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Steverino Begins
07/22/09

In reply to Does Michael Jackson Have a 25 Year-Old Son?
Btw, this story would be a lot juicier if the kid were roughly 27 and born in 1982, when "Billie Jean" was released ("The kid is not my son..." etc.).
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The Real JR
07/22/09

In reply to Does Michael Jackson Have a 25 Year-Old Son?
It's been well established that I have a strong attraction for at-times inappropriate, uncouth, and usually drunken cads. So this Kiefer Sutherland news has me currently catching the vapors.
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Trixie from Toronto
07/22/09

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I know he has money, lots of it, but I have never understood why/how Billy Joel gets so many chicks. Rich, yes, but he's a drunk and he looks like Billy Joel.
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PrincessKashmir
07/22/09

@Trixie from Toronto: I'll give him this much -- at least Alex Donnelley won't be mistaken for his daughter.
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TriedandTrue
07/22/09

@Trixie from Toronto: Also - he doesn't seem like that much fun to be around. He had a bike built on American Chopper and he came off as a real jerk ass.
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If_I_Had_a_Poodle
07/22/09

@Trixie from Toronto: maybe he plays them a song, cuz he's the piano man
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Novaload
07/22/09

@Trixie from Toronto: Even worse, he actually is Billy Joel.
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eleusiswalks
07/22/09

@Trixie from Toronto: My godmother's ex owns this shipbuilding business with him and he seems like a nice enough guy when he's not drinking. I think the major draw is that he wrote "Only The Good Die Young", which seems to be the sexiest song ever if you are a middle-class white girl.
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scroll_lock
07/22/09

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Rebound girl, she's been livin' in her soap star world. I bet she's never had a thrice-married guy, I bet she never got a DUI. I'm gonna try for a rebound girl.
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blix
07/22/09

@scroll_lock: It's too early to be boggled. Pardon me whilst I mainline a pot of coffee.
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CaptainFantastic
07/22/09

@scroll_lock: Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh.
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scroll_lock
07/22/09

@blix: Did you borrow my IV again?
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PrincessKashmir
07/22/09

@scroll_lock: Everybody's talking 'bout my new chick, funny but it's just another vadge to me.

("I bet she never got a DUI" -- I'm still laughing.)
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Aaron Altman
07/22/09

@scroll_lock: Your real name is Joel_lock.
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blix
07/22/09

@scroll_lock: Modesty is such a tiresome word, everyone is so uncool. Modesty, I'm surrounded by nerds, 'scuse me while I air the family jewels.
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scroll_lock
07/22/09

@CaptainFantastic: This is the part where we form the conga line.
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skahammer
07/22/09

@scroll_lock: Wow. Now I really do think I was wasting my time doing it all for Leyna.
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scroll_lock
07/22/09

@Aaron Altman: I thought it less obvs than Pianoman_lock.
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scroll_lock
07/22/09

@blix: It's always been a matter of thrust.
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The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx
07/22/09

@scroll_lock: Katie said goodbye to me tonight -- one more alimony check to write. Who else should I do? Alex, come here and let’s screw! I haven't had sex for the longest time.

Though nothing can touch "I bet she never had a DUI." That's genius!
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scroll_lock
07/22/09

@skahammer: Is that because you're an Angry Drunk Man?
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skahammer
07/22/09

@scroll_lock: No, it's because no one ever taught me what was real....
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scroll_lock
07/22/09

@skahammer: "Sometimes a fantasy is all you need."
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scroll_lock
07/22/09

@The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx: I thankee.
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Dickdogfood
07/22/09

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Ho boy. The Mirror maybe should've done a little googling about Omer Bhatti: it turns out he was questioned by investigators about porn and "Jesus Juice" in the last round of sexual abuse allegations: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/michaeljackson/0227051jacksonsexed1.html
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Queen of the Passive Aggressives
07/22/09

@Dickdogfood: Entertainment shows last night said he and his parents moved in with michael after michael foung the child "fasinating". They moved from asia - into neverland. It may be his "love child" but a totally different definition of such.
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TriedandTrue
07/22/09

@Queen of the Passive Aggressives: Why would the family place him in a prominent spot at the funeral if this was going to pop up? I am sure there was another seat he could have sat in that would have avoided any speculation as to his involvement with Michael? This total lack of awareness is ridiculous for a family that has lived in the spotlight!
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Queen of the Passive Aggressives
07/22/09

@TriedandTrue: Maybe they just want to have him join a jackson tour - I'm not kidding...they are greedy folks and this kid could stand up front and represent michael. Then when he's a little older they can add Blanket as the "young" michael. I'm seeing a 5 year vegas run here.
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polypam
07/22/09

@Dickdogfood:

And as always, the comments are as entertaining as the video.
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Steverino Begins
07/22/09

@polypam: I so want this to be true: some possibly gay Euro kid copies dad's moves and raps over his 90s beats? Amazing. But it just looks like another copycat kid to me.

Who knows why he was front row at the funeral. Maybe he's become good friends with the family.
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