The smartest one of the bunch was the mythical "David" who works in "Cougar trading." Given the current economy and zeitgeist, he'll have the most success.
I propose an A.K. posting freeze. This is a recession, people, we can't be wasting our time on some douche pretending to be a douche just to be noticed for being a douche so he can get some douchey roles on some douchey tv.
Although comparing yourself to Mickey Rourke and calling him your "new boy" is quite a smooth move, if I do say so myself.
@irishflyesq: What do you want to bet he's also got the arm-thinning hand-on-hip gesture going on below the border of that pic? Not to mention the overall-slimming leg extension.
Being photographed with Mickey Rourke immediately after he's been enthusiastically kissed by a hooker is probably the closest to both fame and vagina this guy is ever going to get.
Until today I thought this fellow was serious but I see now that this is all performance art. Good show, A. K., I finally get the joke. Kindly exit stage right now.
@crotchety: Exactly. The role of Arthur Kade could have been a meaty one, but it's cast all wrong. This dude is more big man on campus of a suburban midwestern large high school, than Hollywood hunk. Also, he blew his load to quickly, which probably imitates life.
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Although comparing yourself to Mickey Rourke and calling him your "new boy" is quite a smooth move, if I do say so myself.
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So, he's in on the joke?
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