I'm guessing it's a cute, vaguely ergonomic white plastic device that isn't all that useful or user-friendly, but is so cleverly advertised we don't even care.

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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    06/02/09

    In reply to David Silver and Samantha Micelli Will Never, Ever Die
    Serious question: how is One Tree Hill still on the air?
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    06/02/09

    @DennyCrane: I hope it's not because I still watch it, because I'll be very, very embarrassed if it's my fault.
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    Image of Mediokra Mediokra
    06/02/09

    @DahlELama: You should be ashamed of yourself.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/02/09

    In reply to David Silver and Samantha Micelli Will Never, Ever Die
    I hear they're going to try to make the Waldo movie on the cheap by recycling leftover Harry Potter footage.
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    Image of EleanorRigby EleanorRigby
    06/02/09

    In reply to David Silver and Samantha Micelli Will Never, Ever Die
    I hope the Where's Waldo movie is about a rogue killing machine the government just can't track down, despite the fact that he wears red and white striped shirts, a matching hat, and doofy glasses. So basically they should superimpose the shirt, hat and glasses onto Matt Damon in the Bourne movies. I bet people would see that.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/02/09

    In reply to David Silver and Samantha Micelli Will Never, Ever Die
    What about breakdancers?


    There is an Alfonso Ribeiro-shaped void in the collective heart.

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    Image of Mymoustache Mymoustache
    06/02/09

    @Smitros: hahaha
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/02/09

    @Mymoustache:


    Somewhere, Lucinda Dickey weeps.

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    Image of Dagrolord Dagrolord
    02/24/09

    In reply to Megan Fox Joins the Ranks of Celebrities Who Regret Their Ex Tattoos
    It's rare that I find tattoos anything but ghastly. Granted, in my hierarchy of ghastly, tattooing the name of a lover would be especially horrific. It's as if tempting Fate.
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    02/24/09

    In reply to Megan Fox Joins the Ranks of Celebrities Who Regret Their Ex Tattoos
    I haven't had to update my Michael Jackson tattoo for years, which really keeps the expenses down! The surgical tape keeps peeling off my coccyx, though.
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