Comment by Nice Beaver: Baruch Atah Adonai Eloheinu Melech ha'olam Borei peri ha-gafen, Y'all! Woot woot! 8 Responses | Other threads

Comment by snugbug: Nice xenophobic touch here.. Russians = all alcoholics, right? I see what you're doing! Trying to up your dwindling comments... 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by ChillbearLatrigue: Pale is the new tan. We are headed back to the beauty standards of the Age of Enlightenment. So ladies,... 9 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Sweetie: I find it entirely unsurprising that Brittany would enjoy a national cuisine that seems to revolve around oddly flavored potato... 9 Responses | Other threads

Comment by unclevanya: I'm happy not to care one bit about Megan Fox or Shia LaBuff. Oh, and in the "nitpicky commenter spellcheck"... 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by momof3wildkids: If you've been married three times, something is wrong no matter how old you are. 31 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Imogen Quest (was Percy Bishounen Shelley): Not surprised that Apatow is lousy in bed, and even less surprised that he seems kind of proud of it. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by clipper: Really brings home that saying about no matter how beautiful a woman is, some guy is sick of putting up... 29 Responses | Other threads

Comment by depardoo: This business with stripper poles is getting tiresome, no? 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Almostbanned: 1. Gordon Ramsay is awesome in all that he does. 2. Brad Pitt is not aging as well as Clooney. 3. I... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Kid Twist: "But, my name is 'Britney.' And you're the queen of like, Brittin. How amazing is that? So you have to... 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Catty Is Cumbersome: funny, the whole time pete's been on tour he's been fucking someone from the opening act. take that, ashlee. 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by ms.conniving: And here I always thought tequila shots were a perfectly acceptable choice for breakfast. Perhaps I need to reevaluate my nutritional... 10 Responses | Other threads

Comment by momof3wildkids: Does anyone here actually believe that the first time the Jonas Brothers will have their cherries popped will be on... 9 Responses | Other threads

Comment by PamBeesley: It makes me sad that Lou Diamond Phillips is on that crappy show. He used to be so great. La... 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by depardoo: What was the crowd staring at? 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by BookishLookish: OK, schadenfreude. Hayden, you stupid little poseuse, you cannot fake this stuff by paying someone to write it on your skin.... 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by BowlingForDollars: As a lesbian, I say we don't want Fergie. :::throwing her back::: Cajun Boy, you're running this place single-handedly. Did you... 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by DevilsAvocado: See, there's this guy. He's a cast-iron bollocky drinker. Spends most of his waking hours down at the pub [Aussie... 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by TableNine: It's nice to see SJP and her groom still together and having kids. There aren't many celebrity couples that could... 18 Responses | Other threads

Comment by raesanni: He's 19, actually, as of today. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Plawf: Gwyneth Paltrow named her child after a fruit. Where you expecting her to be the most discerning actress in hollywood? 12 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Werrick: I kinda get what Hulk is saying, but it's a really dangerous thing to say. Clearly he's not saying that... 9 Responses | Other threads

Comment by DevilsAvocado: He may be the most awesomest athlete of all time. But, to me, he'll always just be Beaker's doppelganger (Beaker... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): poor Barron (LOVE the name. Really.) is just crying out for attention-- Pay attention to me!! I'm ALMOST as smart... 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by AuntPenny: Okay, Giselle said WHAT?! 8 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Private Hangnail: God, if Pete and Ashlee break up then I'll just have to go about my life as if nothing has... 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by ChillbearLatrigue: I'm not sure why this is a news story. There are 562 members of Congress if you include both houses.... 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by ElleL: Rihanna needs to get back together with Shia Lebouf. I loved that pairing. 6 Responses | Other threads