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    Arianna Huffington Tapping Brian Grazer's Braintrust

    Gun van Sant's Got Milk Follow-Up

    Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire

    Brian Grazer Deftly Avoids Divorce Bonanza, Hairdo Perfectly Intact

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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    11/03/09

    In reply to Arianna Huffington Tapping Brian Grazer's Braintrust
    The irony of this post is that I have witnessed Mr. Grazer firsthand on many occasions, and the sad plain truth is that you can't hire someone to represent you in those unavoidable human moments that we all must participate in. No one can shake another man's hand for you. No one can exhibit grace on your own behalf. Those are traits and attributes you either develop or you don't.

    Mr. Grazer would be well-advised to get out more often and risk exposing himself to the elements of humankind. And next time he is looking for someone to get to know, he should venture a glance into the mirror... #briangrazer
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    Image of The One The One
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    I always see that Lohan spray tan shit in Sephora, and each time, I wonder why someone would purposely want that Doritos-like orange skin she's known for sporting.
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    Image of Heywoodjablome Heywoodjablome
    07/08/09

    @The One: the neutragina spray tan shit is pretty good...i discovered it at Target on my jaunt to Texas, and it doesn't make me look Cheeto-ey.
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    Image of The One The One
    07/08/09

    @Heywoodjablome: I have yet to find a spray tan or lotion that doesn't produce orange streaks on my whiter-than-white legs.


    Even that Jergens SUPPOSEDLY gradual tan lotion didn't work.

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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Meh. Megan Fox is trying too hard.


    And what the ferg do I hear of her possibly being the lead in a Supergirl movie remake?! Please someone out that as rumor. That's like half a click away from Wonder Woman and that would indeed be too much.

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    Image of easternsike easternsike
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    I read on Lilo's twitter than she was reading a Valley of the Dolls script. I nominate Lindsay to be Jennifer North! Fake lesbian with big tits and no talent.
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    07/08/09

    @easternsike: But Neely O'Hara would be such wonderfully meta casting. (Plus, I can actually picture her keening away in alley somewhere, shouting her own name to the heavens...)
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Megan, you looked great in that dress, but your foundation was the wrong color and you sat next to Cate Blanchett, who threw on some old thing, pulled her hair back, and upstaged you.
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    Image of Schm Schm
    07/08/09

    @CaptainFantastic: Seriously. She was like a dull plastic mannequin between two radiantly gorgeous real women.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Megan Fox wears a cocktail dress in the daytime? Smells of desperate for attention.
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Pale is the new tan. We are headed back to the beauty standards of the Age of Enlightenment. So ladies, be prepared to polish up your white round shoulders and long graceful necks. Gentlemen, let's start looking for a way to make knee socks work for us.
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    Image of HeScoresHeShoots HeScoresHeShoots
    07/08/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: I guess I'll be in fashion now. Well, except my arms and neck. Could I get spray on something for them? Maybe "white-out"?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/08/09

    @HeScoresHeShoots: Consult Michael Jackson's physician. He's reputable.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/08/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: Mae West and my grandmother told me to never, ever go in the sun.


    Here's a nice piropo I received from a cute Puerto Rican boy not long ago: "Baby, you so white and beautiful, you make all the clouds jealous."

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Heather Graham was really so much better than Lohan would have been. Because she showed her boob.
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    Image of dado dado
    07/08/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing to Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
    Bridget Bardot must have had the same problem with her teeth.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    05/22/09

    In reply to Brian Grazer Deftly Avoids Divorce Bonanza, Hairdo Perfectly Intact
    For 11 years, that sounds about right.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    05/22/09

    In reply to Brian Grazer Deftly Avoids Divorce Bonanza, Hairdo Perfectly Intact
    Who gets custody of the hair products?
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    05/22/09

    In reply to Brian Grazer Deftly Avoids Divorce Bonanza, Hairdo Perfectly Intact
    I read the Starter Wife -- it was on my newspaper's "freebie table." Rich chick falls in love with a homeless guy who it just happens to turn out is a millionaire heir? Give me a fucking break. Bitch don't deserve a dime. From the book, the TV show or the movie, and Brian Grazer should be able to get off scot-free by calling her a liability to his reputation.
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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    05/22/09

    In reply to Brian Grazer Deftly Avoids Divorce Bonanza, Hairdo Perfectly Intact
    Contrast Grazer with his business partner, Ron Howard. Howard has only been with one woman, his wife and childhood sweetheart? He was on Howard Stern last week. Stern said there's a certain beauty and a certain sadness to that.
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    Image of Krashstar Krashstar
    05/22/09

    @RonMwangaguhunga: That sadness is amplified if you're making alimony payments.


    You realize that being happily married is not only happier, it's a much better deal.


    Unless you're richer than God. Then you can indulge in exchanges like this:


    Jack Welch: "Do you know why divorce is so expensive?"


    Some guy: "No, why?"


    Jack Welch: "Because it's worth it."

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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    05/22/09

    In reply to Brian Grazer Deftly Avoids Divorce Bonanza, Hairdo Perfectly Intact
    Without the Massey Prenup, one is exposed.
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    Image of Cutting Makes You Sexy Cutting Makes You Sexy
    05/22/09

    @depardoo: That's an uninteresting reference to a movie that no one saw 6 years ago.


    Bravo.*


    *I'm sorry. I'm hungover.

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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    05/22/09

    @Cutting Makes You Sexy:


    Wow, thanks. I'm going to go slit my wrists.*


    *By the way, I loved that movie, and I loved the prenup gag, so I'm sticking with it.**


    **I guess you saw it.

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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    05/22/09

    @depardoo: I saw it too, I just can't remember what it is I saw.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    05/22/09

    @DahlELama:


    Oohhff!

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    Image of Inhaler Inhaler
    03/25/09

    In reply to Amazingly, Gigi Levangie-Grazer Able to Step Into the Mind of a Rich Divorcée
    How great would it be if her first name was actually Gigli?
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