I don't understand how grown adult men can hate on an attractive woman who wants to have a bukkake-sesh in every country. Seriously, who are we as a people? Have we lost our basic humanity? She wishes to come up with euphemisms for female genitalia and wants to go on the "LAM". And you people need reminding that these are wonderful things? This is a sad day for America. #kariferrell
Let them scoff at how fat we as a country are getting. We'll see who gets the last laugh when the next ice age is upon us and we are protected by our layers upon sweaty layers of blubber. Genius.
At about the same time people started eating more at fast food chains (due to the calorie charts, according to researchers), the economy also tanked. So I'm thinking those calorie charts are more powerful than we realize, if they can bring down the economy like that. Scary stuff.
I don't know what we expect when people (Oprah) give away free fried chicken. Fried chicken is proven to be the fall of man. I bet if you introduced a Tibetan monk to Kentucky Fried Chicken...the vow of silence and celibacy...gone. Dunzo. Hell, you throw in biscuits, gravy, cole-slaw, and macaroni & cheese and it's really just suicide. Hara-kiri. Seriously. Forget Iranian nukes, just lob copious amounts of salty chicken flesh into our airspace and that'll be it. We'll slide off into the burning hot ocean, but it'll be worth it, right? Right.
@Spirit Fingers: In fact, I think obesity is what Faulkner meant by "the last ding-dong of doom." Well, I, too, decline to accept the fat rear-end of man.
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Seriously, this babe passes the Drunkio acid test: Is her writing style better than Sarah Lacey's?
I mean, when Lacey is NOT taking dictation from Vivek Wadhwa?
I'd spill, but that's another Lingham down a Yoni hallway in and of itself.
Also, I'll take a 'Bukkake Tour' over an 'Emerging Markets whilst riding dirty animals' tour anyday.
That's an idea: Hipster Grifter and Sarah Lacey hooking up.
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That was too easy. #kariferrell
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OK, let's run with it, for A&E. Dog as Gerard.
Or if he's too old to run around the world all season, how about Jesse Ventura? #kariferrell
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